Topic: I love a lot of PHRASES underneath an answer or thread so....

Torture your brains, think and write it.
I love the phrase I wrote =
TODAY IS TOMORROW'S YESTERDAY. (it's mine) and I love to see similar phrases written by you, since almost everybody writes a great line when posting or adding a topic.
Another
THERE IS A LOT OF REMORSE BEFORE YOUR BAG IS FULL.

YOU WILL NEVER FIND AN UGLY CHILD WHEN BORN.
YOU WILL NEVER MARRY A GOOD PARTNER
YOU WILL NEVER SEE A DEAD BAD PERSON

[color=blue]- GITAARDOCPHIL SAIS: TO CONQUER DEAD, YOU HAVE TO DIE[/color]   AND [color=blue] we are born to die[/color]
- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
[color=blue]Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.[/color]

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can a leopard change its spots in the middle of the stream?  or is that barking up the wrong red herring again? (both mine.)
the insinuendos (not mine) are flying . . .

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"Your opinion of me is none of my business."

You can see all my video covers on [url]http://www.youtube.com/bensonp1000[/url]
I have finally found happiness in my life.  Guitars, singing, beer and camping.  And they all intertwine wonderfully.

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"Man who goes to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger." -Confucius

"How can I so thirsty this morning when I drank so much last night?"-John Prine(?)

"I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it." -Steven Wright

"I was driving along when I saw a hitchhiker holding a sign that said "heaven", so I hit him. He probably went there. He seemed like a nice guy. "-Steven Wright

"Whenever I fill out an application and it says 'In case of an emergency notify...,' I put Doctor. What the heck is my mother gonna do?"-Steven Wright

When I was eight, I played Little League. I was on first; I stole third; I went straight across. Earlier that week, I learned that the shortest distance between two points was a direct line. I took advantage of that knowledge.
- Steven Wright

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."
- Steven Wright

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?"
-- SW

I had to stop driving my car for a while... The tires got dizzy.
-- SW

As you can tell, I really dig Steven Wright. Here's some more of his brilliant humor............

http://www.wright-house.com/steven-wrig … s.html#TOC

Give everything but up.

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You confused me there Toney as there is a very funny English radio presenter of the same name: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio2/shows/wright/

Can the world stand two funny Steve Wrights? I guess yes, the more humour the better as there is too much doom and gloom.

Roger

"Do, or do not; there is no try"

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"Just follow your feet!!"

"I want my 2 Dollars!!!!!"

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''Would you rather a good ole big 'un,  or a big ole good 'un?''

Give everything but up.

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"I resemble that remark"

"I'm not as young as I used ta was"

Just Keepin on Keepin on
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Good Morning Docphil,

Heres a few of the many i know.

If your lucky enough to be Irish , then your lucky enough lol

Tell a good man a little and a Bad man less.

A friends eye is a good mirror.

There is no strength without unity.

An open mouth often catches a closed fist.

May you both live as long as you want and never want as long as you live!

Irish coffee provides all the main essential food groups. Alcohol/ Caffeine/ Sugar and Fat.

Thanks Docs for that wee distraction. Im away to me shower now, and work.  Emmmmmm! Yes Sir, its still Raining.
Dont ya just feel so sorry for this Old Doll ?  No ! oh well.  Heres a wee piece of music for ya.  You play it Docs ill sing lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRxmJEbamdk

A day of painfree sunshine is wished for you.

Rusty Old Doll.

Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !

10 (edited by bud_wiser 2008-08-14 22:19:29)

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Errrrm...lowering the tone a bit but, my fave:

You can't polish a turd

tongue

All I got, is a red guitar, three chords and the truth

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Well you know:
"If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything!"

"I want my 2 Dollars!!!!!"

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I am an athiest ,I swear too god I am. [from one of the M.A.S.H. episodes].

my papy said son your going too drive me too drinking if you dont stop driving that   Hot  Rod  Lincoln!! Cmdr cody and his lost planet airman

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dino48 wrote:

I am an athiest ,I swear too god I am. [from one of the M.A.S.H. episodes].

Classic!!!

"I want my 2 Dollars!!!!!"

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Old Doll wrote:

Good Morning Docphil,

Heres a few of the many i know.

If your lucky enough to be Irish , then your lucky enough lol

Tell a good man a little and a Bad man less.

A friends eye is a good mirror.

There is no strength without unity.

An open mouth often catches a closed fist.

May you both live as long as you want and never want as long as you live!

Irish coffee provides all the main essential food groups. Alcohol/ Caffeine/ Sugar and Fat.

Thanks Docs for that wee distraction. Im away to me shower now, and work.  Emmmmmm! Yes Sir, its still Raining.
Dont ya just feel so sorry for this Old Doll ?  No ! oh well.  Heres a wee piece of music for ya.  You play it Docs ill sing lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRxmJEbamdk

A day of painfree sunshine is wished for you.

Rusty Old Doll.

My grandfather is Irish and he takes every opportunity to let you know. These all sound like him.
8-)

"I want my 2 Dollars!!!!!"

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
-Neil Peart

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
-Frank Zappa

Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand.
-Albert Einstein

I have learned through bitter experience the one supreme lesson to conserve my anger, and as heat conserved is transmitted into energy, even so our anger controlled can be transmitted into a power that can move the world.
-Mahatma Gandhi

The intellectual man requires a fine bait; the sots are easily amused. But everybody is drugged with his own frenzy, and the pageant marches at all hours, with music and banner and badge.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

A narrow neck keeps the bottle from being emptied in one swig.
-Irish Proverbs

Give everything but up.

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We used to have an old couple do a cookery TV show Johnny and Fanny Craddock in UK
she showed how to make Doughnuts (Donuts ..us) at the end of the show Johnny said
"Good night and I hope all your Doughnuts turn out like Fannys"  lol

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If the sun ain' t shining it is dark lol ;lol:
If it s raining try to walk between the raindrops = a nice one too
Where have all the flowers gone? OLD DOLL has harvested them all lol
BTW I am glad I did walk ??? a lot and I did n' t GIVE IT UP 


I love this use existing stuff or try to create one
S*** I have to leave this magnificent city, my ex-wife was with me, I am glad we understand each other that s the reason why our daughter is still so happy to have BOTH mum AND dad who DID 'N T FIGHT and WILL NEVER FIGHT. A waste of energy AND it s all about POWER with a high stake = YOUR KID.

[color=blue]- GITAARDOCPHIL SAIS: TO CONQUER DEAD, YOU HAVE TO DIE[/color]   AND [color=blue] we are born to die[/color]
- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
[color=blue]Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.[/color]

18 (edited by badeye 2008-08-16 20:58:54)

Re: I love a lot of PHRASES underneath an answer or thread so....

Ahh the sayings bye:

" Stay where your too till I come where your at"

'"If your going up, look out for the wires"

" Thats dryer than last years birdnest"

" She's all that and a bag of chips"

" See ya on the beach, eh"

'What's your fathers name"

'Ya, right"

"It's all good eh"


  just some sayings that you would hear growing up on
cape breton island , eh.




neat thread... Badeye cool

one caper after another

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"so it goes"
"life is no way to treat an animal"

The Kurt Vonnegut quotes could go on along time if you let me.

-A-

Mandolin>guitar

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early Tibet, early to race.

if you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven. . . or kitchen.  ( i think it was kitchen )

a waiter asks:  how do u like your steak sir ?
man replies: dehorn it, wipe the butt and bring it over. ( from the movie Happy Texas )

put profound words here

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i installed a skylight on my house, my upstairs neighbor got mad.
- steven wright

my father gave me & my brother a box of broken glass & a box of bandage for christmas and said. . . here, you two share.
- steven wright

i went to a store but the clerk said. . . sorry we're closed. i said. . . but the door says open 24 hours. the clerk replies. . . well, not in a row.
- steven wright

put profound words here

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My Pap-pap had two sayings that don't seem to mesh very well.  They are both good advice, but the trick is to know when to apply which.

1. If it won't go, don't force it.
2. If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.

I generally opt for the second. 

- Zurf

Granted B chord amnesty by King of the Mutants (Long live the king).
If it comes from the heart and you add a few beers... it'll be awesome! - Mekidsmom
When in doubt ... hats. - B.G. Dude

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I find great humor in narcissistic/egotistic people. Here are a few nice quotes that add some light hearted comedy directed towards the "I, ME, ME" people out there;

He who does not think much of himself is much more esteemed than he imagines.
-Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-Lucille S. Harper

Egotism is the art of seeing in yourself what others cannot see.
-George V. Higgins

Loving is the only sure road out of darkness, the only serum known that cures self-centeredness.
-Roger M'Ckuen

The one who overcomes egotism rids themselves of the most stubborn obstacle that blocks the way to all true greatness and all true happiness.
-Coltvos

Give everything but up.

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A pessimist sees the challenge in every opportunity, an optimist sees the opportunity in every challenge.
-Winston Churchill

The older I get, the less I think I know.
- Me

Do or do not, there is no try.
-Yoda

"Do or do not, there is no try." Yoda

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Have a Bidet   smile

Bidet Ma'am   smile

Bidet to you young lad  smile

Bidet one and all  smile

Bidet everybody  smile

Just Keepin on Keepin on
Martin DC15E
Cort MR710F
Squire Strat (Chinese)