Topic: not a guitar joke
A guy is in the pub talking to his mate saying how he is sick of his wife and wants rid of her.
His mate says he knows a guy that will kill her for £1.
WOW, the guy says, ok I would like to meet him.
So, next day he meets the guy that will kill his wife for £1, his name is Arty.
HI, I'm Arty and I will kill yer wife for £1, where is she?
The guy points into the supermarket window and said " see that woman wit hthe blonde hair?"
Arty makes a mad dash into the shop and strangles her to death the ngoes back out.
The guy said " no, i was going to say " see that woman wit hthe blonde hair? well it is the woman sitting next to her".
So Arty enters the shop again and goes directly to the woman sitting next to the dead blonde headed woman. He goe sup and strangles her to death and goes back outside and collects his £1 from the guy.
Next day in the newspapers the headlines
ARTYCHOKES 2 FOR A POUND IN ASDA