Good thought Mike.... but I can assure you that she wouldn't use that name. When we "hitched" up she wasn't all that sure she'd keep me around, so she kept her other last name and just tacked mine on as an appendage. She's not too happy that I shared her trombone info with the world, "you didn't.... there are not that many lady trombone players out there.". To which my response was "maybe it's because not everybody has the lungs for it" (a thinly veiled compliment to an over forty mother of three) didn't get any points for that either.... go figure.
I'm with you Alvee. When "Dancing with the Self Absorbed" comes on, it's my cue to retire to the music room and work on my chops. Never could get the hang of dancing, was always the guy making the music, not swingin' to it.
Keep laughin', it's good for ya!
For a good chuckle, check out a fellow named Gabriel Iglasias on Youtube..... "Im not fat, I'm fluffy" funniest I've seen since Tommy Tiernan and suitable for most audiences (clean language).
"what is this quintessence of dust?" - Shakespeare