6,876

(24 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

gitaardocphil - I'm hoping not the title!  I'm not rich, young, or a doctor.  The lyrics resonate for me, though.   I'm equally as stupid as the subject of the song. 



He's probly never worked hard
His family has riches
His nanny changed his diapers
While I was digging ditches
He told me to take it slow
But what the Hell does some Rich Kid Doctor know

Now I'll be hauling boats
Rafts, canoes, kayaks, or anything that floats
'Cause I'm a man of steel. I can lift a ton.
So lose the bandages.  Lose the pills.
Drag them boats on up the hill.
Ah shit........... Dial 911

Now doctor I did everything you said
Spent two whole weeks just laying here in bed
I took all them pills and stayed underneath the covers
but somehow I reinjured this 'mother'.

An excerpt of the song anyway.  Gives a flavor of it.  Describes me to a "T".

6,877

(10 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

acmecorp wrote:

Are you on drugs Zurf ? smile

Not yet.

- Zurf

6,878

(30 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Spadalino!  Good advice.  Thanks.  I was doing precisely what you said and will adjust my thumb position (probably a good habit to be in anyway). 

- Zurf

6,879

(10 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Here's a song my 6 Y.O. wrote.  It's called I Love Animals.

I love animals and they love me
If you have a pet, won't you give it to me.
If you want to meet my pets, I have a bear
I have a horse
I have a frog
I have a raccoon
I have a fox
I have a moose
The end.

- Zurf

6,880

(30 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Me too.  Good luck.  Just going to keep doing it until I can do it.  Can't get there quick, and can't make it sound good even slow.  Someday I hope to have it both quick and good, but if not the sun will still come up in the morning.  Or if it doesn't, I'll be sorely disappointed.

- Zurf

Well, Over the Rainbow could be reworked as a Country Waltz too.  You could probably do a little Bluegrass finger-pick riff work with "If I Only Had a Brain."  It's a little too early and a little too long since I've watched Wizard of Oz to remember the other songs right now.

- Zurf

6,882

(10 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Welcome.  I'm another newbie and look forward to encouraging one another.

- Zurf

6,883

(24 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Rich Kid Doctor by Ken "Dirty Ed" Willis

- Zurf

6,884

(11 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Frosted Mini Wheats.

Cocoa Puffs make for a good night-time snack.  I usually eat "Healthy Crunch Nuggets of Fiberacious Goodness" or something like that.

6,885

(56 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Alvee - I think you nailed it on the head.  Christian music is for the most part boring to me.  There's some good tunes, but there's a lot of repetitive stinkers.  I call them 7/11 songs.  Seven words repeated eleven times.  But the genre of Christian Rock and Christian Country is maturing to the point that there's some tunes I like quite a lot.  The problem I've always had was how repetitive the songs were.  That happens frequently in secular Rock and Country as well, and I don't like those songs any better. 

I'm going to check out some of the sites referenced on this thread.  Sounds like there could be some good stuff.

- Zurf

mhebert wrote:

The fall of communism was brought about by Pope John Paul the 2nd in Poland thanks to a speech to the Solidarity Party. The PEOPLE brought down communism not the USA.
Michel

I believe he was referring to ending the USSR in the 1980's.  Because Reagan was our President at the time, the Republicans like to use more than a little hyperbole and claim to have ended Communism.  I'm sure the poeple living in North Korea, Cuba, and China would like to know when Communism ended, but I do have to admit that the USSR thing is a pretty big deal. 

I don't think all of Poland rose up because of a single speech, either.  I credit the Pope for his boldness, but can't credit him for ending Communism in Poland.  That was coming anyway, but the Pope's speech was a catalyst for action. 

- Zurf

6,887

(31 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Let me know when you come across a happy woman!

- Zurf

jerome.oneil wrote:
sanguine wrote:

Oh nadine you strike my heart a painful blow.  Why no hunting? and since im a hunter you must dislike me.  Not trying to start a debate but thats why we have the second amendment right?

No.  It is not why we have the 2nd Amendment.

Things I dislike:  Poor civics education.

Further, in that this is an internationally popular site, it is difficult to know whether Sanguine is covered by the U.S. Constitution.  Old Doll, lovely as she is, would not be covered by the second amendment to the Constitution because the poor dear is still working on some version or another of the Magna Carta, unless there was another revolution I missed in my own not terribly well informed liberal arts education. 

- Zurf

krhoades wrote:
Roger Guppy wrote:

Hi krhoades,

I guess that you are not talking about a four legged mammal with wagging tail. So just what is a "corn dog" please?

Roger

The Corn dog is a hot dog coated in cornbread batter and deep fried in hot oil, although some are baked. Almost all corn dogs are served on wooden sticks,

http://www.sbetterfarms.com/images/Corn … 0Front.jpg

Let me be very clear about this.  Any vendor selling BAKED corn dogs should be immediately evacuated from the county fair and his ovens condemned.  Corn dogs should be fried!!!  Anything else is an offense to the gastrointestinal nightmare that is fair food. 


- Zurf

6,890

(16 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

mhebert wrote:

It is a direct referance to the book Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov. The song is about a teacher and one of his students and the sexual tension between the two. Sting was once a schoolteacher and some people speculated that the song was autobiographical.

Michel

Thanks.  I was unaware that Nabakov wrote Lolita.  Shows the poor state of my liberal arts education, I suppose.  That helps me understand the song better.   People will speculate on anything.  I don't put much credit into random people's speculations. 

- Zurf

6,891

(39 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Sockrocker has it just right for the Christian music.  It's a sort of folk/pop fusion.  I call them 7/11 songs.  Seven words repeated eleven times.  There are a few Christian themed bands I enjoy, Mercy Me and some of Randy Travis' latest releases are examples.  The bands I enjoy are bands that play Rock or Country with Christian themed lyrics, and not necessarily worship or praise music.  The difference between worship and praise music, I have yet to grasp.  I play in a worship band as a backup musician (will actually be getting stage time in a couple Sundays), but we tend to rock out a bit more than the mamby-pamby stuff I hear on the radio. 

Being Indie has more to do with whether the band has a contract with a recording lable or not and has very little to do with style of music.  There are gazillions of Indie bands.  With the advent of relatively inexpensive studio equipment, including mixing and production equipment, it's now possible for a band to have their own studio and publish their own CD's.  Then they can sell them through sites like CDBaby.com (great site, by the way) or their own web-sites.  One of my current favorites along this line is The Duhks out of Canada.  It's mostly music that doesn't fit neatly into Country, or Rock, or Folk.  The Duhks play music that blends elements of Celtic/Cape Breton, Rock, Folk, and Bluegrass.  Another of my favorites is Hillbilly Idol, a band whose slogan is "It's not your grandfather's country music, but he'd probably approve."  This weekend, I'm going to be meeting up with a buddy on a fishing trip.  He records music in his spare bedroom, publishes CDs on his home computer, and gives the music away as gifts to friends.  He could be consider an "Indie."  I call his style of music "campfire music", because that's where you're most likely to hear it.  Good stuff. 

- Zurf

6,892

(16 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

The Police had a lot of literary references in their lyrics.  I especially like rhyming "shake and cough" with "in that book by Nabakov" in "Don't Stand So Close to Me".  Not sure whether that counts, though.

I have long thought that Neil Young's "After The Gold Rush" was inspired by Ursula LeGuine's "The Dispossessed" though I have no information on that aside from some common references.   Love the song, could have done without the book (with due apology to Ms. LeGuine, a matter of my taste not of quality of the book or story). 

The entire Tommy rock opera by The Who was a retelling of Pilgrim's Progress. 

The Wall was inspired by President Reagan's speech to "tear down this wall!"  (Just kidding, the song came long before the speech, perhaps the song inspired the speech writer???)

- Zurf

Now that I've had the chance to think about it, I guess I have a few things that get my goat.

- Cruelty.  Not meaning tough love where firmness makes a kid cry but your intentions are to teach an important lesson.  I mean inflicting pain for no reason except to salve your own frustration type of cruelty. 

- Deception.  Hanging out with me can be difficult, because I don't like deception.  I don't even like the "doesn't your hair look great" when it looks like crap but the person just paid $200 to get it to look like crap sort of white lies.  So, I tell people what I think, or I hold my tongue remembering what my Gram taught me about not saying anything if you haven't got anything nice to say.  But usually I can get creative like Pollyanna and come up with something nice AND honest to say about anything or anyone. 

Manipulation - I don't like people thinking for me, or for others in general.  Think for yourself and let others think for themselves.  Don't go protecting them from themselves either.  They aren't go to learn if you do, and maybe just maybe they don't have the same dislikes and distastes and don't find whatever outcome that's coming to be unpleasant.  I hate being gamed or played.  I am very good at spotting when someone is gaming me.  So good in fact, that I made a living off it for near on to twenty years.  As a negotiator, it was my job to figure out what people were up to and to take an informed decision as to whether or not to let them. 

There you have it.  I don't like cruelty, deception, or manipulation.  I'm sure there's more, but those are some biggies.  The rest are probably just nits and may fit into one of these three anyway. 

- Zurf

6,894

(32 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Just the last couple of days I've been working out a pattern for Helplessly Hoping that's been entertaining (to me at least, I expect my wife doesn't want to hear the song again - ever).

- Zurf

Boneheads.

- Big D

6,896

(45 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Butter and cinammon sugar.  Used to be just peanut butter, but I found out I'm allergic. 

- Zurf

6,897

(29 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

manofgod wrote:

henley is an admitted satanist, a group not renown for honesty.

1. I believe Henley has admitted to having had an interest in the occult.  That is not the same thing as being a satanist.  When it comes to accusing, be very careful to be accurate.  Further, having dabbled in the occult does not condemn a man if he comes to Jesus later.  Do you know the current status of Henley's heart?  If not, then I think you should be doubly careful.  Do you know anyone who is a Christian now that did not have a cause for repentence?  I don't. 

2. Your argument makes no sense.  You say that Henley is unreliable, but that a person who knew Henley at one time is reliable when speaking of him.  But where would the person who knew Henley have gotten his information about Henley but from Henley himself?  How does an unreliable source get to be reliable by passing through a third party?  That doesn't pass the BS-meter.  I don't mean to accuse you of lying, but I am suggesting that you think it through from this perspective and see if you'd like to amend your comment.

3. What do you know of Satanists?  There can be no deception without partial truth.  The best lies merely encourage false perceptions to observable facts.   Even if Henley were a Satanist, what would be the reason to sing a song about Satan and then mislead people to thinking it was about something else?  There is no sense to the suggestion.  He would have just not sung the song if he wanted to deceive people.  Or sung about truth, happiness, and butterflies to mislead people.

- Zurf

6,898

(7 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I'm not a star but I've known a few.  A good buddy of mine is a gigging musician at night and business executive during the day and a dad and husband first and foremost.  I don't know how he does it, but I don't think he's slept since sometime in the mid-80's. 

I never want to be a star either.  Crappy life.  If you like travelling so much that you need a GPS unit by your bed to tell you where you are when you wake up, I guess it'd be OK.  Not something I'd care for much.  I'm glad there's folks out there with that dream though, because I surely do enjoy the music. 

- Zurf

6,899

(25 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Well, not too funny but an odd circumstance.  My brother-in-law occaissionally sings bass in a bluegrass band.  Well, one time the band was invited to a private club up in the hills.  They took the job and went to the club.  It was a pretty high security place - double pass doors, bouncers inside the second set, one-way glass so that the folks in the club could see who was coming in the doors but the folks coming in couldn't see who was in the club.  That sort of thing.

Well, once they got inside and set up and got the chance to look around the room, they started to notice some KKK paraphernalia.  Then when the members started coming and removing their robes and headpieces, they knew they were going to be getting out of that club just as soon as their contract was complete. 

- Zurf

6,900

(32 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

manofgod wrote:

Cash is definatly country's greatest. hey, how many here consider rockibilly and country the same thing?

Me. 

Now my mama, she considered anything she liked to be Country.  Neil Young, America, CCR - all of them country in Mama's perspective. 

Forgot to mention, one time when Johnny Cash was asked if he could change his sound what would he like to do?  He said, "If any of us could sound any way we liked, we'd all sound like George Jones."   While I consider Johnny Cash to be a one-of-a-kind legend, singling someone out as the greatest is surely a difficult matter.  Besides, it's Willie. 

- Zurf