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Im Not Crying  Flight Of The Conchords

[Cm]So, you're leaving[Cm/B]...I can tell[Cm7]...because I can see you leaving[G#-Fm].....

[Cm]But if you’re trying to break my heart[Cm/B]...your plan is flawed from the
start[Cm7] can't break this's [G#] [Fm]melted when I met you...

[Cm]And as you turn around to leave[Cm/B]...don’t turn back to me[Cm7]...
Don’t turn around and see if I’m [G#]crying, [Fm]I’m not crying...
[C]I’m not crying,[C/B] it’s just been raining[Am] on my face
[C]And if you think you see some tea[C/B]r tracks down my cheeks, please,
[Am]Please don’t tell my mates
[C]I’m not crying, [C/B]no...[Am]I’m not crying
[C]And if I am crying, [C/B]it’s not because of you
It’s because I’m [Am]thinking about a friend of mine
Who you don’t know who is dying, that’s right, dying

G# F(or Dm7) F
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me,
F (or Fm optional)
I’ve just been cutting onions

[C]I’m [C/B]making a [Am]lasagna...for one

[Fm]Oh, I’m not crying, no!
[C]There’s just a little bit of dust in my eye
That’s from the [C/B]path that you made when you said your goodbye
I’m not [Am]weeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand
For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland

[C]I’m not upset because you left me this way
[C/B]My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They’ve been [Am]looking around, they've been searching for you
They’ve been looking for you, even though I told them not to

[Fm]These aren’t tears of sadness, they’re tears of joy
I'm just laughing...

[C]Ha   h[C/B]a-ha  [Am]ha     [Fm]

[Fm]Sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
[C]How come we’ve reached this [C/B]fork in the road

[Am]And yet it cuts like a knife?

I’m not [C]cry-[C/B]ing
I’m not [Am]cry-[G]ing
I’m not [F]cry-y-y-y-y
Find a friend to sing the (intentionally) ridiculous falsetto part with you at
the end...Guaranteed to crack up everyone with a sense of humor in the it's just damn fun to do...

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