mmmm... My physical existance depends on this huh?...... I'll have to go with the following;
Tempted by Squeeze
What's Goin' On by Marvin Gaye
Please Don't Bury Me by John Prine
...and I'd do a little loop thingy at the end of my last song in an attempt to musically hypnotize ole Dr. Evil. If successful I'd take his laser away from him and promptly destroy it. Then I'd give him a big, warm, hug and welcome him into my world of peace and love..............................
I must have missed that world on the drive to North Lauderdale!! HA HA.
I think Dr. Evil is so twisted that he will most likely lazzerrrr me anyway, I will try to sing 3 songs so deep, so moving, that NO man will be able to resist not only letting me go and crowning me King Papa, BUT he will also make me 7.3 fuchsia socks for my cold feet!!
1) The Chicken Dance
2) Row Row Row your boat
3) Blame it on the Rain (Milli Vanilli)
.....Thank you for letting me go Mr. Evil. Sure I will take my Royal Scepter. Oh my feet? They are toasty warm. Thank You!
"I want my 2 Dollars!!!!!"