May she get well soon. Please forward our best wishes.     

So the OK button is not OK?     

Hi Jim. thanks for that. Not many people get my sense of humour.     

Jim...it was just me being flippant so I apologize for making you feel awkward. I got over that *** a long time ago. I got the car and half the record collection and my freedom. She got the house, the furniture, and the two kids. It's a pity youngsters cant tell the difference between lust and love. As you get older you realise that lust wears off! I trust you'll record it? There are a few lines that don't fit right in my mind. All in all another great song.     

So sorry to hear your sad news Zurf, need I say you have many friends here on Chordie.

Also Mojo, please accept my sympathies to you both     

Imagine if sheep went extinct? What would Australian men do for fun...sheer each other maybe?

We've never had supermarket deliveries, I like to choose what foodstuffs come to my larder. I too hate shopping , but it has to be done! I wrote a song about sitting outside the shops for Ann while the traffic warden was getting ready to write me a ticket, true story!
As for lab animals, maybe they could Jurassic park some whales so the Japanese won't need to hunt them for "scientific purposes"?
I believe the poles are melting due to polar bears in the north and penguins in the south peeing on the ice causing it to melt?     

What! real meat?
Now if the veggies get their way we'll all have to stop eating meat to halt global warming! So in a hundred years time all the cows, sheep chickens and any game animals will have become extinct because we cant eat them as they are causing the methane that is destroying the ozone layer, and if we cant eat them what is the point of farming them?

No point to living;
1. cars will run on electric, no emissions, no fossil fuels= clean air
2. no refineries or heavy industry = no pollution
3. no meat products, farms will only grow crops = no need for farm animals
4. resulting in no jobs, cant afford to buy an electric car so no mobility unless you're a farmer or working in the financial industry
the good news, we'll be able to breath and our cities will remain on dry land     

Mojo, those are but a few of the mysteries of the universe. Here's another...why pour boiling water into a chocolate tea pot? My mother used to tell me "you come home dead and I'll kill you" it's a Welsh thing, she didn't mean it. As McCartney said "put it here if it weighs a ton".
And finally...why blame and tax the poor for the inventions that made the rich richer? Eg the motor car!     

Shwmae Pete. We have chocolate thins too but they're not as satisfying! It's like "this is chicken flavoured tofu that tastes like wet cardboard!" Why have something that's meant to taste like something else? Trying to fool your senses into thinking you're eating the real thing? Die fat and happy...that's what I say!     

Jim, it's got to be chocolate side up just in case the chocolate breaks off and hits the floor.     

Hi Jim. I read Pete's poem and I thought I'd try and write something "on the fly" as Pete did. It came out from the perspective of the lady. I'd forgotten the title of the thread and we'd taken a tangent from the theme. Once I had the first line the rest flowed. I had no idea where it was heading but I think it came out well? Maybe it was because of some events from my performing past? Speak no more of it I cannot!