Topic: Global Chordie LOL And Chatter

On a cold Tuesday winter night here in NZ, I decided to write a poem about Chordie.

                Global  Chordie  LOL And Chatter

I want to share my point of view on our Chordie crew.
Writing  this from here in the land of New Zealand  lush green and skies so blue,
Yes and in some places we have snow that comes through.
Down here the sheep outnumber us, it’s true
Despite the odd earthquake we have icing on our cakes.
All us Māori and Pakeha and others are Kiwis at heart, with a grin on our face,
With a "she’ll be right" vibe that fills up the  Kiwi  space.

Crossing international  horizons, our culture might waver,
While sipping on coffee and savouring flavour,
Yet deep down inside, we all quite agree,
That music is for you and me,
Though born from different nationalities, we share harmony.

From the Land of the long white cloud  beaches to mountains, we cherish our bliss,
Offering latitude; it’s hard to miss!
So here’s to the laughter that bonds every mate.
In this quirky old world, let’s celebrate fate!
By calling everyone mate!
Just like Chordie’s buzzing chatter, written natter.
On this site we  all write in our homegrown tongues with twist and twine.
We share our tales from distant walks,
Yet in laughter we can all align on this  thing called online.

A Brit will mention “crisps,” you see,
While Yanks and Kiwis just shout “chips!”
The Aussie grins with “no worries, mate,”
People from other countries wonder what we are all about,
As we trade our little quips.

In lands where zebras roam the plains,
And kangaroos take flight,
We sip our tea and raise a toast,
In languages that shine a light.

But oh! The quirks when meanings shift
A joke can fall so flat!
When someone says “I’m full of beans,”
They don’t mean what they chat!

Yet through these jests and bumbles bold,
Our hearts weave close as one
For in this place of banter free,
Connection's just begun.

So here’s to Chordie’s splendid crew,
With every glance and pun,
We learn that though we're worlds apart,
In laughter, we are spun!
Music is our fun!
Together in music we are one! 

Re: Global Chordie LOL And Chatter

Pedr the Kiwi, master of verse and long white clouds.
Painter of pictures through verbs and nouns.
Massaging our brains we lesser mortals
We marvel at how his pros amaze us
Though crisps become chips
And chips become French fries
Coffee chosen over tea
Winter down there is summer up here
His videos to music or folk on the street
Remain in our hearts, brilliant kiwi Pete (Pedr)     

Ask not what Chordie can do for you, but what you can do for Chordie.

Re: Global Chordie LOL And Chatter

Pete and Phill well done,very enjoyable reads.
you clever buggers     

The King Of Audio Torture

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Re: Global Chordie LOL And Chatter

Piri and Brian  thank you for tuning in, my friends,
To the murmurings born from my wondering mind's  expanse,
As I dance with my phone, capturing moments on end,
In this world that buzzes with curious chance.

From Kiwi parks to bustling streets, I roam,
Each pixel a testament to what life is to me,
I’m blessed to reside where ideas find home
Yet who knew being loquacious could sometimes set me free?

Irony twins with thought as I ponder aloud,
Should I be more concise? A light-hearted commentator?
Yet my words tumble forth like monsoon rain after a draught,
And thus, I revel in this creative delight.

So here’s to the laughter we share on this Chordie ride,
To imagination's spark and the joy it ignites!
In friendship’s on land and across the oceans , let our whims coincide.
For being ourselves is the best of highlights!

Re: Global Chordie LOL And Chatter

I don't usually wander into the poetry section, but that was pretty funny!!

Cheers

Richard     

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