• From: BELGIUM
  • Registered: 2007-01-27
  • Posts: 3,403

Topic: funny names

- Guy TAR.
- Al Qaeda.
- Dick Head
- Dick Finder (is a real name of, guess what, an urologist = no joke.)
- Dr I. Ball, opthalmologue
- Dr. Ummer
- Dusty Sandman (also a real name)
- J. Azz
- Lou Zar
- Mary Christmas (sister of John)
- B. Lougrass
- Otto Graf
- Penny Lane
About Brad Pitt, just change a letter and you have BAD PRITT( is a brand of white glue)
- A Japanese man, MUST EXIST, with the name OSAMA

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  • Registered: 2006-03-04
  • Posts: 2,662

Re: funny names

I got a few to add to the list;
Barry McCockinner  (Irish soapmaker)
Haywood Jablowme  (French Drama Writer)
Val Ghina  (Indonesian Seemstress)
Mike Hunt  (Ketchup Pioneer)
Lou Saynus ( Old Western Gunslinger)

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  • From: BELGIUM
  • Registered: 2007-01-27
  • Posts: 3,403

Re: funny names

My good friend
Here, a while a go it was a must do thing.
Writing to someone, a woman, and tell them you have nice job for you.
They always ask what job, and you can "fool" them by writing a blow job.
It is sometimes hilarious, I just found a site, with REAL names, you can find reading ALL the telephone books, which is impossible, so another few, but THIS TIME REAL PEOPLE WITH REAL NAMES:
- Ho PHAT
- Ray SCREW
- Hugh RECTION
- HISCOCK, Philip, and some others
- WILLIAM R. DICKGRABER, and even a Chinese Restaurant with the name
- FU KING

[color=blue]- GITAARDOCPHIL SAIS: TO CONQUER DEAD, YOU HAVE TO DIE[/color]   AND [color=blue] we are born to die[/color]
- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
[color=blue]Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.[/color]

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  • From: Madeira Beach, Florida
  • Registered: 2007-12-05
  • Posts: 3,311

Re: funny names

Here's a utube video with some of these names. Song is from the Bob and Tom radio show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC1IQAiTHl8

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  • From: Texas
  • Registered: 2007-07-31
  • Posts: 950

Re: funny names

Dr. Ho- treated my cousin in shreveport one time
Harry Clutz- friend of my dad's
Ken and Barbie- a real couple I met a long time ago
Sam Adams- preacher (thought that was kind of funny....)
Senor Bill- his real first name is Senor, he runs a barbeque stand in Jasper

Anyway there's a few more. nice topic doc,
LR

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6 Reply by JohnnieBG (edited by JohnnieBG 2008-01-06 04:36:45)

  • From: South Australia
  • Registered: 2007-07-09
  • Posts: 71

Re: funny names

The funniest name I ever saw in a telephone directory was Lipschitz. I read an article one time in a magazine about a young woman who joined the Australian army and they had to promote her a Lance Corperal because her last name was Parts, as you know a new intake is called a Private, so you can easily see why she got immediate promotion. big_smile

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  • Registered: 2007-12-24
  • Posts: 34

Re: funny names

Doug Itup?

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  • Registered: 2007-05-02
  • Posts: 70

Re: funny names

Hey,
This was a brand and slogan of a couch company:

SOFA KING
OUR PRICES ARE SOFA KING LOW!

Try saying it a couple of times.

Jikklop

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  • From: BELGIUM
  • Registered: 2007-01-27
  • Posts: 3,403

Re: funny names

Did you know that HITLER'S REAL NAME WAS OR SHOULD BE:
SCHICKLGRUBER, his father's (Alois) changed that name into Hitler, somewhere in 1876.
but a few other names:
- LES MOORE
- LOU ZAR
- MARSHA MELLOW
- PEPE RONY
- POLLY ESTHER
- SANDY BANKS

[color=blue]- GITAARDOCPHIL SAIS: TO CONQUER DEAD, YOU HAVE TO DIE[/color]   AND [color=blue] we are born to die[/color]
- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
[color=blue]Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.[/color]

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  • From: South Australia
  • Registered: 2007-07-09
  • Posts: 71

Re: funny names

I've got a few more.

Seymore Legg
Dick E. Bird
Sue Shee
Jenny Wren
John Quill
Jack Daws
Chris Coe

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  • From: Ohio
  • Registered: 2006-10-02
  • Posts: 230

Re: funny names

Jikklop wrote:

Hey,
This was a brand and slogan of a couch company:

SOFA KING
OUR PRICES ARE SOFA KING LOW!

Try saying it a couple of times.

Jikklop

haha wasn't this a saturday night live skit?
it's sofa king crazy!

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