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Where is henny youngman when you need him.there are a lot of good one liners in this thread I just cant offhand come up with one but later I will be watching tv and then "aha I should have typed that in will occur to me but sometimes just a couple silly jokes are all you need,well it worked for clinton anyway

Randy a special thanks to you for your assistance and continued support and good wishes "good golly miss molly" it really came to be buddy

Much appreciated comment James and I enjoy passing on what I have discovered and information received from other members that added to my knowledge and I'm looking forward to the jar of pickles

Geo thank you I'll give it my best

Thanks Roger I will try to maintain the high standards of chordie, and I may need a few pointers along the way and any help will be appreciated  

barney left mayberry to become a flunkie in the los angeles police department and thelma got married to someone else and he went on to become a fish and solve crimes and save the world

That is one fine looking guitar Jerome and I can imagine the sounds it puts out are equally as fine to, very nice.

Yes it is and yuppy is the only other choice you could always change your last name just think of the problem engelbert humperdink would have with a limerick

Wilcovecrue thank you for the nice comment,Inspiration and forgiveness are in my daily requests from the creator,and the only ones I ask for myself.

Thanks James much appreciated, I suppose you can turn events in your life even bad ones and make a positive thing out of it like monty python "always look on the brite side of life" do do ect.. someday i will find a autoharp and record it i have played one in the past so i'll keep my eyes open at garage sales or second hand stores (I find a lotta good things there) and snag one for a song excuse the pun

Chortle chortle nice ones I like the "you cant do both" but there all good