5,151

(13 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I got a beginner book for my daughter when she was about that age.  She never took to it, but I retain the book just in case.  It looks like a pretty good method to me.  The title is Progressive Guitar Method for Young Users.  It comes with a CD.  Once your child gets the easy chords, I'd suggest adding some songs where you sing and she strums a steady rhythm.  I'd suggest using a metronome when you get to this stage because once you get a steady beat in their spirit, it's there for life. 

Good on you for giving it a go. 

Above all, be patient.  I've been trying to teach my daughter the easy chords for years, but she just won't listen to me.  Her friends enjoy a quick lesson now and then.  My daughter tries to solo without knowing any chords or any scales or any theory.  That makes it tough on her.  Eventually maybe she'll humble herself enough to admit what she doesn't know and let me teach her something. 

- Zurf

My wife's been using Skin So Soft to deter mosquitos and "no see ums" (which is what they call midges here in southern U.S.) as long as I've known her, which is a little over 25 years.   I never noticed it working particularly well, but I've never been terribly bothered by gnats and midges and such.  Mosquitos seem to think my blood is some primo stuff (most likely the wine I dilute it with), so I get more than my share of those little vampires. 

- Zurf

5,153

(10 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Good advice above.  I just wanted to welcome you to guitar and to Chordie and to wish you luck.  The basic theory is tough, but it's good stuff to know.  As you begin to play more and more songs and see how much faster you are to learn them and the leads than some doofus who just started banging out chords at a campfire (a la me), you'll be glad you muscled through. 

- Zurf

ozymandias wrote:

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

You can have mine.  I never use it and folk are forever giving me pieces of theirs. 

- Zurf

5,155

(8 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

The surgeon general has determined that operating heavy machinery while getting pregnant can be hazardous to your health. 

- Zurf

5,156

(27 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Very, very cool.

Casey's got some mad skills on that drum.  You're both welcome at my campfire any time.  Sorry I can't offer you a stage. 

- Zurf

5,157

(6 replies, posted in Acoustic)

You know what I mean.  Chugga chugga ching chugga chugga chugga ching.  Not REAL Cajun, but Cajun FEELING music. 

I'm working on Alan Jackson's Little Bitty in E.  It hangs on the E during the chugga chugga to B7 on ching and then back to E for chugga chugga chugga and then I do a pause after an upstroke to get the final ching. 

So, super easy right?  WRONG!  How do I get the sliding up feel on guitar that those Cajun fiddlers make seem so easy?  I've been doing hammer ons with both the A and D strings on the E and that's OK.  Then I tried hammering on just the G string.  Better. 

But getting to the B7 is trouble enough without actually trying to hammer anything anywhere.  So it just comes out strummy strummy strummy instead of chugga chugga ching. 

Either I need to figure out some way of hammering onto a B7 from an E or I need to hire a Cajun fiddle player to hang out in my basement until I feel like playing Little Bitty.  I don't think I can afford that, even though they do eat cheap my wife gets frustrated when they make alligator soap in her best pot. 

- Zurf

5,158

(17 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Welcome back to the fray Lena.  I missed you. 

- Zurf

5,159

(14 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

micky the mooch wrote:

ave got a Re mote if thats any good lol wink ohhh and i can draw a bridge

Re-mote is twice as good.  You don't just mote, you re-mote.  smile

5,160

(14 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

tubatooter1940 wrote:

That piece of junk is going to break in half one of these days and Willie will probably pitch it in the fireplace.

Before he uses it for kindling, I hope he takes pictures of all the signatures. 

Martin has offered to repair the extra hole he's worn in it, but Willie says he likes the tone and prefers it to stay 'broken.' 

- Zurf

5,161

(14 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

upyerkilt wrote:

Zurf,
It is a bigger castle i am moving into lol it also has two turrets sticking out the top.

Ken

How about a mote?  You've got to have a mote and a drawbridge to be a proper king. 



Micky,

No names for my guitars.  I refer to them by type.  "The fretless", "the Yamaha acoustic", "the classical", etc.  No real nicknames.  Except possibly for my Ovation Magnum bass, which by the second set used to get called "that overweight hunk of mahogony".  Then again, it's got enough sustain that I think I could hit a note at the end of the first set, go take a break, strap it back on at the beginning of the second set and have to mute the note before starting a new song. 

- Zurf

5,162

(179 replies, posted in Recording)

Daggone there wlbaye.  I'd have to say y'all found a great way to raise a family! 

- Zurf

5,163

(14 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

A properly installed guitar hanger of good quality will not harm your guitar.

I use a floor stand and keep my guitar right beside my desk.  Every time I do a download, I'm strumming or picking something.

Ken - You can't move.  What's a king (even an unofficial one) without a castle?

- Zurf

5,164

(10 replies, posted in Acoustic)

No worries Roger. I have a gorgeous scalp.

- Zurf

upyerkilt wrote:

Zurf,

I see all humans on this planet as equal, I try not to differentiate anyone even though that is hard not to.

No worries Ken.  That was pretty much going to be the point of my message.  We are all equal, and while some want to kill us and we are thereby obligated to prevent them from doing so, they are nevertheless equal to us as human beings.  So, while I do see them as my enemies, and do not see a possibility of reconciliation with them meaning that they will remain my enemies, I do not hate them.  I do believe in God, and I do believe that God loves everyone - even including my enemies.  I further believe that in the instruction to love my enemies.  Here, love is meant as a verb and not as a noun.  When I say we should love our enemies, I do not mean that we should feel all mushy about them and want to kiss them.  I mean we should treat them with respect and dignity even as we kill them.  We ought not to kill them out of some sense of vengeance, because vengeance can never be satisfied.  We ought not to kill them out of an emotional response of hatred, because hatred is self-perpetuating and breeds more hatred.  We do need to recognize our enemies and prevent them from the harm they mean to do to us.  We are entitled to that, merely by dint of having been born human.  For the most part, and admitting a great deal of ignorance on the subject, and remembering a few notable exceptions, the U.S. and UK militaries have run just that sort of war.  They have ferociously pursued and killed our enemies, while being kind and merciful to the non-combatant countrymen of our enemies.  I am thinking here most specifically of Fallujah.  Remember that?  It was a known hideout of terrorists, but it was also known that the terrorists were embedding themselves through force into families and schools and hospitals, surrounding themselves with innocents.  There were a couple of options.  First, we could have gassed the town with flammable gas, carpet bombed it, then sent in bulldozers to flatten the rubble.  We would have killed the terrorists, but we would also have killed everyone else.  The second option was the one they did.  They sent in Marines to knock down doors, find the terrorists, then shoot them.  There were a lot of families angry that they didn't have doors any longer, and that the Marines were rough on them in front of their children.  But the reality of it is that the Marines were risking themselves to save those people's lives.  That is a terrific example of what I mean by "love our enemies." 

- Zurf

Ken - I will send a reply via e-mail.  If you think it's appropriate for the forum, I have no problem with you publishing it.  I'm not trying to hide my views by sending a private e-mail, but to respect the rules of the forum. 

The thread has edged towards politics and religion.  Hard not to really given that this is for all intents and purposes a holy war.  Nevertheless, my intentions were good and I thank you for recognizing that.

- Zurf

On rich versus poor, the difference is in quality of representation. 

As far as how policemen interrogate suspects, I have no idea having never been a suspect.  My sister was a suspect for the murder of her husband once and the police treated her firmly but with as much respect as possible given the circumstances.  Her husband was not murdered by the way.  It was a freak accident, but until that conclusion was reached by the investigators my sister was a suspect.  As I said, the police did their best to treat her with courtesy and respect given the unfortunate circumstances. 

I think the body language thing is more of a TV thing than reality.  If you brought body language as evidence to a judge, that judge would rightly toss the evidence in the trashcan where it belonged. 

I think the reason for the long sentences has to do with when someone is eligible for parole.  If a crime carries a 10 year sentence, the person may be eligible for parole in 3 years.  (I'm making up these numbers as examples, by the way.)  But if the person is convicted on ten counts for a 100 year sentence, then he may not be eligible for parole for 30 years. 

- Zurf

Topdown,

I didn't say not to fight.  I said not to hate.  We must recognize our enemies.  Also, we must fight our enemies.  But we do not need to hate them.  Hate is what got us into this mess.  It will not get us out. 

- Zurf

5,169

(2 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Go to I'm starting to work on this myself.  I'm using the lessons on scales on www.justinguitar.com.  Leads are nothing more than applications of scales.

- Zurf

5,170

(10 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Last night I came home to find half a dozen of the neighborhood kids kicking a soccer ball around the back field.  The younger kids were climbing all over the playset in our backyard.  My wife was on the computer relaxing. 

You can bet what I did.  I grabbed my guitar and left behind my lesson books and went to strum some songs on the back patio so I could keep an eye on the kids while I belted it out.  Half a dozen eight year old girls make for an inattentive audience, which is a good thing in my case.  Besides, someone's got to introduce them to Sissified 70's Folk/Pop.

Unfortunately, my hair no longer lets down.  It has entirely let go.

- Zurf

5,171

(8 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Lovely guitar.  So glad you found something to suit your needs.

- Zurf

jolt wrote:

Hi everyone. I am from Canada and have been playing for 9 months. Smartest thing i ever did. LOL. I just bought myself a Indiana Mossy Oak Breakup guitar and it sounds awesome!!

I can imagine Canadian hunters stalking a deer thinking, "I hear a guitar being played, but I don't see one anywhere."   Just don't tip a few too many glasses at the campground and forget where you set your guitar on your way to the tent or you'll have a dickens of a time finding the thing.  "Now, I know I set my guitar down somewhere over by this tree..." 

- Zurf

5,173

(21 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

It's just so true.

Well, here in the U.S. we're having some memorials to honor the lives ended by some terrorist actions eight years ago.  The world continues to feel the repurcussions and consequences of those actions, as far too many more of the wrong people have died in combat since that day. 

While there is something worthy in memorials, I would like to suggest that we who survive take the time to take a deep breath, and then be grateful for the breath, and the one after it.  And the one after that. 

The people in the towers and in the flights did nothing more to earn their sudden deaths than most of us do on a daily basis.  Life is fleeting, and frequently tragic.   It was hate that brought us those events. 

So, breath.  Be grateful for the breath.  Be grateful for your heart pumping in your chest.  Smile.  Remember the dead, but do not hate. 

- Zurf

5,175

(21 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I have a new quote in my signature line thanks to Mekidsmom.

- Zurf