Topic: dog walkers,joggers,tramps and drunks

The chords are  C  G
                        G  C

for the first two lines of the verses the nthe next two lines have  F C G C

the chorus is F C G C

I am going to put it on youtube when i either get round to it or when i can be bothered to get lots and lots of funny pics to go wit hit and spend hours matching all those pics up to the right part of the sang,lol



Dog walkers, joggers, tramps and drunks

Down in the park tonight just about half passed seven
The park wakens up and goes back to sleep about five past eleven
Dog walkers out with their pets get exercise after their dinner
They need to lose a few more pounds, they’re desperate to get thinner

chorus
Oh down in the park is where I like to go
all different people there it’s like a circus show
Dog walkers, joggers tramps and drunks
Down in the park

Down in the park tonight just about a quarter past six
Ye can see the joggers keeping fit jogging in and out among the sticks
They wear those silly shorts that go half way up their bum
And when they reach the end of the park they know they’ve finished their run

Chorus

Down in the park at the weekend about eight o’clock
Bottles of buckfast flow like a stream, it’s no the time to walk
Wee neds getting drunk and having a laugh sometimes at your expense
They don’t care and neither do their parents, they never taught them any sense.

Chorus

Down in the park it’s quiet at quarter past eleven
The tramps settle down to sleep, in here they think they’re in heaven
For they found some old ripped blankets that a neighbour had thrown away
Over the fence she chucked them out and in the park they’ll stay

Chorus
Chorus

ye get some that are cut out for the job and others just get by from pretending

Re: dog walkers,joggers,tramps and drunks

UYK,

Great song! That was like an outdoor stage show in my head, as i read it..

     Buckfast!  YUK " Made by Monks- Consumed by Drunks"

I see it here also in our parks!

Well Done Young Man.

Old Doll.

Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !

Re: dog walkers,joggers,tramps and drunks

Hey ken - I had a blast singing and playing. Great song

J  E  T  S
...and yet a Washington Commanders fan (unless they change their name again) ...long story...HTT...C

Re: dog walkers,joggers,tramps and drunks

thanks guys,
and old doll, that is very much agreed Buckfast YUCK!!!!!

Ken

ye get some that are cut out for the job and others just get by from pretending

Re: dog walkers,joggers,tramps and drunks

Ken, I guess that's a big difference between your country and mine - here, I wouldn't go to a public park at night for any reason.  Even in a small town like mine, there are too many drug deals going down and too many heavily armed fools looking for twisted glory.  Great song - James

"That darn Pythagorean Comma thing keeps messing me up!"
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Re: dog walkers,joggers,tramps and drunks

cheers James.

The parks round here are not that bad, they are safe enough to walk through, at least a lot safer than parks elsewhere in the world. Ye still get allsorts going on behind the bushes and trees etc, but that is people hiding and not wanting to cause any hassle.
I love the park next to me but I hates the old park where I lived.

KEn

ye get some that are cut out for the job and others just get by from pretending

Re: dog walkers,joggers,tramps and drunks

great song, love it!

i fit into two of those categories and im not telling which ones haha