Re: Joke Thread
Two Aussie men were in a pub arguing about who had the smartest dog. To settle the argument they decided to have a dog trial outside.
the first aussie says to his dog "run down the street,through the church yard to the sheep paddock out back and bring me the ram with the black circle around it's left eye"
His dog immediately ran down the street, through the church yard to the sheep paddock and singled out the ram with a black circle around it's left eye and drove the beast back to it's master.
The second aussie says that's pretty good but watch this - he then looks down at his dog and says "I'M HUNGRY".
The dog sprints down the street to the farm house,grabs a billy can,takes it to the creek,fills it with water,then runs back to the farmhouse,grabs some firewood builds a fire at it's master's feet, sets the billy can full of water on the fire to boil,then runs a third time to the farmhouse, finds the henhouse out back, grabs an egg, runs back and drops the egg in the billy can full of boiling water.The dog then stands on it's head.
The first aussie says "you win that's the smartest dog I've ever seen but tell me why is it standing on it's head??
The second aussie replies " It knows i haven't got an egg cup!"