Topic: A Texas Limerick

I don't normally write limericks but when the muse hits that spot.....

There was a young lady from Texas.
Whose stomach was all solar plexus
Her biceps so large.
They would fill up a barge.
And her attitude simply just wrecks us.

So who said there's no rhyme for Texas? 

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2 (edited by easybeat 2021-01-15 03:48:49)

Re: A Texas Limerick

Lost my money to the state of taxes
i ignored all their phonecalls and faxes
i paid in the end
the money i send
two things that can`t be ignored
are death and taxes

The King Of Audio Torture

Re: A Texas Limerick

Phill and EB that is clever.  Big thank you to Mojo for making January 2021 Texas month  here on chordie it has made this site come alive.