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Jandle wrote:Well that's a mighty fine gadget I`d say
Take it anywhere , any day
No big set up
I hear a few hiccups
As you settle down and play
First few songs and strums
Going really well , using your thumb
The keg getting lighter
You sound a bit brighter
You got a monster rock and roller
Now you just gotta holler
With mic, amp and guitar
You strut your stuff, your a star
You got ya mojo on
Songs are getting longer
Words getting slower
Keg half empty
Legs wobble plenty
But that rock and roller is steady
It's all set up and ready
Last couple of songs now
This gadget has it all
You emptied the keg completely
head feels like lead
Think it's time now for bed
Go rest your head
And dream of your rock and roller
Jan good one , cracked me up
did I mention this thing has a bottle opener on it to????
TIGLJK all it needs now is a keg
JJJ that could have been the contents of the dixie cup talking .
joeyjoeyjoey wrote:I use paper plates all the time. Dixie cups, only when there is a party or gathering. Not on a regular basis. Paper plates mainly because they don`t have to be washed.Just the cheapest paper plates. Dixie paper plates are too expensive
hmmm thought I hit the report button but this box popped up.
JJJ that is some funny s@#t I dont care who you are. I am with you on the dixie products way to expensive but my wife insist on the good stuff and she says the wal mart brand colors clash the cool whip serving bowls.
TF thats the one ,about the only thing it does not have is a dixie cup holder on it
so I walk in to Sams club for paper plates and Dixie cups for a family gathering I am cooking for and walk out with paper plates Dixie cups and a and a new portable amp. has any one else used one of these things? I would post a picture but I am a little on the dont know how to side of things. monster rock and roller charge it up and play it any where.179 bucks, so far im pretty happy with it came with a mic, I can run my phone or I pod through it on blue tooth and play along with a guitar plugged in and the mic all at the same time. supposed to run up to 10 hours on a charge.
https://soundcloud.com/mojo01/sloop-john-b-2
here is one with captain, constable and sheriff I think that qualifies it for June
well at this rate I should be doing June songs around Christmas time. any way here is an attempt at brown eyed girl
https://soundcloud.com/mojo01/brown-eyed-girl-1
congratulations Julian, wishing you bright and happy future
as usual a day late and a dollar short. but thanks to the musicator nagging err i mean inspiration i found a little time to do a instrumental. this was done really quik so it starts off pretty rough and dosnt end much better. so with out further ado here is a children's favorite
https://soundcloud.com/mojo01/mary-had-a-little-lamb
Strummerboy Bill wrote:I think I'll just come to Nacogdoches and let you fix me some ribs. 
Bill
come on down, i can do ribs but my brisket's are what im know for.
well thats just great now i got no excuse
well thats just great now i got no excuse
lol good one roger. we are going international pickle flavored tea and cakes
i had every intention of doing one Bill , just never found the time. im looking at a new set of strings i bought to put on my guitar i keep here at work , they have been on my desk for two weeks. excuse's excuse's maybe this week
Joe
Phill Williams wrote:Hi Peatle, great story and unfortunately too true!
I have to correct you on a couple of points...
1. This might have been more at home in poems?
2. Here in the UK we now have to pay for dental treatment, there are NHS dentists but you can never get in to see them that's why British teeth have gone to pot.
As you eloquently say; all medical establishments are run by private businesses with the sole aim of making a darn good profit at our expense of course.
My dentist is a very nice chap and the music is easy listening stuff....no choice, there is also a map on the ceiling and occasionally some of his holiday snaps...nothing to excite the patient too much!!!
I love the way you can put your thoughts and adventures down in an entertaining way...keep them coming LoreMaster
say it aint so you have to PAY for dental work? and the guy that worked for free did a better job? lol i suppose we will have to start paying mechanics and plumbers next. smart a@# remarks aside that is a great story Peatle. i opt for classical gas when i go to the dentist.
Phill Williams wrote:10 gauge strings or maybe 11's i wouldn't go lighter than that or heavier. maybe the action needs to be lowered? take it to a guitar doctor, ask at your local music store.
thats true phil lighter strings can cause trouble. my taylor wont take any thing lighter than 12,s 11,s make it buzz not enough tension on the neck
im a day late and a dollar short as they say well 3 days late any way. put some new strangs on my geetar this afternoon and thought i throw this one in . it aint dream boat annie but her granny i think poke salad annie
https://soundcloud.com/mojo01/poke-salad-annie
waiting on the first police report
topdown wrote:mojo01 wrote:the fried piper is probably more accurate.
i dont think i am going to read this thread any more, i hate it when i miss a good party
Well then you need to make plans for next year! It's always the weekend after the change to Daylight Savings Time. 03/16/19 next year
it is on my bucket list, hope you guys have a great time.
Zurf wrote:I'm probably going to bring Tiny if I get the chance to do the fret work before I come. Otherwise, it'll be the Tak Jeff gave me. It's been feeling homesick.
As for you JJJ, bring whatever you like. I don't know what to tell you to bring.
Dirty Ed, I can't imagine a ChordieStock without a beach jam. I also can't recall Jeff ever having planned one. Those have been pretty organic so far. So I'd say if someone just picks up a guitar and says, "I'm going to the beach to watch the sunset and play music," that it will put anyone watching in mind of the fable of the Pied Piper.
the fried piper is probably more accurate.
i dont think i am going to read this thread any more, i hate it when i miss a good party
Peatle Jville wrote:Deadeye when I was younger drifting around from place to place your song reminded me of many a biker I met. Men on the run from relationship break ups. Your chorus: is spot on. I enjoyed the way you did it on soundcloud. Those words below of yours bring back many a memory of Bikers I knew.
Girl I got nothing left to hold but the throttle.
I got nothing left to kiss except the bottle.
The open road sends an invitation.
So I ride like hell with no destination.
that is a pretty cool line
no singing but how about SRV playing for David bowie, and Stevie wonder?
Baldguitardude wrote:Very floyd-y. I'm surprised that none of the reviewers picked up on that.
Is that an Ibanez EX365 in the photo?
like a zeppelin/ Floyd mix was my impression of the first one, with a little Ron Jeremy thrown in on the side.
enjoyed it Neo
i wanted thank every one who listen to and left comments on the songs i posted, i truly appreciate you taking the time to listen and give your opinions on them.
having said that i want to apologize to my chordie friends for taking so long to tell you that.
ive sat down many times to make a reply or post a comment on another thread and delete it after reading it back to myself, because it did not seem to come across as i intended it to. so i fall back on the old saying better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
so again my apologies and thanks
Tenement Funster wrote:TIGLJK wrote:Not to "squash" the conversation, but I'm sure we all have "bean" waiting for the response from the head pickler here on Chordie.
My intent is not to "pepper" you with "sage" advice, just to "leek" out a few good lines.
"Zucchani(t)" just about anything if it is brined in vinegar (apparently even eels- arrgh:( )
I don't want to "beet" this thread so I will conclude by saying -
"Lettuce" all be thankful for pickles."
"Peas" be with you all !
So with that said - it's time to "end(ive)" this piece and get the "Mojo" on !!
It certainly would be thre right thing to do - give him a "turn(ip) !
Jim
p.s. I hope my comments won't be the cause of any "rhubarbs" among us!
Quite possibly the oddest post I've ever read ... love it! 
well apprently i have not been DILLegent on keeping up with the post here. on formality im not much of a stickler but i do what i want as the head pickler.
now i dont want my friends to turn sour on me and it wouldnt be kosher if i didnt make an appearance. and now that i have scraped the bottom of the pickle barrel for something to say i will dilly dally about no more
congratulations on the promotion T F and the 3000 mile stone may you post another 3grand and all your pickles be sweet( or dill if you prefer)
behold the power of the pickle *taps TF on both shoulders with the pickle scepter*
sorry about the juice on the shirt there buddy
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