1,776

(14 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Modification to rule one for the weekend - If it tastes good, it is good.  I imagine that Florida will have to get another booze shipment before the weekend is out.  They're probably going to run low. 

Happy birthday Topdown!!! 

- Zurf

My sister has an Epiphone from the 70's, and it is a fantastic sounding guitar.  I'd not sneer at one.

I love watching Live From Daryl's House.  On one of the shows - I think with Eric Hutchinson - he was talking about We Are The World.  The artists all had to leave their promotors and hair stylists and what-all outside in a waiting room while they got ready for the show.  Daryl was saying how it was a lot like junior high school, where everybody was kind of scared of everyone else and no one really knew how to act.  He described how, as the artists loosened up around each other, they started being super honest.  Then he described Michael Jackson coming up to him and saying how he stole Sara Smile (I think) for Billy Jean, and apologized and asked for forgiveness - which was granted.  Weird state of affairs. 

Johnny Cash, on his VH1 Storytellers album with Willie Nelson, said that "Don't Take Your Guns To Town" was stolen from "The Red Red Robin Comes Bob Bob Bobbing Along". 

Kris Kristofferson wrote a song titled "Let's All Get Together And Steal Each Other's Songs". 

- Zurf

1,779

(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

And EVERY DANG TIME I get stuck having to go right behind her in the circle. 

Well, the last two times I escaped.  TopDawg got the brunt of it on Saturday night of Chordiefest because he was stuck between Amy and Dirty Ed.  I've been in that rotation slot and let me tell you, it is humbling.  Roscoe went after Amy on Sunday night.  But I have to tell you, following Roscoe is no treat either.  All his songs sound the same, but no one gives a hoot because it's Roscoe and he played and co-wrote with Bill Monroe and every other dang person you ever heard of.  Plus he's Roscoe. 

- Zurf

1,780

(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Tenement Funster wrote:

Holy Moley ... what an amazing voice Amy has!

You have no idea. 

The video was fun and caught the - I guess goofiness and fun - of the event.  But, seriously, no idea on Amy's voice.  I have never heard better live.  I am counting pro concerts in that. 

- Zurf

Tenement Funster wrote:

A lot of this legal stuff is just another excuse for some lawsuit lawyers to make a buck. Can't blame them for being enterprising, but some of it seems a bit stretched.

Here in Canada, someone sued the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) network for them using their music as the theme for "Hockey Night in Canada" on Saturday evenings. They were awarded a very tidy sum. Once the individual was awarded legal rights to the tune, they then sold it to a rival network (TSN) to use for their hockey broadcasts! When opportunity knocks ...

If someone tried to use my music without permission, and I caught them and made them pay, I'd screw them over with their competitor just for good measure too. 

Don't for a moment think that the CBC wouldn't aggressively pursue someone who used their intellectual property without permission.

1,782

(2 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Good.  Thanks.  I may need to pick one up for Boomer.

1,783

(2 replies, posted in Acoustic)

So, how's that K&K Mini sound if you thump on the top a bit.  Some songs I like to do a bit of thumping with my 'spare' fingertips to add percussion to the sound.  Does the K&K pick that up?  If it does, how does it sound through the amp?

Awful news.

1,785

(43 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

jerome.oneil wrote:

Most of the rivers I have easy access to don't open for trout or steelhead until next month, which is good as they run high this time of year and I'll drown.    But that's what I've got my eye on, ultimately.

To be clear, you've got your eye on trout and steelhead fly fishing and not on drowning.  Is that right?

1,786

(43 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I do it like in the top picture.  I've tried like the way in the bottom picture and got too many tangles.  It's a time honored approach to fishing two nymphs.  I have a hard enough time not tangling one fly, let alone two. 

Good luck and have fun. 

I caught my first green bass on a fly at my conservation club's pond earlier this year.  I've caught a fair number of brown bass, but they're my usual quarry.  It was small for a largemouth, but I took it on a biggish stonefly nymph under a thingamabobber (that's the actual brand name for the 'indicator').   That was a blast. 

If you get to DC area, try and work in an extra day or two and we'll go hit the river.  The Potomac is right here handy, but I prefer the Shenandoah which is an hour and change drive. 

- Zurf

1,787

(43 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Tie the frog pattern on normally.  Or a big hairy mouse, so long as it floats really well. 

Take a piece of tippet about two feet long, or so.  Tie it to the bend of the frog or mouse's hook.  Tie the other end of that piece of tippet to the woolly bugger.  I like to use a perfection loop knot on the dropper. 

You can use a similar set-up for trout or panfish by downsizing to a grasshopper floater with a prince nymph or hare's ear nymph dropper. 

- Zurf

1,788

(43 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Good for you Jerome.

I've found that the discount flies from Cabelas are usually a good value. Academy also has flies at good prices. If your lake has bass, get some leech patterns and tie them on a dropper line under a big foam frog pattern. Cast it along weed edges and retrieve slowly. Don't start the retrieve until the ripples from the cast have dissipated.

When you're ready far advice on canoes or kayaks to fish from, let me know.

1,789

(33 replies, posted in Acoustic)

The way a sound board works is that it gets an input.  That input goes through a series of modifications, or can be left clean.  If modified, it can be modified on the channel (the specific input and that input only), or it can be lumped together with all the rest of the inputs and all of them modified the same.  Then it gets output two ways.  One output is to a series of monitors.  The other output is to the speakers that make noise in the house. 

Monitor outputs are usually either to an in-ear monitor, or to a small box on the stage.  In either case, they are meant for one person to hear.  The little boxes on stage are highly directional in how they produce sound.  Big dang speakers that thump whole rooms are direct sound widely.  This is the biggest difference between a monitor and a speaker. 

Sound is mixed differently into every monitor.  The lead guitar player has a completely different mix in his/her monitor than the drummer or the bass player or the vocalist.  For example, when I was in a band, the rhythm guitarist was also our lead vocalist.  She did not like to hear bass in her monitor.  She wanted to set the rhythm, not react to it.  As the bassist, and knowing that she wanted to set the rhythm, I had to have her guitar in my mix loudly, and I also had the vocals and lead guitar so that I could hear them.  The drummer didn't have anyone in his mix and just banged on the drums.  The lead guitarist had the bass so loud that I often got in trouble for having my on-stage amp up too loud.

So, each member of the band had a different mix that they were listening to, and then the floor speakers had a completely different mix.  Often sound board guys will wear headphones so that they can only hear the mix that's going to the floor speakers instead of the floor speakers themselves (which has a little bit different sound depending on the acoustics of the venue). 

So, now you've got that. 

How do you get the signal from your mouth or your fingers to the board so that the board tech can do all this tweaking, mixing, and distributing to various boxes both big and little? 

That's done with cords. It can be done cordlessly, but then radio signals take the place of cords.  So let's just pretend everything has cords.  You sing into a mic.  The mic converts your voice to analog signals.  Those analog signals travel down the mic cord to a flat box with a bunch of numbered plugs on the floor of the stage.  That flat box is attached to a bunch of cables that run to the sound board and ends at a series of numbered jacks.  That flat box and the cable all the way to the box is called a snake.  Let's say your mic is plugged into jack 1 on the snake.  At the sound board end, there's an XLR jack with the number 1 on it.  That goes into channel 1 on the board.  Then the sound guy can modify that analog input from your mic by pushing it left or right in the floor mix, or boost the low end, or cut back the high treble range, or put a little reverb on it, or make you sound like a robot, or whatnot.  Take the simple case of plugging your guitar into the snake instead of a pre-amp or amp.  It goes the same way into channel 2.  Now lets keep it simple and say that you're playing with just a bass player who doesn't sing, and so there's just one more instrument plugged into the snake on channel 3. 

At this point, you would not be able to hear the bassist at all.  The floor speakers are designed to make sound go out to the floor, not to sound good on the stage.  So if you're singing and playing, you need to know what the bassist is doing and vice versa.  That's where the monitors come in.  You will each have a monitor on stage pointed at you or in your ear.  Box monitors are easier to describe, so I'm going to go with that.  The sound guy will listen to your directions and mix your voice on channel 1 up pretty high so you can adjust on the fly, your guitar on channel 2 for whatever reason you want to hear your guitar in the mix when you'll kind of a little bit be able to hear it acoustically, and the bass kind of loud because that is the only way you're going to hear it on channel 3 so that it sounds a way that you need to hear it to keep track of how it all sounds.  That will be output to your monitor, which is highly directional and pointed straight at you.  The bassist will probably want to hear what rhythm you're playing on the guitar the loudest, what he's doing on bass mixed under that, and your voice probably pretty low in the mix unless he's going to need verbal cues.  So you're each going to experience the sound of that concert completely differently, and neither of you are going to hear it the way you'd want to if you were in the audience.  The sound board guy is going to put that mix to something that sounds good and you will not have any way of knowing what that is until you hear the playback tapes (and even then maybe not because they can usually have yet another mix).   

Let's start to complicate it.  You can put your mic and guitar to a pre-amp that will allow you to modify and mix the signal that goes to the snake.  You'll usually have only one output on the pre-amp to the snake (though there are multi-channel pre-amps). 

We can complicate even more.  Let's pretend that you're Brian Seltzer.  He likes to play his guitars clean and use different amps to get different sounds.  So he's going to have a bunch of amps on the stage, and a bunch of guitars on the stage.  To get those clean signals to the snake, the best way to do that is to mic the guitar amp.  But if you make changes to the tone or volume settings on the guitar or on the amp, those are going to go right to the mic.  A lot of guitarists who like a tube amp sound take this approach.  It's very common to see a practice size amp on stage with a mic in front of it.  This is the reason.  The guitarist wants the particular sound of that amp, and woe be unto the sound man who alters the channel in the mix. 

In ear monitors add another level of complexities because they often have a means to remix the signal from the board for the individual listener. 

Whenever something in all of this goes wrong, all sound techs begin to check wire connections, which they do for 45 minutes before they realize that they forgot to push the button.  Then they unplug a cord, plug it back in, say "that ought to do it", create a sound disturbance to make everyone look away from the sound board, then they push the button when no one is looking.  It is never the cord.  It is always the button.  The cord will always be blamed. 

- Zurf

1,790

(33 replies, posted in Acoustic)

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/accessor … microphone

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/accessor … one?pfm=sp

There are a couple options from Musician's Friend.  I don't care one way or another about the seller, but just giving you an idea on some products that will fit in the soundhole of the guitar and hopefully provide a clean sound. 

There's the whole idea of just pointing a cardiod microphone right at the soundhole, or a dynamic mic if you want to pick up some of the other stage noise with the closest (guitar) being loudest. 

I'd rather see you not use them both through the same pre-amp, because then you'll just have one signal from the pre-amp to the board.  If you boost the signal of one or the other to get the sound you want in your monitor, it will affect settings at the board too, forcing adjustments there as well, except those adjustments will be audible to the audience and not just in your monitor. 

- Zurf

1,791

(33 replies, posted in Acoustic)

You can get a mic pickup that goes inside guitar, but it's not cheap.  LR Baggs makes one - the Anthem I think it's called. 

No matter what, you're going to have the sound modified some.  A mic to an acoustic amp, and then mic'ing the amp and sending that mic signal to the board is about the closest you're going to get to amplifying the natural sound of your guitar, but any cable, pickup, mic, etc. will alter the tone a little bit. 

You can also mic the guitar and send it straight to the board, or through a pre-amp, but unless everything is super clean, you're still going to get some "color" as Jerome put it. 

That said, think Shure for mics.  SM57 is very popular for guitars. 

Expect feedback.  You won't be able to move much once the monitors and everything are set during sound check. 

The convenient thing about having an extra mic is that it probably has an extra mic stand, which gives you another place to hang a drink holder.

I keep going to flea markets, but can never find a big sack of talent like I really need.

1,793

(10 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Oh, and if a new member named Abbster happens to join us, that'll be my little girl.  Treat her nice.

1,794

(10 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

My daughter spent her own money to buy a gorgeous solid mahogany Luna ukelele.  She's already watched Justinguitar's intro uke lesson and is having a blast. 

I'll get pics up soonly.

1,795

(22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

unclejoesband wrote:

I don't know about here but one of the forums I help moderate has been getting pounded from Pakistan lately. I'm usually the first mod to log on in the A.M. and I too break out Maxwell's Silver Hammer.

And you're right. Having the members report spam makes it soooooo much easier to get things cleaned up quickly. smile

Most of the current crop are using Yahoo e-mail names.  I don't know how to tell where those are from, but Mekidsmom is savvy on all that security stuff and probably already has figured out their home addresses and sent flaming bags of horse poop to their doorsteps.

1,796

(19 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Phill Williams wrote:
Tenement Funster wrote:

Phill ...

Always a letdown when something like this happens. I got to play a guitar I've always wanted (Gibson L4 hollow-body) just before Christmas, and was horribly disappointed. It had a very flat, muddy sound. Hard to describe the feeling afterwards, but almost approaches despair.

i felt the same with a blonde gibson semi-acoustic (another john lennon fantasy) felt and sounded awful, ah well!

I've met shrill and disappointing blondes like that.

1,797

(22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

topdown wrote:

Not hammered yet, but I'm working on it!

LOL. Have a nice plateful of Spam brand potted meat with your next drink.

1,798

(22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

No, this is not about a creekside picking session with Topdown, Mekidsmom, and Dirty Ed.  It's about the site getting hammered with spam lately.  I've banned nearly a dozen users in the past two days, which is three or four times as many as I've banned this year up to now. 

Our members have been making it real easy for us moderators to get rid of this spam.  Folks have been hitting that Report button and not responding to the threads.  That is EXACTLY what to do.  If you do respond, we mods are going to wipe out your post along with the spam.  There's no way to avoid that with the software we have.  So it's best to just not respond. 

When you hit that Report button, it creates a report in a special place.  Most of the time, the first thing I do when I log on is to look at that special place to see whether there are any new reports.  If they are in one of my forums (Acoustic and Chat Corner), then I go straight away and delete the thread and ban the user. 

So, thanks members for making it easy for us mods to delete the spam and lower Maxwell's Silver Ban-hammer on the spammers.  It is much appreciated.

1,799

(19 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I love Rick basses. My rreams involve playing bass as well as Paul McCartny and haven't a thing to do with the instrument. I've got an Ovation Magnum 3 bass that is far more bass than I can manage.

Dad has that problem. We've bought him a wardrobe of sun protective clothing and it's helped him to stay comfortable. Fly fishing catalogs like Cabelas even have sun gloves and face covers. Dad likes the Cabelas Guidewear shirts best because they aren't too warm even in the summer.

Good luck with the side effects. Good news on the successful cancer treatment.