For fifty years they've been married They can't wait for their fifty first To roll around, yeah, roll around. For thirty years they've been married And now they're old and happy And they settle down, ha ha Settle down, yeah. For twenty years they've been married And they did everything that could be done You know, they have their fun.
And then you come along and talk about it: So you, you say you wanna be married, I'm gonna change your mind. Oh, gotta change it. That was the good side baby Here comes the best side. For ten years they've been married A thousand kids went around homeless Cause their Mom was a louse Daddy's down at the wiskey house. That ain't all, For three years they've been married