| Bm | A | Bm | A | Bm | A | |
| It's not her fault that she' | s so irresistible |
| Bm | A | Bm | A | D | |
| But all the damage she's | caused is unfixable |
| A | G | Bm | |
| Every twenty seconds you | repeat her | name |
| A | G | F# | |
| But when it comes to | me | you don't | care |
| If I'm alive or dead so |
| Chorus: |
| Bm | |
| Objection |
| A | G | |
| I don't want to | be the exception |
| F# | |
| To get a bit of your attention |
| Bm | A | |
| Love is for | free and |
| G | |
| I'm not your mother |
| F# | |
| But you don't even bother |
| Bm | |
| Objection |
| A | G | |
| I'm tired of | this triangle |
| F# | |
| Got dizzy dancing tango |
| Bm | A | G | |
| I'm falling | apart in your | hands again |
| F# | |
| No way |
| F# | Bm | |
| I've got to get | away |
| F# | Bm | F# | Bm |
| (Verse chords) |
| Next to her cheap silicone I look minimal |
| That's why in front of your eyes I'm invisible |
| But you've got to know small things also count |
| Better put your feet on the ground |
| And see what it's about, so |
| (Repeat Chorus except last line) |
| ..no no no |
| G | |
| I wish there was a chance for |
| Bm | |
| You and me |
| G | |
| I wish you could find our |
| Bm | |
| Place to be |
| A | G | F# | |
| Away | from | here |
| This is pathetic |
| And sardonic |
| And sadistic |
| And psychotic |
| Tango is not for three |
| Was never meant to be |
| But you can try it |
| Rehearse it |
| Or train like a horse |
| But don't you count on me |
| Don't you count on me boy |
| Bm | D | G | F# | Bm | D | E | F# | |
| (Re | pe | at | Ch | oru | s) |
| Bm A G F#..... |