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like the feel of the moving half steps and the lyrics have you put this on your website yet so we can give a listen? good song jeff keep um comming

How bout can God make a rock so heavy he cant lift it?
or Joe's son is my sons father how am i related to joe?

Zurf just put on my first set of elixers and polished tightened nuts and my accustic sounds like angels with golden harps backing up a jimmy buffet concert  

I grab it by the neck molest the frets and shove it in the corner and it always comes back for more

Jeff your on a roll keep um comming nice work great lyrics

Jeff I really like these lyrics and the chords fit very nicely "boy you wernt kidding when you told me yesterday you had a song in  mind really good effort well done

not to worry lena contacted me and was dead tired and went off to sleep she said she had a ton of email to catch up on and tommorow she will get at it so our old doll will be back in all her irishness and humor

So many questions...lets see hmm phil yes I do understand "super" thankyou for the nice thought as to your not being english sorry about that we yanks dont distinguish or have any preferences to welsh, brits, aussies,the irish scotts or canadiens you are all are friends even it you speak funny
Ark yes soap is used i dont know if its liquid or bar form but as I understand there are a lot of uses for soap in prison and being the gentilman I am I wont tell you where its inserted or what its rubbed on to but you can be assured its all clean fun(pun intended)
Roger thanks but to be honest it would not have made it past the chordie censors not so much for the words "rear" or "ass"(a burro of mid east countries and mexico and south america) but for the fact the song is not about our little furry friends with big ears and a braa braa so that is why I did not want to risk anathema from the mods and be banned to doing crossword puzzels on road runner or utube pergatory and I offended none and the important thing to me is that all the feedback was positive so i succeded in my objective, to make people laugh

Phil NO im not gay just a little randy old man and I didn't post it on chordie first for the reasons you mention (even tho Jesus rode into jeruselem on one) yes the prisons are that bad and worse, turd burglar? you english have a way with english! there are a number of expressions for these buggers (pun intended) as far as the track im not sure which one there are at least 4 tracks on myspace that I also have on ourstage "Breezzin" the one with the picture of a bird "centurian suite" with the centuar and the lady and "strattus 1" with the clouds also the music for the video "strattus 1 and beyond" I didnt make the quarter finals on any of my songs yet but i will keep kickin at the door. my video "one for the road finished at 15th so theres still hope,Im not sure how this song will be recieved it was intended as humor a candid look at the dark side of prison life where flesh is bartered and fought over (yes this form of slavery is a sad existence for the weak and timid minded inmates who must sacrifice there bodies to be someones punk (lover) in order to survive inside the walls and all with the full knowledge of the prison guards who themselves are scared its a real jungle in some american prisons and all the more reason to keep out of trouble ere to wind up there so phil glad you had a good laugh I hope more people will when this song plays next month in the comedy channel on ourstage and hopefully vote for it

My two cents worth: I agree that profanity has no place in any public forum its to bad there is not a page that would require a password where you could say whatever you pleased and bring up any subject from politics to religion and punctiuate your opinion with any word you chose to say because in real life some situations looking for a "kinder" way to say what you really are thinking dont cut it and to bleep with censorship its bleeping full of bleep.

kap you gotta put this on mp3 and upload it to utube or somewhere so we all can listen to it very well done i liked the line about "billy good at drinkin" good job keep writing them russ