Re: Joke Thread
A rookie cop is sitting outside a local bar waiting to bust an impaired driver.
After a short time he see's a man stagger out of the bar and stagger around the parking lot for at least 15 minutes before getting in his car and driving off. The cop all excited gives chase and pulls the fellow over 1 mile from the bar. The cop asked him if he has been drinking and the driver slurred "no ocifer I have'nt had a slingle drop" Not believing this at all the cop got him to blow into the breath-alizer where he was stunned to find the alcohol reading was zero.
How can this be the cop blurted!!! I watched you for 1/2 an hour staggering around the parking lot trying to find your car. That's easy said the driver...I'm the designated decoy.
I gotta try that some time
Squire Strat (Chinese)