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(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ... (teehee).

First Bill, I must express sympathy for your mishap, and am glad it didn't turn out much worse for you.

That said, your story-telling skills (with giggle-inducing embellishments) is marvellous ... I'll be smiling about this for days to come. I picture this as a sketch worthy of the "Carol Burnett Show", cast as follows:

Mr. Bill Craig ... played by Tim Conway
Mrs. Dondra Craig ... played by Vicki Lawrence
Doctor Pigsticker... played by Harvey Korman
Nurse Lollipop ... played by Carol Burnett

You would (of course) receive special credits as the screenwriting consultant, because NO ONE but our Musicator Extraordinaire could talk about his own misfortune with such good-humored candor. This ... is a masterpiece!

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(34 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Lots of great stories here, some familiar ... but most new to me (anyway). I grew up in a family full of story-tellers and odd nicknames, and when we were kids (with a 2-channel, B&W TV) visitors and their stories were standard Saturday night entertainment. That's a part of the past that I miss.

Thanks, everyone ... keep 'em coming!

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(10 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Stay safe, Jeff (Topdown)... looks like a rough weekend in store for y'all, even up into Bill's area in Atlanta.

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(14 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Oldbikes wrote:

I'm happy to have callused fingertips coz I don't do much texting, when I want to talk to a friend I talk to them, works brilliantly!! smile

I like the way you're wired ... people <-> people, without a phone in between.

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(42 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

Lots of fun, Peatle ... hahahaha! I loved his David Byrne impersonation ... great post!

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Here's a real unusual version of AC/DC's "Thunderstruck" ... played hillbilly style:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-iN … mp;index=1

Different, weird ... but very good!

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(580 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

Quidam    "We Lost"    Oskard Konin, Poland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyP_snhmzSI

Here's another great track from Quidam's 2010 DVD "Strong Together". This shows an amazing example of a bass guitarist (Mariusz Ziolkowski) and a drummer (Maciek Wroblewski) really holding a song together, enabling the other musicians to create sound all over the place. Maciek gives a look of exhaustion at the 8:40 mark, and who could blame him? Tons of energy and excellent playing throughout this whole song ... enjoy.

https://pxhst.co/avaxhome/64/3e/00163e64_medium.jpeg

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(7 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Hilarious stuff, BGD ... thanks! Reminds me of Monty Python and The Two Ronnies all wrapped into one. lol lol lol

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Our newest member (Oldbikes) inspired me to ask this question. There some interesting ones which I'm sure have a story behind them, and others just choose to use their real names ... which obviously have back stories also.

My Tenement Funster was a nickname given by a high school pal that I also roomed with at university. It is the title of a song by Queen on the "Sheer Heart Attack" album, and buddy thought the words described me to a tee, apart from the purple shoes. big_smile He started calling me "Funster" from then on, everyone else followed   ... and it just stuck.

Rick (a.k.a. TF)

Looking forward to the interesting backgrounds behind other Chordians names, i.e., what the heck is a Zurf? lol

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(4 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Tabs are something I only became aware of in the last 10 years or so. I'll admit that they've been useful on a few pieces where I needed some help (especially when learning a solo), but they're not usually my "go to" way of learning a song. For example, I can't imagine how I could have learned the solos in Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb" without tabs.

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(14 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Welcome to Chordie, Oldbikes!

Our "policy" here is that there's no such thing as a dumb question, because we all started somewhere and needed to learn along the way. The sharing of info between guitarists is beyond value, and the group here is terrific that way. If you're looking for some structured on-line learning, my personal recommendation would be Justin Sandercoe's website:

https://www.justinguitar.com/

He doesn't officially charge anything for what's there (although buying some of his merch is a neighborly thing to do) and his teaching methodology is first rate. Keep at it ... and before you know it, your callused fingertips will be perfect for guitar playing, and useless for texting! big_smile

P.S. Would love to know what inspired your site name ... we all have a story.

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(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Strummerboy Bill wrote:

Hi and Happy Labor Day to all Murkins everywhere! Does any other country celebrate a Labor Day on this day? I don't know of one.

Hi Bill ...

Here in the "Great White North", we also celebrate Labor Day on the first Monday of September, using the more cumbersome spelling of "Labour Day". lol Apparently, our Canadian roots go back to the 1800's, when some people were jailed for staging a strike, demanding a 9-hour maximum workday. Nowadays, it's just a paid statutory holiday, which many people enjoy as a break between the outgoing summer, and the oncoming Fall season.

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(474 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

Dream Theatre    "Overture 1928"    (arranged & perfromed by Mike Dawes & Wim Den Herder)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nruVKMQaSGY

Two very talented young guys, having some fun with a piece by prog metal band Dream Theatre.

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(1 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

The guitarist and co-founder of Steely Dan passed away yesterday (Sept 3) at the age of 67. Most of us remember Walter as being one of the pioneers for using jazz chords in rock music, and giving Steely Dan their signature sound. No one has ever really duplicated their sound, which is something few bands can say. Us can't-read-music types drove ourselves nuts trying to figure out what was being played, in the days before the Internet.

We have lost a truly great one!

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(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

topdown wrote:

^ TF - Love Dali as well - there is a Dali Museum here in St. Pete - The largest collection of his art outside of Europe. I spent an afternoon there a few years ago and didn't see half of it - and it is always changing. If you are ever in Florida, I'll take you for a visit - it's amazing.  http://thedali.org/

Just had look at the Dali website, Topdown ... that's frickin' crazy stuff, man! He seamlessly blended organic with inorganic long before Gene Roddenberry created the Borg.

TIGLJK wrote:

But seriously - my wife is very understanding and as long its bought with money that I stashed from odd jobs I've done or coaching pay - she really doesn't care - besides that - the value of her shoes collection is more than my guitars I fancy.  smile

Good strategy, TIG ... my wife and I do the same thing for our hobbies. If it's $$$ earned "on the side" it can be spent on guitars, fishing gear, horse tack, kayak stuff, dollhouse miniature supplies, etc., etc., etc. Everyone's happy!

All that aside...

The very notion that our beloved JJJ would turn down a FREE GUITAR has my internal wiring shorting out. Are you well? Do you need to see a doctor? I've always thought that G.A.S. was incurable, but you may have a medical breakthrough that needs a patent! lol

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(42 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

And then there's the amazing "Perpetuum Jazzile" from Poland ... pick a song, they're all great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_72aI46Vo

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(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Glad you guys had good memories of his work. Salvador Dali also comes to mind when thinking of weird artwork. Back in the days of hallucinogens, this was how the world looked sometimes:

https://learnodo-newtonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Salvador-Dali-Famous-Paintings-Featured-932x349.jpg

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(1,560 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

Now THIS one has me grinnin'!

I grew up in Bridgetown (down the Valley a ways), and there was bootlegger there who used to buy swish barrels from the old McGuiness Distillery. He'd rinse them with a couple gallons of boiling water to get the booze out of the oak barrels, and sell it to us high school kids for $1 / quart in old milk cartons. We could always depend on swish for a cheap drunk and a 5-alarm hangover.

But like your song says ... "You can't get that stuff no more."

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(19 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

This thread has gotten kind of funny (in a cruel, insensitive way).

My Mom and late-Dad were avid bridge players with a group of other seniors. Dad used to say that their conversations were an "organ recital", with everyone talking about their inner health issues. My own contribution is primarily my 19 broken bones (to date). I've played a lot of sports, and went at them all aggressively as if I was Superman. Sometimes I think an opponent had some Kryptonite in their pocket. big_smile

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Classical Guitar wrote:

Lately it has been worse. These Spamming sickos have nothing to do except make good people and great members of Chordie want to leave.  topdown  do not let these people win and keep posting. How many of our members get spam on their cell phones? It is the same type of problem.To all of our good members please give our moderators time to clean up the mess these people create.

Hear, hear! Well said, CG!

I wonder if there's a way to upload a container ship full of junk to the spammer's websites?

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(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

One of the things we'd look for in a Roger Dean painting was when / where he chose to use or ignore gravity. There would be pieces of a planet floating in mid-air above the ground, but the waterfalls on them always flowed downwards naturally. Rocks would be floating in the air, but animals would be running in between them with their feet on the ground ... and so on.

Safe to say that Physics wasn't included with his art classes! lol

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Great question, Bill ...

My main reason for transposing is to accommodate my bass voice, so I'll bring it down a couple of semi-tones so I don't sound like a squawking goose. In particular, David Gilmour's and Paul Simon's voices are higher than mine, so I have to move their songs down a bit. Brad Roberts (Crash Test Dummies) and Leonard Cohen are right in my range, so anything of theirs I play sounds better.

As already suggested, it sometimes an advantage to change the original key to accommodate a capo. Ian Anderson (Jethro Tull) write / plays a lot of his music in E or F, but he'll capo at the 2nd or 3rd fret so he can use the D-shape for some of his signature "twiddly bits". Mark Knopfler does the same to work with his vocal register.

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(19 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

A hearty round of applause for our Chordie Moderators for all that they do, to minimize the intrusive crap spammers try to heap on us. You guys 'n' gals are appreciated, and your voluntary efforts are what make this such a great site.

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Legendary album cover artist Roger Dean celebrates his 73rd today.

His cover art has been featured on albums by Uriah Heep, Yes, Gentle Giant, Asia, Pink Floyd, and Osibisa ... to name only a few. Producer James Cameron credits Dean's artwork as inspiring the surreal landscapes and creature designs for the box-office movie sensation "Avatar" (2009), and he has been critically acclaimed and awarded numerous times for his work. Back in the days of vinyl, a Roger Dean album cover generated immediate attention, and we would examine the intricate details of his work while listening to our favorite band's new LP ... which always enhanced the experience. I hope he got to design his own cake! big_smile

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