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(10 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

i love a nice milky coffee but i tend to get heart palpitations so i tend to avoid coffee and cola (i thought that would be the safest way of putting it LOL) we use ty-phoo tea bags with sugar and milk and of course it must be hot!

i laughed at the Picard ref as he's meant to be french! it's like a french man playing a scotsman and a scotsman playing a spaniard...it could never happen?  could it?

why cant religion and musicians stay out of politics and politicians keep their nose out of everything else? having said that we all have an opinion only some can shout it louder than others.

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(14 replies, posted in Poems)

Hi Bill

I'd like to thank you and Dino for having a read and commenting. I hadn't thought of putting it to music unless I do something like has been done recently and speak it over some guitar strumming? Notice that I avoided the rap word? When they thought up that title they left out the C lol

Thanks again, love to Dondra

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(14 replies, posted in Poems)

dino48 wrote:

Ditto  Do you think the Beatles had a moment when they  did When I'm  64?

Hi Dino

I think Macca was in his mid 20 s when he wrote when I'm 64, if he did then there's hope for us all?

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(14 replies, posted in Poems)

These were my thoughts as I woke up this morning only slightly modified for verse, rhyme and decency reasons otherwise it is as it occurred to me at 6.15 this morning.

               65.              by Phill Williams. 29/11/16

When I wake up every morning in my head I'm still 18.
But once my eyes are open, my youth was just a dream.
A dream of summers hot and long.
Of Christmas trees and Christmas songs.
Of swimming, running – snowball fights.
Of young romance on balmy nights.
Suddenly I'm back to now.
65 and freezing cold.

My arm is cold above my head.
It cant be moved – oh God! It's dead!
Under sheets to get it warm.
Pins and needles as blood returns.
“It's gone to sleep” as my mam once said.
Until it does it feels like lead.

I roll-up now into a ball.
So cosy under blankets warm.
Till my knees hurt and my back hurts too.
My stomach shouts out -  “I NEED SOME FOOD!”
And what my wife has called for 30 years.
“That useless piece of skin” – not hers.
Has found a new lease of life it seems.
Bathroom time....I need a pee.

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(5 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

my old dad used to whistle too, or at least try to, he couldn't carry a tune in a bucket to be honest. he started a job driving a lorry in about 1957/8 and during the summer holidays i'd go with him for a spin, which i think is where i get my wanderlust from. between the engine noise was deafening and his whistle as well????? he died about 10 years ago 2 years after my mother, i sometimes dream about them as if they were still alive and even though i feel sad that they're no longer here, i'm glad i had a few more moments with them.

i'd love to have a go at your song if i get some time but i am preparing for christmas right now so maybe when i get a few moments.

got to say though love the song and the sentiment

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(3 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

i must say you have a way with words and i love the uke, it kinda reminds me of George Formby, i love the old funny men...well done

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(5 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

i have to agree, i have had the wrong song played on several occasions though usually by the right performer

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(28 replies, posted in Songwriting)

It's great to see how you've made the hardships of your life work for you. You are obviously a very brave and determined man who I am sure will find a way to strum and pick.

I usually find when I'm playing on a right hander that A shaped chords, or Bb actually, are the easiest and best to play; index finger for the barre and ring finger to hold down the 3 strings to make the chord, just like slide guitar really. Glad you like what I've done with your song, always glad to help.

Phill.

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(28 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi there U.D.n.B

I thought I'd have a crack at it and this is what I came up with, I hope you don't mind cos I've taken a liberty or two with some words to get the rhythm I've used and I've altered some chords to give the song a flow and I've even changed key for the last 3 lines, as Jim says "if'n you likes it not, dump it."

Fallen Again

[D] To all of those in my [C] life who [G] care about [D] me,

[D] my eyes are filled with [C] hurt, so [G] much I can't [D] see.

[C] Just please have patience, for I've [G] fallen again,

[Am] I try so hard,but I [D] just can't win.

[C] I brush myself off, put my [G] feet back on the ground,

[Am] because I know there's a [G] reason, why I'm [D] still around.


[D] I try as hard as I [C] can, to [G] do my very [D] best,

[D] but it seems like all my [C] efforts, never [G] please the [D] rest.

[C] I feel like all those, I [G] care about the most,

[Am] don't acknowledge me, makes me [D] feel like  a ghost.                         
[C] I have to follow [G] my heart, a quest unbound,                                                     
[Am] I've fallen again, I'm [G] down here on the [D] ground.

[C] A person can [D] only get back up so [Em] many times,
[Am] before they need [C] help, that's why I [D] write these lines.

[D] If someone sees on the [C] ground a [G] struggling man,
[D] would you please stop real [C] quick, to [G] offer me your [D] hand.
[F] I've fallen [C] again and I'm on the [Bb] ground
[F] I've fallen [C] again and I'm on the [Bb] ground
I said I've [F] fallen [C] again and I'm on the [Bb] ground....D-C-G

I am recording it at the moment and as soon as I get it on soundcloud I'll let you know

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(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

hi jim, just had a little read through very christmassy and as always great words and the meter seems perfect.well done and thanks for sharing

phill

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(28 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Wow Jan, I never realised you were lefty too! I began torturing the strings at about 14 in an attempt to attract the girls....never worked! But when I picked it up for the first time it went naturally lefty, I've tried swapping but gave up.

Upside, your gonna have to give us a shorter name we can call you? Yes great song made all the more poignant by the accompanying story, glad to hear you're clean, congrats on that and the song, it's early morning here and the wife is still sleeping so with your permission I'll give it a go later. You have a talent keep on.

Phill

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(22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Hi Jim, just having little problems like reinstalling the programs I used, I keep getting told win 10 doesn't support them. I'm still having problems getting my recording programming working...still keep trying. I couldn't log into Chordie the other day luckily Roger came to my salvation

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(22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Just a last post to finish this thread off;

As you may have read above i had a major crash and had to have my HDD formatted then Win 10 re-installed. MS had tried to down load the anniversary update on a couple of occasions but always got stuck at 84% to 91% and took 25 hours to get there before giving in!

Anyway, I switched on tonight to find that Win 10 had began down loading again so I thought OK let it run see what happens. 40 minutes later it had completed the down load and we are running fine (wipes sweat from brow) so hopefully no more crashes or formats.

Thanks again to those that offered help and advice.

Phill

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(6 replies, posted in My local band and me)

Hi Jan, I almost hit the report button on this as it's so spamalicious! You have a lovely voice and your guitar playing is really coming along. I liked the rhythm you used I could almost hear sleigh bells! Of course Jim is a tremendous songsmith and you've picked a great song to cover.

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(6 replies, posted in Poems)

scary indeed, i've just come from a sunday afternoon in the local club so i'm not quite sober or sensible, but your poem is rather scary imagine having to watch x factor or i'm a celebrity without a drink? unthinkable! please write some more

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(22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

hi amy, no just £45 that he said it would cost, so not too bad, whats that about $30-$40 just mourning the loss of all those songs, still got them on thumb and cd. thanks for caring.

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(7 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Yes very nice in that modern style. It's nice to see young talent singing rather than talking or rapping and writing her own music, full marks.

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(22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Hi Amy, yes I'd love a new PC basically cos I love new stuff anything from computers to guitars PA's TV's anything, I'm just a wastrel....ha, ha.

anyway, update;

took my PC in Wednesday and the techie worked on it all day and finally phoned to say all he could do was format the HDD and re-install windows 10 from a disc, which meant I'd lose all my programmes but he could save my songs and music and photos*, I had to say OK no other choice. so I spent yesterday (Thursday) reinstalling my essential programmes but it seems all my self penned songs, must be between 50 and 100, have all gone or at least hiding somewhere I haven't looked yet, that's not a problem as I have them all on CD or thumb drive. All my written work survives and my PC runs. Such a relief. Thanks for all your suggestions and help and concern.

Phill

Edited to add *photos 1000's of photos at

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(22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I spoke to a techie today who laughed and told me my symptoms...smart ass! So it's going into his shop tomorrow as he says it's an easy fix...double smartass, and it'll cost between £25&£45 the other alternative is a new PC which will cost a lot more. I should have grabbed it quick when the wife suggested it, but I'm too honest, stupid but honest.

thanks for all the help.

Phill

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(10 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Jan thanks for the listen, just hoping you're OK after the quake?  Stay safe

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(22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Here's an update;

Last night the update popped up again so I thought I'd let it run. 15 hours later it was still I think? Running. It had been stuck on 91% for a good 4 hours when I lost it and switched off. When I switched back on my PC went into a cycle of start up screen going into the windows logo saying something like attempting to return to previous version, it flashes up and off so fast I don't get time to read it before it switches off then returns to the start of the cycle. Can I sue Microsoft?

Any help with how I can get out of this cycle would be a god send

Phill

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(2 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

i remember my mother commenting on the stones when they first appeared on top of the pops she said they were the ugliest pop group she'd ever seen, well mam, they're even uglier now.

and bill my friend, i wouldn't want keith richards blood running through my veins, have you seen his fingers? he must be riddled with arthritis, and i'd probably come out of the transfusion an alcoholic lol

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(12 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

Bill, as your long term friend and sometime collaborator, I agree with all you said, but I want to expand on a few things; firstly I've always looked at Chordie as a musicians site not just string twangers union. Secondly and probably most importantly, when I started out as a solo ( when Elvis clocked out ) all the clubs I played at had an organist and drummer, most were OK some were rubbish. As the 70s became the 80s clubs found they couldn't afford an artist and backing music, so we had to resort to the hated drum machine, then backing tapes which cost a fortune and inevitably stretched and sounded awful.

I have noticed on a more happy note that groups are having a resurgence locally, I've seen 2 bands in the last month and they seem to be getting a good turn out. Funny thing is they all seem to be crumblies my age 65 or older....rock on Tommy

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(13 replies, posted in Poems)

Honestly I've had that conversation myself....you want to know why? Not just why the guy is happy to kill him/herself but why kill possibly hundreds of innocents?
Yes we all know the Japanese had harakiri pilots, the Italians had manned torpedos. And every country have soldiers willing to sacrifice themselves to save others. But they killed combatants not the innocents and that was during wartime not when we think we are at peace.

The god of Islam just like Jesus preached peace and love not violence. It's man's greed for money and power that has killed millions not to mention the biggest killer.... religion!

Returning to the subject; well written and delivered, I haven't had a chance to listen yet, but I promise I will.

Great work my friend, as usual.

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(10 replies, posted in Songwriting)

here is the soundcloud address for girl with a gun. i have to say i don't like it, but have a listen and see what you think?

https://soundcloud.com/iphillfine/girl-with-a-gun

thanks for listening