| G | E | |
| Got a | flip-top pack of ciga | rettes in her pocket, feeling |
| A | |
| Good at the top, shopping in sharp shoes, |
| G | E | A | |
| Walking in the | sunshine town feeling | very cool |
| D | Eb | |
| But the | butchers and the bakers in the | supermarket stores getting |
| E | A | |
| Everything she wants from the | supermarket store (more more more) |
| G | C | G | C | |
| Apples and | oranges, | apples and | oranges |
| G | E | A | |
| Cornering meekly she | trips up sweetly to | meet the people, |
| G | E | A | |
| She's on | time again | -- and | then |
| D | Eb | |
| I | catch her by the eye, then I | stop and have to think, |
| E | A | |
| "What a | funny thing to do 'cos I'm | feeling very pink" (pink pink pink) |
| G | C | G | C | |
| Apples and | oranges, | apples and | oranges |
| C | C | |
| I love she, | she loves me |
| F#m | Eb | D | G | |
| See you, | see | you, | see you... |
| G | |
| Apples and oranges, apples and oranges (falsetto voice) |
| (G... G9, D) |
| G | E | |
| Thought you might like to | know |
| A | G | E | A | |
| I'm the lorry | driver man, | she's | on the run |
| D | Eb | E | |
| Down by the | river side | feeding sucks by the |
| A | |
| Afternoon tide (quack quack quack) |
| G | C | G | C | |
| Apples and | oranges, | apples and | oranges |
| C | |
| Doo da duh duh duh duh duh... (etc) |
| (Guitar feedback) |
| (Playful senseless mutter) |
| CHORDS USED: |
| G 320002 A 577655 C x32010 D x5777x |
| Eb x6888x E x7999x F#m 244222 G9 3x0005 |
| G* 355600 |