1 Topic by easybeat (edited by easybeat 2014-07-22 23:59:44)

  • From: Wellington New Zealand
  • Registered: 2010-03-24
  • Posts: 1,347

Topic: marriage

I often been told
Marriage
Is about give & take
So thought i better
take this advise
So
i gave my wife
a lawnmower
She takes it out every
weekend
this should make
for the perfect
marriage
Give and take!

The King Of Audio Torture
  • From: Probably Somewhere
  • Registered: 2010-12-09
  • Posts: 2,446

Re: marriage

Good luck with that. smile

  • From: Western Oregon,US
  • Registered: 2008-07-22
  • Posts: 2,498

Re: marriage

Let me guess.... the "lawnmower" is named Antonio, and he cleans pools as well?

"what is this quintessence of dust?"  - Shakespeare