I agree with Ken on this one Lieven, so here is my offering:
I left the UK in two thousand and five,
I was fed up with the change in England,
So I sold my home and to start a new life,
Bought a caravan and new pastures beckoned.
I wanted a place where the weather is warm,
England is too often very cold and so wet,
It was a big decision to make but
Leaving my family was my only regret.
I came to the very south of Portugal,
To the Algarve that's on the Atlantic,
Sea, sun and sand to enjoy most of the year,
Where life is laid back and not hectic.
The locals are polite and so friendly,
A handshake and "Bom Dia" is the greeting,
A kiss on both cheeks from the fairer sex,
A warm welcome and smile at each meeting.
The food simple, plain but delicious,
Piri piri is the usual optional spice,
Frango, pork and fish are the usual fare,
Served with potatoes, vegetables and rice.
The local wines are inexpensive and fine,
Whether it be the white, the green or the red,
But Madronha and Aguadente take with care,
It is moonshine and will go to your head.
The best thing I have done is to move here,
And I do not want to turn back the clocks,
There are only two ways that I will go back,
Screaming and kicking, or packed in a box.
'Bom Dia' - Portuguese for Good Day
'Frango - very young and tender chicken
Roger