badeye wrote:
ozymandias wrote:
Zurf wrote:

Cool.  How's my back yard?  I've got a campfire ring and a big cooler. 

- Zurf

Works for Me!!!!  <grin>

I'm on my way, with a huge jar of pickled eggs and a pallet full  of good Canadian beer, and guitar of course.

  he he  Badeye  .,  cool

There's good Canadian beer?  On second thought, if you're bringing it that makes it free to me, and that's good no matter where it's from!

- Zurf

5,702

(21 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Hey Getfiddle.  Now that you've picked your guitar back up, how do you like accompanying yourself on lullabies for your daughter?  I get a real kick out of doing that.  One night my daughter came back downstairs while I was playing.  She was having trouble getting to sleep and so we sang a few songs.  I made sure they were age appropriate, of course.  John McCutcheon's Featherbed, The Rainbow Connection, that sort of thing.  It made us both feel good, and she had no trouble getting to sleep the second time. 

- Zurf

ozymandias wrote:
badeye wrote:
ozymandias wrote:

Watch out, the department of Homeland Security may be watching this!  LOL  Putting blast, crash in the same post as the White House may be risky!  <cringe>

**ozymandias goes off to hide in an undisclosed location......with his guitar of course!**

YIKES , didn't think that one out.

  gone to hide as well.   Badeye.... cool   lol

Meh, we can have an undisclosed location jam session.  <grin>

Cool.  How's my back yard?  I've got a campfire ring and a big cooler. 

- Zurf

5,704

(24 replies, posted in Acoustic)

numri wrote:

Maybe i should just get myself a program that you can just set the chord progress and the BPM and then just improvise along to it to feel more at home on the harmonica smile

Also, What would you say is the best way to get a clean note out of it? I haven't really got the toungeblocking tech working, seeing how i'm not entirely sure how to do it, and I'm not really keen on slabbering all over my instruments.

On the first thing, if you come across such a program, please post.  That would be wonderfully useful for practice.  I've been wanting to figure out how to use the recorder thingy I've got so that I can lay down some 12 bar blues strums to practice harmonica and bass riffs to.

I'm a puckerer.  I never have got the hang of the tongue blocking.  Some say it's easier, but I just wind up with a harmonica full of spit.  It takes some practice to build the muscles for a good pucker.  You'll be getting two or three holes for a while.  Your first big "HEY COOL MAYBE THIS WILL WORK OUT!!" moment is when you get a good clean single note.  It takes a while.  Stick with it.  Same as a horn player, you need to get those lip and cheek muscles tuned to a new and relatively un-natural shape and feel.  What I used to do is to practice at traffic lights in heavy traffic during my commute. 

The next big moment is when you remember to switch suck and blow for a decent scale when you get to the seventh hole.  Or is it sixth.  I forget until I get a harp in hand and start playing along. 

Above all, don't try and be Sonny Terry in five minutes.  Just relax and have a good time learning something new.   

- Zurf

5,705

(24 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Chromatics allow you to play an entire scale, sharps and flats.  Diatonics miss a few.  Or maybe it's the other way around.  The kind with the button on the side let you play entire scales with sharps and flats, the kind without a button on the side don't.  You can "bend" notes to pick up a few flats.  That's an intermediate technique at which I am only spotty.  You kind of have to swallow the note to do it, which is as good of a description as I can give even though I expect that it's entirely worthless. 

The kind that don't have complete scales DO have complete "blues scales", which is what makes them popular for blues.  Especially those that are specifically keyed for the playing blues.   They're also useful for Country, because most country uses a pentatonic scale rather than a complete scale for riffing.  Rock mostly uses a pentatonic scale based on the blues scale rather than the major scale.  All of these are playable on a standard harmonica. 

The jazz players use the kind with the button on the side because they need all the notes to play arpeggios and riff on those crazy jazz chords.  Or some of them play multiple harmonicas at once, where they'll jump from one harmonica to another in mid-riff to pick up a few notes that they need.  That's a crazy good harmonica player there.  Saw one guy who could do The Orange Blossom Special like that - and speed race a fiddle player doing it.  Very cool.

Anyway.  The kind with 10 holes and no button in "C" and "G" will get you far. 

- Zurf

5,706

(77 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

washed by Him! wrote:

Hey guys I got my new guitar!!!!!!  an Epiphone Les Paul Standard.
The body is Cherry Burst with vertical grains of wood.

Crank it 'till your ears beg for mercy!  Sweet guitar. 

- Zurf

5,707

(16 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

WBH - That's pretty much what I did.  I wound up feeling convicted of having more than I need and not appreciating all I've been given enough.  Accumulation had begun to take the place of appreciation. 

So I've started to sort, organize, and redistribute.  I've given away some stuff, thrown away some stuff, and donated some stuff.  I'll continue to do so for a while until the feeling of conviction passes.  Then I'll know I've done the right thing.

- Zurf

washed by Him! wrote:

I'm a canadian so the american judicial system is very confusing. but i don't understand what you mean by FORMER pres. bush. no offense, but i don't think Obama can turn the economy around by putting more money into the circulation.

WBH - I frankly don't know anything about war or the military and less about middle easter geo-politics, so I have to let that rest in the hands of the experts.  I wish there was more I can do, but there isn't.  At least not with any credibility on my part. 

What I meant by being glad that President Bush is no longer is office was based on his environmental record, especially with regards to rivers.  I don't even hold the economy against him.  That started brewing really badly no later than mid-way through President Clinton's second term.  Terrorism and our wars took our minds and press off the situation for a time, but that didn't mean the problem wasn't continuing to brew and worsen.

I agree with you that President Obama cannot turn the economy around by floating more money.  That's hardly an indictment of President Obama.  I don't think we can put the economy or its recovery at the heart of any person or party.  Increasingly, ever since WWII, the U.S. government has tried to govern through money rather than ideas, discipline, and effort.  They've done it for so long that now they've got so much money even they don't know how to spend it all and they're spending more than they've got anyway.  They've made themselves irrelevant.  Money only has to much influence. 

I'm going to leave it there so as not to take this into a "uh-huh" "nuh-uh" kind of political thread.  Anyone may disagree with me, of course.  All I've done is state my opinion, to which any and all are free to disagree or agree or ridicule.  I will not defend it further in this forum.   

- Zurf

5,709

(29 replies, posted in Acoustic)

YOU'VE CURSED ME.  I couldn't play anything right tonight.  And God forbid a song have an Bm or a B7 in it.  Granted, those are related to the Evil B, but aren't in and of themselves evil. 

- Zurf

5,710

(24 replies, posted in Acoustic)

The application of theory to the harmonica are addressed very well by a couple books by David Harp.  I mean, how can you not trust a guy named Harp on the subject of harmonicas?  Anyway, the first is a guitar case sized book called "Music Theory Made Easy", available from Amazon.  The second is "Instant Blues Harmonica"  - hint: it's not really instant. 

Anyway, both books are very useful for understanding how to apply the harmonica to both lead licks and backup.  He covers the difference between straight harp (which is played in the key of the harmonica) and cross harp (which is played in the fifth of the key of the harmonica).  He lays it out a little bit at a time, in easily digested chunks, and builds your knowledge much more quickly than you'd expect. 

Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Tom Petty play mostly straight harp.  Sonny Terry, Huey Lewis, Bruce Willis (yeah THAT Bruce Willis) play mostly cross harp.  Neither is right, wrong, better, or harder.  I prefer straight harp for myself most of the time. 

Thanks for the reminder.  I need to pull out my books and brush up on my harmonica playing.  I've let it languish for a few years.  I've got a felt sack full of harmonicas that taste like Crown Royal and macanudos.  Time to clean them up and play them. 

- Zurf

5,711

(7 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Ken, I think he may have meant that the song didn't exist and he wanted to write it down with the chords.  If that's it, then there are instructions for how to do that in the Songwriting forum.  Select the Songwriting forum from the index and read the instructional message at the top. 

- Zurf

5,712

(29 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Bad string day.  It happens.  A little carress, a little sweet-talk, fall back to a "comfort song" and it'll all be OK.  If not, well, next time it will.

- Big D

5,713

(7 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Hey GROPPS!  Congratulations on having any fingers left to play guitar.  I've known a few loggers, but never any loggers with all their fingers. 

- Zurf

5,714

(15 replies, posted in Acoustic)

skydivr103 wrote:

I hope to contribute to it in my own small way whenever possible.

You already have.

- Zurf

5,715

(2 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Welcome

5,716

(30 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Two crass ones, for which I will self-edit are:

"Colder than a witch's ***."   *** is a crass term for a mammory gland. 

The other is "Slicker than **** on ice."  **** is something that comes out the southern end of your dog when it's facing north. 

The doorknob one I always heard as "slicker than snot on a doorknob."  Which never made much sense to be because snot's kind of sticky. 

My momma had all sorts of phrases that I've no idea how they got started.  She used to say she was "mad enough to spit cotton."  She meant angry but always said mad.  No idea what it means, but I figure it must be very, very angry because she was usually a funny color between red and purple when she said it. 

My dad called someone "Lower than a pregnant snake" once.  He never says anything unpleasant about anyone.  That one's stuck with me as it was so uncharacteristic of him, but also because it was funny. 

- Zurf

5,717

(65 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

SouthPaw41L wrote:

one mans' eternal joy is another mans' worst nightmare.

A pastor said that to me once when I was wearing a tuxedo.

- Zurf

5,718

(65 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Maria Sharapova is nice looking.  Off the court, she is the subject of posters, calendars, mens' magazine 'articles', and whatnot.  But as a tennis player she doesn't hold a candle to Martina Hingis.  Further, Ms. Hingis beauty was not only in her appearance in still photographs (which is very nice) but in her graceful movement and in the positive attitude she displayed at all times.  With only a modicum of movement, she obtained amazing results.  She smiled whether she won or lost.  Ms. Sharapova comes across as a bit of a snit, especially when she isn't doing well against an opponent (which is fairly often). 

Steffi Graf was amazing and had an attitude and comeback beyond that which should ever be expected.  Still, she relied on a power game to a great degree.  She had power all over the other women she was playing against and opened up the door to power players to follow.  After her comeback, she by necessity concentrated on placement and spin control and became an even better player.  However, at least two have surpassed her in the application of power tennis on the women's circuit.  The now retired Lindsey Davenport could use her height advantage for amazing power, and frankly no one touches Venus Williams these days and may never.  I'm afraid Ms. Graf, as talented as she was, would not have been #1 with Ms. Williams playing.  I never found her to be a "pretty" player.  Sure, she's a nice-looking woman, but with her it was all talent and determination as far as I'm concerned. 

Steelers rock.

- Zurf

SouthPaw41L wrote:
Zurf wrote:
upyerkilt wrote:

I play folk, country, rock, punk all on the acoustic guitar.

All at the same time?  'Cause that would be COOL!

- Zurf

You mean like Johnny Cash used to do?

It was COOL!  So was he, God rest his soul!

- Zurf

5,720

(65 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Russell_Harding wrote:

Zurf I just googled a few youtube vids of Martina and were not talking bout football are we? lol

Not exactly.  She surely is beautiful and that has its attraction on its own, but she really was very exciting to watch play as well.  She never seemed to panic or rush, and always kept each game and the matches in control.  She never lost, but was sometimes beaten (which she accepted as gracefully as she did wins).  Her strategy was always impeccable and she had absolute mastery of the basics of the game - which carried her to the top and kept her there for five or six years straight.  The only person who really ever contested her position was Lindsey Davenport.  I recommend checking her videos as well.  She's as tall as Venus Williams (6'2"), but didn't play the Venus Williams power game - using her height for power only when it was called for and not as a fallback position.  The two of them playing - Martina Hingis vs. Lindsey Davenport - were absolutely epic games. 

When Serena Williams plays on clay, like at the French Open, it's a thing of beauty.  But you should have seen Martina Hingis do it.  Simply amazing. 

- Zurf




p.s.  Go Steelers.

5,721

(65 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

It should be obvious.  Martina Hingis is a Steelers fan.  (You know it's true because now you've seen it on the internet.)

- Zurf

5,722

(65 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

ozymandias wrote:
Zurf wrote:

Loving 0-0 soccer/football games and enjoying baseball on TV.  UYK, you need some excitement in your life.  May I suggest a hobby?  Perhaps you'd enjoy playing the guitar.  Oh, wait...

I guess I'm not one who should be complaining.  I enjoy watching singles tennis on TV.  In fact, it's the only sport I enjoy watching on TV.  Especially women's single tennis, and not for the purient reasons either.  I think there's much more finesse and control in the women's sport.   Men just stand at the baseline and smack the crud out of the ball.  While I admit from a playing perspective, that style of play is a terrific catharthis.  Just imagine whoever's got you riled on the ball and SMACK!  But from a watching perspective, seeing carefully selected placements, spin control, and whatnot is far more interesting than thwop / thwop / thwop / thwop / OUT. 

- Zurf

Oh admit it you love watching Serena Williams "bouncing" all over the court!   <wink>

<grin>  I do!

Or as me and my lovely wife like to say, "We may be married, but we ain't dead!"  Hee-hee

Serena not so much, but I must admit a certain disappointment when Martina Hingis retired.  Imagine that, born the year I moved into High School and she's retired with enough money that her grandchildren won't have to work if she handles it wisely.   

- Zurf

5,723

(65 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Loving 0-0 soccer/football games and enjoying baseball on TV.  UYK, you need some excitement in your life.  May I suggest a hobby?  Perhaps you'd enjoy playing the guitar.  Oh, wait...

I guess I'm not one who should be complaining.  I enjoy watching singles tennis on TV.  In fact, it's the only sport I enjoy watching on TV.  Especially women's single tennis, and not for the purient reasons either.  I think there's much more finesse and control in the women's sport.   Men just stand at the baseline and smack the crud out of the ball.  While I admit from a playing perspective, that style of play is a terrific catharthis.  Just imagine whoever's got you riled on the ball and SMACK!  But from a watching perspective, seeing carefully selected placements, spin control, and whatnot is far more interesting than thwop / thwop / thwop / thwop / OUT. 

- Zurf

upyerkilt wrote:

I play folk, country, rock, punk all on the acoustic guitar.

All at the same time?  'Cause that would be COOL!

- Zurf

5,725

(12 replies, posted in Acoustic)

No.  But I've got a bass that's the same model as John Entwistle played in that solo.  Beautiful thing, but mine's well played and not collector item material.  That's an incredible bass solo for sure.  I heard they wanted it to be a guitar solo but no one would take it, so John Entwhistle said he'd take it and blew it away.  Don't forget about the wicked solo Joseph Shamblala did in "You Can Call Me Al."  That's one that I consider to be Holy Grail material too. 

- Zurf