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(27 replies, posted in Recording)

I saw that kit on Musician's Friend, but I didn't see where it has a USB or Firewire output.  How did you know that mixer would interface with a computer?  Or would it require an go-between thingydoody for a few hundred more? 

Now let's talk microphones.  That kit comes with two microphones that look well suited for voice.  Given that this is mostly just for kicks, I figure that's fine.  To add two more mics, so that I could have a couple on voice and a couple on guitars or a guitar and upright bass or some such, is there anything in particular that I'd need?  Of course, if I ever decide to pull my harmonicas out of their Crown Royal bag and use them again, I'd want a green bullet.  But other than a green bullet, what would be appropriate? 

- Zurf

5,327

(27 replies, posted in Recording)

Thanks both. 

Kajima, I think $1000 is about 667 pounds at the current exchange rate. 

- Zurf

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(54 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

bonedaddy wrote:

I'm sorry, Lonesome what?

smile

DON'T.  I said DON'T forget.  You've gone ahead and forgotten and it's too late for you now.   Well, I tried to warn you.

While I usually say that the book is better than the movie, in the case of Lonesome Dove I'd have to say the book and movie are equally entertaining and interesting.  That is high praise indeed for a made for TV movie.  The rest of the Lonesome Dove movies on TV stunk out loud as far as I'm concerned, but the first one was fantastic.  Of course, I didn't much care for the book sequels either. 

- Zurf

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(16 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I hang out on a site called RiverSmallies, which is RS for short.  There are a lot of musicians on that site whom I have invited to Chordie.  I was wondering if that was one of my buddies from RS playing with me.  It cracked me up whoever it is. 

- Zurf

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(27 replies, posted in Recording)

I have two topics that are related by water.

The first topic is easiest.  I have a Tascam Porta-05 cassette recorder in like new condition, still in box with manuals.  My office flooded recently in a plumbing incident.  As I have never used this device, I have no idea how to test whether it still works.  I'd like to know so that I can know whether to claim it on my insurance claim.  And if I claim it on my insurance claim, I'd need some help in understanding what is an appropriate modern replacement for it as I'm sure that model is no longer available. 

The second topic is in the earliest of planning stages right now.  As we remodel our family room space (also flooded), my daughter has requested a stage.  I think that sounds like a fun idea.  I've done a little live sound engineering.  Let me rephrase that, I pushed some sliders and twisted some knobs and pushed some buttons and stuff and did my best to look official and in control until the squeeling stopped.  "Engineering" is far too strong and precise of a term to describe what I did.  So, what I'd like to do is put together some kind of a live music set up with at least two voice mics and probably two acoustic instrument mics and line ins for a bass and at least one electric guitar.  So, probably like eight inputs, speakers, and an output to be able to record.  It seems like mixers are either recording or live.  I've seen that the recording mixers have all manner of outputs described with words and phrases that have no meaning to me.  However, of these certainly wonderful and exciting output opportunities, I haven't the foggiest what I want.  I saw nothing that said USB or Firewire for connecting a computer to mix down a recording. 

The question for the second topic is this: If you had a budget of $1,000, what would you buy for what I described.  Starting completely from scratch.  The $1,000 does not have to include the computer, lights, or barstools for acoustic guitar players to sit upon and look all coffeehousey and musical, but it does have to include mic stands, mics, mixer, monitors, speakers, speaker stands, etc.   I don't mind getting a basic outfit and adding over time, or upgrading over time.  For instance, speakers can rest on the floor at first and get stands later or I can build some stands. 

- Zurf

1. Jaques Coustou - Livingston Taylor
2. Rusted American Dream - I forget
3. The Hey Song - Doug M. Bailey ( I think it's Doug )
4. Chloe - Jack Bond
5. Route 66 - Asleep at the Wheel
6. Rocky Mountain High - John Denver
7. River Morning - Dirty Ed
8. Three more to be reserved for the draft

- Zurf

Sometimes it's good to be big enough of a town to attract the old bands that aren't playing big venues any more.  I've seen recent concert footage of America, and they still have it.  Love that stuff.  They are the essence of my beloved Sissified 70's Folk/Pop music.  Them and James Taylor. 

Anyway, time to get a babysitter. 

- Zurf

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(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Pick a topic that is trivial, look at it sideways or top-down or from perspective that is a bit unusual, pull out a thesaurus and rhyming dictionary to give yourself a challenge, and then write a song.

I have written two songs, one was about cleaning pee out of carpet and the other is about my buddy Herschel burning himself lighting a campfire while others sat by and drank beer.  These are not heartfelt songs.  Johnny Cash's first big hit, Cry, Cry, Cry was based on him being done with a gal who had mistreated him (which is serious) but his next big hit was about a shoe shine boy (Get Rhythm) which definitely is not.  Tom T Hall had a good song based on the premise of him liking beer (I Like Beer). 

While shoe shine boys aren't trivial, as no person is, getting a shoe shine surely is.  And an adult having a beer (unless one is an alcoholic) is trivial. 

The one thing I haven't been able to do is capture any meaning about my father-in-law in a song using his last words "I'll Be Fine", which is a testimony to his faith.  Too close to my heart.  So, I guess it goes both ways. 

My hypothesis is that you should write what intrigues you, but also challenge yourself with stretch goals to do things outside your comfort zone.  The stretch songs may not wind up being any good, but you will never improve unless you stretch yourself.  So I would challenge you to stretch yourself with a sideways perspective trivial song. 

Here are some possible topics:
Ill tempered mooses
Mowing the lawn
Apple pie (a la mode if you want to it to be more heartfelt)
Wiping your shoes off at the door
24 hour conveniece stores with locks on the doors
Overhead bins on aircraft that cannot hold regulation size carry-on luggage
Amateurs doing whatever you do well
Being an amateur doing what others do very well
Going to your boss's birthday party
Taking a walk (James Taylor turned this topic into Country Road, which is one of his biggest hits, not to pressure you or anything)
Lifting the lid/remembering to put the lid down
Blowing out the candles on a birthday cake (Jimmy Buffett had a hit with this topic on "Trip Around the Sun")

- Zurf

5,334

(35 replies, posted in Acoustic)

You're going to have a blast with it.

- Zurf

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(29 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I would recommend an appointment with an Occupational Therapist, especially one who understands the needs of musicians.  They specialize in fine motor skill dexterity and movement, especially post-trauma. 

- Zurf

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(29 replies, posted in Acoustic)

I'll let you know when it happens.

- Zurf

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(14 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Some pictures are available in the "Alaskan Fishing Adventure 2009" album on my picture website www.picasaweb.google.com/halffastpaddler/.

- Zurf

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(39 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Oh, well if that's the case, then my point stands.  If someone doesn't care to share their knowledge here, then they shouldn't share it.  If they think someone's asking them for free input, then the answer ought to be no.  But if you come around to a place where people do share their learning and experience freely and expect to be selling something, then guess what?  That "no" thing goes two ways.  Just because someone wants to sell something doesn't mean that anyone's buying.

- Zurf

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(6 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I recommend surfing around in CDBaby and seeing if the samples get your interest.  If they do, then start buying some CDs from iindependent artists.

- Zurf

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(39 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Sure.  You have to pay for some things.  And sometimes you don't.  Wanting something free doesn't mean you'll get it free.  You gave examples from your life as to when folks wanted things free "way back when" but seem to think it's a new phenomenon.  You said they asked for free stuff and didn't get it.  The teachers turned them down.  So, you see, it's not a new phenomenon, and the appropriate response hasn't changed much either.  It's usually "no", just like it was before. 

- Zurf

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(22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

It's all about genre.

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(6 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

The producer can be extremely important.  Think of Johnny Cash.  He was huge back when Sam Phillips of Sun Records was producing him.  He continued to put out a lot of music after Sun Records, but never found as continual of success on MCA as he did on Sun.  Then America Records comes along and Rick Rubin produces his music, and his career is revitalized. 

Did Johnny Cash have less talent in the middle than he did on either end of this career?  Surely not.  I'm certain that he continued to increase in skill and ability throughout his career.  So what's the difference?  The producer.  When the producer and artist work together as a unit results in better product than when a producer or an artist supercedes the other.  Many artists produce their own work, and that's fine too.  I guess that's the ultimate example of a producer and artist working together.  However, many artists don't have the skills or patience to produce their own work.

A good producer can make an enormous difference, as can a poor one.  A good producer can make a good, well-performed song sound better, and a poor one can make a good, well-performed song sound awful.  One thing a producer cannot do is to make a poorly performed song sound good.  There has to be something to work with.

- Zurf

Life's too short to worry about it.  Play the songs you play them. 

"Never Be One" by Alabama usually makes me cry.  I pull it out every once in a while and torture myself with it.  I was pretty much too busy to connect well with my eldest daughter until she was close to two, and while there were good reasons for it and that's what it meant to be who I was at the time and I'd make the same decisions again knowing where they've lead me today.  So, my 'busyness' wasn't a mistake, but there were nevertheless consequences for it.  One of the consequences is that "Never Be One" makes me cry. 

That said, while emotions are (nearly) always legitimate, the display and especially the excessive display of them may not always be. 

Difference between display and excessive display.  Jimmy Buffett has a song that includes a line about a buddy named Ruby.  The lyric goes "Ruby tells the waitress that the chicken died in vain."  Well, he did a concert just a couple days after his long term friend and road companion Ruby died.  When he sang that lyric, he stumbled on it and it's obvious he was persevering rather than performing right at that moment.  Totally acceptable and appropriate.  Had he stopped and broken down and curled up on the stage wailing and bawling and pounding the ground screaming "Why? Why? Why?", that would have been excessive. 

So, keep it within the realms of normality (which can be a fairly wide realm) and I think you'll be fine. 

- Zurf

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(54 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I like movies that know what they are.  I do not like dramadies or anything that tries to combine one form with another.  Action is good.  Comedy is good.  Action/comedy is trash.   That's not to say that a comedy can't have action, or that an action can't have humor.  So long as the movie knows what it is and stays consistent with itself, and it isn't a slasher movie, I'll probably enjoy it.  Some forms I enjoy more than other. 

Some of my favorites:
Arsenic and Old Lace
Sleuth
Tombstone
Unforgiven
Maltese Falcom
African Queen
Star Wars (the original one, Episode IV)
Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Fandango (a great example of a drama with comedic elements that is not a "dramedy")
The Princess Bride
Monty Python's The Holy Grail

As far as made for TV, don't forget Lonesome Dove, which definitely holds its own.

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(14 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

We were on the Nuyakak River in the Bristol Bay region (though not at all close to the coast - the lodge was based on a river that drains to Bristol Bay eventually).  The drinking during the fishing day was certainly limited with so many fish to catch, but would resume promptly upon our return to the lodge.  Each night there were appetizers and happy hour (providing our own booze) and lies told by the other fishermen who had been on different adventures that day.  I can drink beer anytime.  I cannot get 30+" salmon on back to back casts anytime (several times three casts in a row).  Suffice to say there was prodigious groggery when the fishing was done and the waders were drying by the fire.  We took a little beer with us on the river each day, but with the cold wind, the rain, and the vigorous exercise, we generally permitted discretion to be the better part of valor and saved the booze for the lodge (and the sauna - ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh). 

We flew out on Dehaviland Beavers (the best adventure float plane ever built and ever likely to be built) all around the place, fishing many rivers and lakes over the course of the week. 

I'll post the pictures once I've downloaded them, sorted them, and put them into a slideshow/album on my photo site. 

- Zurf

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(14 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I'll put up a link to the pictures when I get them loaded.  The fishing was exceptional.  We had eight species over the course of the week, with the longest fish that we measured just a hair longer than 36".  We had other fish that we did not measure I am confident were larger.  Numbers were good too. 

Grayling
Rainbow trout
Dolly varden
Chum salmon
sockeye salmon
char (my fishing partner didn't land any char, but I did)
northern pike
pink salmon (I didn't land any pink salmon, but my fishing partner did)

I have no idea how many fish we landed.  In four hours on the first day, I landed 37 fish, but I lost count within minutes on the second day.  We decided to give up and just count the number of doubles (meaning both my partner and I had fish on at the same time), but we lost count of those too.  At several times during the week, we had two fish on one rod at the same time.  We never landed two on the same line, but we would have a fish on the main fly and on the dropper simultaneously.  One or the other of the fish always got slack in the line and was able to get off because we were using barbless hooks for easier releases and less stress on the fish. 

- Zurf

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(20 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Detman101 wrote:

Hah...the prisons here in the US are so comfortable that some homeless people commit crimes so that they can have a bed, tv and guaranteed 3 meals a day.

It's insane...since when did prison become someplace people aspired to go to!??!?


=p
Dm

I think you would find that not all prisons are so comfy.  Probably not many at all.  Yes, it might be better than freezing to death on the street, but they are overcrowded, violent, and incredibly loud as well.  If you ever want to feel more grateful for your freedom, involve yourself with some prison ministry.  Or any kind of outreach to prisoners. 

- Big D

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(16 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Detman101 - I'll e-mail the file to you.

It is a HOME studio, not a studio studio.  We did it with one mic on Garageband.  Which, by the way, was a sweet piece of software. 

This is the first time I've heard myself sing, and I had no idea it sounded so thin and off-key.  I obviously need some voice training and will likely pick up a book on it when I drop my guitar off to get it setup tomorrow.  Also, I flubbed up the intro, but I flub up the song when I sing it for my kids as a lullaby and so they'll expect that.

- Zurf

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(16 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I've warmed up a bit and am ready to head over.  It'll be interesting to see what comes of it.  I think I've figured out the difference.  All my adult stage experience has been with a bass backing someone else up and there has been limited to no singing.  This will be my first ever solo experience with me responsible for the singing and the accompaniment.  That is, aside from campfires which don't count as performance so much as an interactive opportunities for mutual humiliation and entertainment.  I remember my first campfire.  I did "My Heroes Have Always Been Cowboys" and even with that simple waltz time song, I was terribly nervous, until one of my mentors started singing along and seemed to be enjoying himself.  That loosened me up enough to try "Take Me Home Country Roads", and a beautiful woman with a beautiful voice joined in and carried the lyrics and all I had to do was strum a little and mumble the lyrics under my breath.  This won't be like that.  This will be me, front and center with no young, tall, blonde and slightly inebriated beautiful women and no balding, fat, advanced middle-aged mentors.  There will be a bald, fat, middle-aged person in attendance however...

- Zurf

Poll time.  Should I shave? 

I'll make up my own mind, but that's the issue to vote upon.  It's like one of those internet votes where your opinion doesn't really matter, except I won't infect your computer with a virus. 

I grew a goatee a couple years ago for the heck of it.  I grew a goatee because I have enough facial scars to limit growth of a full beard.  However, I haven't shaved for a week at this point because I've been working from home and putting in long days and it just hasn't been a priority.  Things are growing in a bit thicker than normal and what the heck maybe I should try a full beard.  Then again, it's summer and it's hot and that could be pretty itchy.

- Zurf