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Topic: THE MOST STUPID, FUNNY AND IDIOT SONG TITLES.

A nice one is LORETTA LYNN: YOU ARE THE REASON OUR KIDS ARE UGLY.
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Re: THE MOST STUPID, FUNNY AND IDIOT SONG TITLES.

" Have you ever see a one eyed woman when she cry" blues song by Bukka White

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Re: THE MOST STUPID, FUNNY AND IDIOT SONG TITLES.

The one I just uploaded to myspace lol

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Re: THE MOST STUPID, FUNNY AND IDIOT SONG TITLES.

You can't roller skate in a Buffalo herd.

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Re: THE MOST STUPID, FUNNY AND IDIOT SONG TITLES.

My Uncle Used to Love me But She Died- theres another Roger Miller one lol

Oh! and the lemon song! (thats zepellin)

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Re: THE MOST STUPID, FUNNY AND IDIOT SONG TITLES.

How about:
"Our cow wouldn't give us any milk so we sold him"
or
"The crowd shouted olay while the bull ripped Hernando's hideaway"

We pronounce it "Guf Coast".
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Re: THE MOST STUPID, FUNNY AND IDIOT SONG TITLES.

Jimmy Buffett's ballad "If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me" is a contender. 

Then there's the former top 40 from Kenny Roger's pre-country days, "Just Stopped In to See What Condition My Condition Was In".

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Re: THE MOST STUPID, FUNNY AND IDIOT SONG TITLES.

This one falls under the funny category, and it's by Jimmy Buffett.

tah dah.... it's titled " My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don't Love Jesus".

This one's a crowd pleaser most of the time. ( although, there's sometimes  "that person" who just don't get it and thinks I'm the anti-christ for singing such a song. )hahahaha

And there's a song titled " Is Somebody Carryin' A Bag of 3 Day Old  Road Kill or Did My Ex-Wife Just Yawn?" I can't remember who wrote that one?????hehe

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Re: THE MOST STUPID, FUNNY AND IDIOT SONG TITLES.

"How Come my Dog Don't Bark When You Come 'Round"
by Doctor John

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Re: THE MOST STUPID, FUNNY AND IDIOT SONG TITLES.

" I just don't look good naked anymore"  -- Sheb Wooley

    Ain't that the truth lol

11 Reply by Zurf (edited by Zurf 2008-11-21 15:49:13)

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Re: THE MOST STUPID, FUNNY AND IDIOT SONG TITLES.

"De doo doo doo de daa daa daa" by The Police

And since we seem to be on a Buffett kick, how about "Vampires, Mummies, and the Holy Ghost"

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Re: THE MOST STUPID, FUNNY AND IDIOT SONG TITLES.

I'm my own grandpaw.
www.metacafe.com/watch/54702/im_my_own_grandpa

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