Bill - you take good care of her!
Dondra, get better quickly! Take care of yourself for a change, and take advantage of the time away from chores. With a few sticky notes on Bill's forehead, I'm sure he can get a few of your jobs around the house done (well, in typical man fashion though, you may have to remind him there are sticky notes ON his forehead).
Bill - those are not shots at you because of your medical history either - those are purely gender digs.
Seriously though, I call an official stop to all this hospital bologna right now. Chordians belong hugging guitars, not getting stabbed with IV's. Get better ya'll!