• Registered: 2007-04-03
  • Posts: 3,489

Topic: Song! Swindle.. Words/Melody Helena Donovan.

This is an upbeat song written Tongue in Cheek! also cut to ribbons to make it presentable for the Forum!.
When i find myself in this situtation, I usually burst out laughing. I then ask " When did i request the pleasure of your company? Im  Then an agony Aunt for the next few hours listening to all His problems. 
Great Cráic..{ Fun} I just cannot imagine a woman being that forward...
Carpe Diem........


Swindle!  Words /Melody   Helena Donovan.

[G] Single is a swindle
[C] For women it can be tough
[G] While I stay home
Men on there own
[D] Go out and strut there stuff.

[G] Nights out to have a drink
[C] When at our local bar
[G] He’s acting cool, pulls up a stool
Says, [D] Hi there have a [G] drink?

Chorus.
[C] In the end I keep my friends
[G] Woman all of them
[C] My woman’s bits
Don’t cause them fits
[A7] Cos they have them as [D] well.


[G] I roll my eyes, he’s unaware 
[C]His eyes are tuned to zoom
[G]Go find your eyes and surface Man
[D] I’m more then milky bosoms.

[G] So male testes around my parts
[C] Don’t need them anymore
[G] Scent is fresh I’m feeling good
[D]Happy just been  wo-man-ly [G] décor….

Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !
  • arkady
  • arkady
  • ambient moderator
  • Offline
  • From: England
  • Registered: 2006-11-23
  • Posts: 2,147

Re: Song! Swindle.. Words/Melody Helena Donovan.

Hi
Oh dear men in general have alot to answer for. smile .......Well maybe.
I was smiling when I had ago at this one.
Nice one Lena

Regards

Ark

  • From: tennessee
  • Registered: 2007-08-02
  • Posts: 176

Re: Song! Swindle.. Words/Melody Helena Donovan.

Old Doll,
That's great.
I couldn't help to smurk a little, and then I laughed.

My wife's biggest problem, is me. That is at times.
She says that I'm a bigger kid that the kids.

I can remember back to going to the bars and clubs.
You've nailed it.

If you're not happy with what you have...
Then you'll never be happy with what you get...
  • From: Almancil, Algarve, Portugal
  • Registered: 2006-09-02
  • Posts: 6,198

Re: Song! Swindle.. Words/Melody Helena Donovan.

Hi Helena,

Great song and fun to play.

Surely the male of the species cannot be like this, oh well I will now get back in my cage lol

Well done and thank you,

Roger

"Do, or do not; there is no try"

Roger Guppy's Website

  • From: derbyshire
  • Registered: 2007-05-17
  • Posts: 2,843

Re: Song! Swindle.. Words/Melody Helena Donovan.

hi helena you read blokes like a book ,i'm a breast man myself they're a marvelous piece of a womans anatomy...

love is life ,life is for love,keep a true heart and live life to the full....stay cool

daddycool's Website

  • upyerkilt
  • upyerkilt
  • Unofficial king of Scotland
  • Offline
  • From: Balloch, Scotland, UK, Earth
  • Registered: 2006-03-04
  • Posts: 3,290

Re: Song! Swindle.. Words/Melody Helena Donovan.

lol
Lena,
what do you mean it is tongue in cheek? how can it be when it is very accurate? lol
brilliantly put together, good wee song.

Not a song I will be singing though, I dont think it would suit me even though it sounds like it is about me


Ken

ye get some that are cut out for the job and others just get by from pretending
  • Registered: 2006-03-04
  • Posts: 2,662

Re: Song! Swindle.. Words/Melody Helena Donovan.

Old Doll,
Now come on, surely you can't think ALL men are shallow and mentally empty,can you? What are you wearing right know? 'Milky Bosoms'?mmm......Just kidding...... I honestly enjoy your poetry, thanks for sharing your gift, again. 

Ciao Bella,
SouthPaw41L(Toney)

Give everything but up.
  • From: Paisley, Scotland
  • Registered: 2006-07-09
  • Posts: 337

Re: Song! Swindle.. Words/Melody Helena Donovan.

Nicely done OD. If there was a counter argument I'd make it......



..........my silence speaks volumes! smile

All I got, is a red guitar, three chords and the truth

bud_wiser's Website

  • Registered: 2007-04-03
  • Posts: 3,489

Re: Song! Swindle.. Words/Melody Helena Donovan.

Thank you to all the guys brave enough to comment on this one!
But the funniest was a guy some time ago, when the discussion came up about
womans Breast...
While everyone gave there opinion, he just sat there  with a glazed look.. His eyes went around his sockets like 2 prunes in a bowl of cream.     Still would love to know what he was thinking!! as he didnt say! or could'nt?
Maybe he was just very deprived of these 2 luxuries in his life!.
I do not regret having them, im only ragin i didnt know the power of my assets
many years ago lol. Id have had the men lolling at my feet!
Im telling you guys, when my ship comes in ill be at the Airport!!

Southpaw41l.

I have on the last item i bought in" Victoria Secrets" Its####'#;#;.#.,'#'.#'##.. now am i only massive or what?
Your so bold Southpaw41l. off to work with you!

Thanks again!  The next one is about Mens Whatsits! Ill be real kind to you all. TEHE..

Old Doll.

Why Blend in with the Crowd ? When you were made to stand out !
  • From: New Zealand
  • Registered: 2007-03-10
  • Posts: 95

Re: Song! Swindle.. Words/Melody Helena Donovan.

Hey Old Doll,
I have been away a few days and return home to find this really romantic song of yours !  Love it and have been singing this for the past hour or more, crack up.  Well done again.

"If You Always Do What You've Always Done - You'll Always Get What You've Always Got !"