The more I read, the happier I am, there are really great jokes. I love the BUSH in the UK joke.
Before 1960, CONGO was a colony belonging to Belgium. A white man takes the plane to Congo, and he noticed that all other passengers are Africans. Suddenly the plane looses hight, and the captain asks: people, we are loosing hight, there is something wrong, it will help us if we drop all the luggage. Luggage gone, 30 minutes later: this is again your captain speaking, we have to loose more weight because we still loose hight, can you throw all the seats outside please. 10 minutes later, all the seats where throwed out that plane. 1 hour later, this is your captain again, we are approaching our destination but we need to loose extra weight, so if all passengers start jumping at the same time on the air plane floor, that floor will fall dawn caused by vibrations. They all jumped, and all were hanging with their arms on the luggage compartments, and yes, the floor felt down. 15 minutes before destination, here is the captain again, we will crash, except if one of the passengers falls down. The white man looked around, all those dark eyes looking at him, and said, OK, I get the point, but at least you can give me an applause for my sacrifice.
[color=blue]- GITAARDOCPHIL SAIS: TO CONQUER DEAD, YOU HAVE TO DIE[/color] AND [color=blue] we are born to die[/color]
- MY GUITAR PLAYS EVERY STYLE = BLUES, ROCK, METAL, so I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY IT.
[color=blue]Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock.[/color]