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just another silly kids poem

The Haircut
My big brother needed a haircut
i told him i could help
i sat him in a chair
and shaved all his scalp
when he looked in the mirror
he cried where is all my hair
i pointed at the floor
it was all around the chair
he said he would complain to mum
hey we can`t have that
so i told him
your hair will regrow
in the meantime
wear a hat

I always get great poem replies to these kids poems
i look forward to this one getting your brains and keyboard working.

Grandads Computer
grandads not good with computers
he always makes mistakes
he goes red in the face
and says naughty words
i try to help him
though im 5 years old
oh but my grandad
he just wont be told
grandads got a new cellphone
OH  NO
more naughty words 

Peatle and i having a bit of fun on a wet day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQDcEJSL59k

another kids poem

Robot
I am a robot I am a robot
granddad said
as he walked across the floor
with a cardboard box
on his head
he walked into a door
he took off the box
and rubbed at his bruise
a little cut and a bit of blood
wouldn`t slow him down
yesterday he got lots more injuries
when he was dressed up as a clown