Topic: Air On a G String
This is a cheeky little number about solitary pleasures of playing the guitar. The term 'spanking the plank' came from the UK music press in the '80s I believe. It means playing the guitar and nothing else! Enjoy
Air on a G Stringwords and music by bonedaddy
I [C]found a new use for my [F]webcam
I [C]strapped on and I started to [G]play
Used my [C]fingers and my chords
To [F]get my rewards
And I [C]really like to [G]play all [C]day
I’m [D]spanking m[D4] [D]y [C]plank
Al[D]one i[D4] [D]n my [C]room
I’m [D]spanking m[D4] [D]y [C]plank
It’s a [D]hell o[D4] [D]f a [C]tune
There’s [C]girls out there dressed in [F]short, curly hairs
But the [C]air on my G string’s more [G]pleasant than theirs
With [C]barre chords I’m crummy but I [F]really ain’t a dummy so
I’ll [C]spank by my-[G]self, [C]but occasionally share
I’m [D]spanking m[D4] [D]y [C]plank
Al[D]one i[D4] [D]n my [C]room
I’m [D]spanking m[D4] [D]y [C]plank
It’s a [D]hell o[D4] [D]f a [C]tune
Got some [C]great fret grease to [F]give me my release
My [C]action’s getting faster on the [G]neck
[C]Up and down the board
[F]increasing my hoard of
[C]Making sweet [G]music
In [C]peace
I’m [D]spanking m[D4] [D]y [C]plank
Al[D]one i[D4] [D]n my [C]room
I’m [D]spanking m[D4] [D]y [C]plank
It’s a [D]hell o[D4] [D]f a [C]tune
I'm the son of rage and love