Topic: Need to write a song about mortgage lenders

I'm not sure I know enough cuss words. 

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Re: Need to write a song about mortgage lenders

mortgage lenders, mortgage lenders,  they prey on the poor
usury interest rates,  always more,more more

here is a start smile     

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Re: Need to write a song about mortgage lenders

TIGLJK wrote:

mortgage lenders, mortgage lenders,  they prey on the poor
usury interest rates,  always more,more more

here is a start smile

That's not my problem. My problem is that they WON'T lend on a property I'm trying to sell. But they made the decision on the basis of an issue that was freely disclosed two months ago before they put us through the expense of termite inspection,  dye test on the septic field, and a title search. I just love hiring exterminators, plumbers, and lawyers on a fruitless and unnecessary exercise. Bear in mind the property is 200 miles away, so I have to drive there whenever someone needs access, or if the realtor lets them in then I at least have to go check out the property to make sure it's secure and they work was done in a proper manner and correctly cleaned up after.

I'd LOVE to find one of those greedy usurious aggressive lenders if he'd just make the deal.     

Thus the need for excessive, creative, and voluminous profanity.

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4 (edited by TIGLJK 2020-12-24 18:10:05)

Re: Need to write a song about mortgage lenders

mortgage lender, mortgage lender you ought to be ashamed
useless inspections, long distanced drives, I'm tired of your games
I told you everything you asked so you could make this sale a go
termite n' septic tests, and a title search - but now you just say no !

smile

Zurf

Have a Happy Holiday anyway!
Cheers

Jim

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Make your life count, and the world will be a better place because you tried.

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Re: Need to write a song about mortgage lenders

TIGLJK wrote:

mortgage lender, mortgage lender you ought to be ashamed
useless inspections, long distanced drives, I'm tired of your games
I told you everything you asked so you could make this sale a go
termite n' septic tests, and a title search - but now you just say no !

smile

Zurf

Have a Happy Holiday anyway!
Cheers

Jim

That is fantastic!     

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6 (edited by Peatle Jville 2020-12-24 20:47:55)

Re: Need to write a song about mortgage lenders

Zurf Merry Christmas reading your post about mortgage lenders these words came into my head.
Mortgage lenders steal a man's soul.
While putting him in a hole.
So deep you wonder if there is light at the top.

Re: Need to write a song about mortgage lenders

Peatle Jville wrote:

Zurf Merry Christmas reading your post about mortgage lenders these words came into my head.
Mortgage lenders steal a man's soul.
While putting him in a hole.
So deep you wonder if there is light at the top.

Yeah.  I wish they would!     

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