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Made me bust out laughing this did.
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I haven't figured out what they put all them frets on my guitars for I only need three, when I heard you folks talking of bar chords I thought they were Cowboy Chords you play in a bar.
Please add more.
Old Doll.
From another guitar forum where we were discussing fried chicken, of all things 
"The only way you can get better chicken than that is to be a rooster"
That tickled my funny bone
I've always liked this one;
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."
Peace and Guitars,
SouthPaw41L
My favorite.
"Imagination was given man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is." --Sir Francis Bacon
My latest addition to my collection:
"Without music, life would be a mistake." --Friedrich Nietzsche
That Restaurant is so busy nobody goes there anymore!
I think you can think of a better phrase than that fish one soutpaw41L like, "If your a good gunslinger you dont have any enemies (alive) that was from the great movie "The Magnificent Seve" I love that movie do you guys?
sorry i forgot the n in seven
I think you can think of a better phrase than that fish one soutpaw41L like, "If your a good gunslinger you dont have any enemies (alive) that was from the great movie "The Magnificent Seve" I love that movie do you guys?
Are you familiar with the saying; " you mess with the bull you get the horns?" just curious........................
"When you got a tough job to do , don't look ahead and complain about what you got to do, look behind and say,' look what I've already done.' never quit"..... badeye.
Badeye 
I think you can think of a better phrase than that fish one soutpaw41L
Southpaw's fish quote is probably the best and funniest and truthful one so far here. I like this a lot.
your gun slinging one was good too though.
and one from Eric Bogle
" if wishes were fishes we'd all cast nets into the sea"
Ken
" A folk singer's job is to comfort disturbed people and disturb the comfortable"
Some practical advice from my grandfather, that has non-literal application as well. My grandfather walked everywhere, which is important to know to understand the advice.
"Never stop when going uphill."
Old Doll, I really knew what bar chords were. Honest I did, I really did 
Made me bust out laughing this did
Quote.
I haven't figured out what they put all them frets on my guitars for I only need three, when I heard you folks talking of bar chords I thought they were Cowboy Chords you play in a bar.
Please add more.
Old Doll.
"Fall down seven times, get up eight." --Japanese Proverb
I love quotes.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
I've always liked this one;
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."
Peace and Guitars,
SouthPaw41L
I would have to disagree with that 
God is a huge and very fulfilling part of my life. Prayer can do amazing things.
SouthPaw41L wrote:I've always liked this one;
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish."
Peace and Guitars,
SouthPaw41LI would have to disagree with that
Good for you, well done and congrats on your beliefs, but do not bring folk down or disagree because they do not believe. I know you werent really. I just had a bible basher having a go at me for my great song " I am an atheist". I dont mind anyones religion, it seems to be religious folk that have something against fiolk that dont believe.
* note to any moderator of this section*
feel free to delete this if you feel it will start a load of guff. I just had to reply.
**Moderator's note: Ken, you may be an athiest but you have all the attributes of a true Christian (or Musllim, Hindu and any other recoginised region for that matter). You are kind, honest, faithful, generous and law abiding, OK maybe a bit outspoken at times but most of us love you for that .**
'He who asks is a fool for five minutes. But he who does not ask remains a fool forever.'
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
Mark Twain
"So what I'm an Atheist.... Who are you to question how your God made me"
Okay I had to post that one but, that's it, I'm going to stay out of the religous discussion (as much as I want to jump in ) I wish there was a place we could chat about this resonably though. I love these discussions if they are done intelligently and respectfully to all involved. But alas, this is not the place for it... We need an empty chat room for these things I'm going to head over to Kens youtube page and see if I can lend some assistance 
I like this one....
I fear one day I’ll meet God, he’ll sneeze and I won’t know what to say
We all should have a sense of humour...
ark
"When I do good. I feel good, when I do bad, I feel bad, that is my religion". -Abraham Lincoln-
"If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, then what is an empty desk a sign of?" --Albert Einstein
I like this one....
I fear one day I’ll meet God, he’ll sneeze and I won’t know what to say
We all should have a sense of humour...
ark
LMAO! "Now that's funny, I don't care who you are"
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