Topic: Hello! Anyone Home. :lol:

My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
A is for Academics, B is for Beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.

Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, So you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.

Hi, John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and they will get back to you.

Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck with taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave message, just hold it up to the phone.

This is not an answering machine - - this is a telepathic thought - recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.

Hi. I'am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back.

If you are a burglar, then were probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message.

You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helpless, compelled to leave your name, number, and a message.

Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right. . . . . real slowly . So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll get back to you.
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Re: Hello! Anyone Home. :lol:

Makes me wonder whats on your answering service lol I remember a "Seinfeld" episode when Jerry answered the phone the person at the other end was a salesman, Seinfeld said "I'm a little busy at the moment but if you leave your home phone I can call later,what? you dont want to be bothered at home? well then you know how I feel" and hung up smile

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Re: Hello! Anyone Home. :lol:

Russell_Harding wrote:

Makes me wonder whats on your answering service lol I remember a "Seinfeld" episode when Jerry answered the phone the person at the other end was a salesman, Seinfeld said "I'm a little busy at the moment but if you leave your home phone I can call later,what? you dont want to be bothered at home? well then you know how I feel" and hung up smile

LOL love Seinfeld!

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Re: Hello! Anyone Home. :lol:

My favorite has always been the telepathic thought recording device one.  That's always made me laugh.  First post too.

Picking away at life, one tune at a time.

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Welcome leodragon. 

My brother's machine used to say merely - "It's the machine. You know the drill."

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