Even a 6 yr. old gets it... (a little pre-debate political humor)

I was talking to a friend's 6-year old daughter, and she said she wanted
to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, as I asked
her, 'If you were President, what would be the first thing you would
Do?'

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless
people.'

'Wow - what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'You don't have to wait
until
you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull
weeds, and rake my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over
to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give
him the $50 to use toward food or a new House.'

She thought that over for a few seconds 'cause she's only 6. And while
her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and
asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you
can just pay him the $50?'

And I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party .'

Her parents still are not speaking to me!