101

(33 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

bonedaddy wrote:

WOOHOO!  40 years old!



Doc!  saw that deathclock link on a previous post of yours!  I will die aged 73!  Not depressing at all lol



cool

Might be when you get to 72.

At the risk of being shot down, I do not allow any U2 music to be played in my house or car.
If anything of theirs comes on the tv I change channel, likewise the radio, it gets turned down.

The 'boybands' come a close second and I would happily do 25 years to take a pot shot at that long faced ugly bint that sings the Titanic song.

Boy did I get up in a good mood this morning!!!

103

(30 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Always look on the bright side...........Monty Python.........easy to play too.

104

(8 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

A very Happy New Year to you Pere, and all the other members out there.

Wishing everyone the best for 2008 and hoping it is a great year for music.

105

(136 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

False, the Doves In Flight did not land this year.

The person below me wishes he was in South Australia instead of the stinking cold UK.

P.S. Merry Xmas where ever you are.

106

(5 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Another Merry Christmas to all Chordies from Derbyshire England......stay warm.

107

(136 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

False.............I'm wearing gloves as I have just murdered the people next door for complaining about my guitar playing.

The person below me is a policeman looking for a mass murderer guitar playing nutter

108

(42 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Murphy took the contols of a plane after the pilot had a heart attack..................

Tower to Murphy..... Give me you height and position

Murphy........I'm 5' 6'' and sat in the front .......but I'm upside down

Tower..........How do you know you are upside down

Murphy.........The shits coming out of my collar.

109

(136 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

True..........went to Uncle Osama's cave for dinner Sunday.


The person below picks his nose as well as his guitar.

110

(5 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

It is an art in itself to learn all the Neil Young tunings. Once learnt his music is a joy to play.....and easy

111

(136 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

False, aint even started and nobody is getting a damn thing this year!!!!

The person below thinks I'm a grumpy ol' bast..d

112

(136 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

False.

The person below me is schizophrenic but says they are both ok.

113

(8 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Eagles...Doolin-Dalton.....very slow and very easy, play the chords and pick a few strings out and you will sound like a pro.

114

(44 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Q is for Qiutaiplas.....you gotta believe it.

upyerkilt wrote:

I got told that when i was about 18, so i took up the advice, then stopped smoking and drank more whisky.



ken

Wise choice.

Yardbirds......on a reel to reel tape.....out of my paper round money......I remember it well and freezing my nuts off every morning taking those damn papers out.

117

(2 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

Try a google .....John Hiseman.....pretty good drummer, good history, one or two very famous names in the band at one time or another.

Saw them just once around 70/71 and remember they were ok but nothing to write home about.

Pretty average, has promise, maybe in a few years, has a lot to learn, her throat needs some tobaco and whisky.

Gibson Doves In Flight.

gitaardocphil wrote:

I really helped a lot of people, and some of them are sober since years.

I have helped a lot of people too, most of them have been drunk for years.

Show me a man who has never got drunk and fallen down and I'll show you a man who has never lived.

If God hadn't meant us to drink he wouldn't have invented glass.

121

(6 replies, posted in Other string instruments)

Totally with you. Only problem is my banjo has hung on the wall without being touched now for over a year. Damned hard thing to learn to play. Spent a year learning, picking up the chords, getting the fingers to behave and finally get some speed up and then all of a sudden lost all interest.

I'll maybe get back to it one day.

122

(61 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

sadiesezso wrote:

My husband of 24 years wooed me with ZZ Top's "Fool for Your Stockings, but that was WAYYY back in the day!

My wife of too many years wooed me with her body.

Her dad threatened me with a shotgun.

We are about to renew our 'only married you cos I had too' vows.


By the way can I change my name from Charlotte to Butch.

123

(61 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Take a tip from an old married man.................HAVE A LOOK AT HER MOTHER.................

Now, do you still want to sing her a song?

124

(12 replies, posted in About Chordie)

I got one hell of a virus from Chordie. It caused me to go out and buy 3 guitars, 1 banjo, an amp, countless sets of strings, books, sheet music, and a whole load of other stuff.

Every time I log on 4 songbooks appear and I have to pick up a guitar and play for a while to get the damn things off my screen.

Pere, you have alot to answer for.

Thanks.

My outlook is.........

I know I'm crazy, it's the people who don't know they are that have got the problem.