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A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you ?. 
Dog lover.
Old Doll.
I took my dog out before I sold the car....oooops.....twice
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you ?.
Dog lover.
Old Doll.
Hi Old Doll, My Gem works at a boarding and grooming dog kennel, and just the other day a husband came by to pick his dog up and asked if the next time he could keep the dog and kennel the wife. They all had a good laugh.
segosha... badeye 
Actually Helena I did try this many years ago and you are right the dog was extremely pleased to see me but Sue divorced me
Roger
Thank you for the chuckle Helena.
Actually I do have a dog and a wife.... and although I am awfully fond of both,
my wife IS my best friend for 28 years now.
Not to mention that locking either in the trunk of a car,
might be considered cruelty to animals.
On a quest for good Karma points;
Doug
Doug Twirly gig Smith,
You have already clocked up 28 years of good Karma!!!. As much as i love dogs, Theres no comparison Sir, with you and your Gem. Ask badeye!, he will put you straight on this.... As a woman i already know.
I wish you long love and happiness.
Love and light to you and yours. And a big " Woof to your Bowler"
"Now in the trunk Boy where you belong !
Ps. I had a great time out tonight. Music brill, and maybe to much Barcadi !!.
Positive thoughts to you.
Old Doll.
Lewis Grizzard used to tell a story of a man standing on a corner with a large dog beside him. Another man comes by and says "does your dog bite"? The mans says no! He reaches down to pet the dog and it takes 2 of his fingers off. He says "I thought you said your dog didn't bite"! The first man says "That ain't my dog"!
A man walked into the bar carrying a dog with no legs - just a head and torso and set him on the bar.
The bartender, just to make conversation, said, "Nice dog. What's his name?"
The bar patron replied, "He doesn't have a name."
The bartender said, "Poor dog doesn't have any legs. At least you could give it a name."
The patron replied, "Why should I give him a name? He can't come when I call him."
hi helena
i don't have a dog, but our friend next door has, she calls him "fugly" you can work that one out for yourself i think!
phill
A dog walks into a bar with a six shooter on his left hip and a sling on his right arm. The bartender say's "Sorry we don't serve dogs in here. The dog say's 'I'm looking for the guy that shot my paw".
any more clean dog jokes.. Badeye
Thanks for this Lena and others
Kenny
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