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(11 replies, posted in Poems)

Cheers Beamer,  I wrote it is a bit of  word baloney lambasting both sides of the political coin and social groups in places. Sometimes I think people get motivated by wanting to be part of a group or click rather than being true to themselves or beliefs. I am pleased it worked and you found it cool.

Cheers Jim,   Ninnyhammer T shirts would look good on our political leaders from all around the world.

EB,   I hope it doesn’t go over peoples heads but I must admit it is a bit weird. Talking about heads I don’t know if people picked up  that Mutton Heads is a term for  idiots. Mutton heads is used as a double meaning and I doubt if a dish of Mutton Head could be made or even served up as a meal.  What I was trying to do is  take the proverbial pee out of human nature using gobbledygook as an idiom to describe differants groups of people and their hierarchies. It is easy to perceive those with a differant view point at times as idiots.

Cheers Phill,  Cocktail shakers is my word for snobs the ones who think their farts don't stink.  Some of my poem is  made up of words with double meaning and ambiguous phrases so hopefully people can bring their own interpretations to each sentence. I wont be turning it into a song as it hasnt got a musical flow. But maybe some of the words could work in a song like mutton heads, I have never seen Mutton Heads sold in a butcher shop or seen to be eaten. It is a bit of poetic licence, . Mutton head is slang for an idiot.

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(11 replies, posted in Poems)

A poem about shutting down diversity of opinion.                       

                             Ninnyhammers
One of the infinite things in life is human stupidity.
Ninnyhammers abound everywhere.
In cold water mutton heads rise to the top.
Simmering resentments in the heat can make still water boil.
Chowderheads silenced by  the ice of those who don’t like their choice of words.
Making them silent wont stop the hidden heat.
A hidden fire under the pot not exposed is still there.
Adding energy to simmering resentment.
Hidden pressure lifts the lid.
Trying to please the cocktail shakers to get a press five star.
You took mutton heads off your menu.
Meanwhile in a back alley somewhere else mutton heads are waiting to be dished up.
Hidden from the cameras satisfied stomachs receive the mutton head fare.
Ashamed that their mutton head  nourishment has added to their health and good condition.
Chowderheads with their expensive cocktails on the main street show disdain.
For the Snobknows downing mutton head delights is now a secret indulgence.
Ninnyhammers strike again from the shallows
Trendy  charismatic  characters  lacking substance attract those wanting to be part of the in crowd.
Mutton heads exploding a tomfool theory with little foundation onto the subordinate.
Disciples now convinced of an imaginary threat caused by those back in the paddock waiting to head to the pot.
Good fodder.
Political sheepdogs rounding up their sheep.
All popular unproven portentousness placed on the innocent by pompous advocates.
Intellectual cocktail shakers can't stop the raising of fists and the shaking of heads.
In the middle of a storm is silence.

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(6 replies, posted in My local band and me)

Grah excellent comedy in a song . Comedy in front of a live audience can be hard  you  did it perfect.     

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(10 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Jim that has got country- rock or rock-a-billy written all over it. Phill with his polish and smooth delivery a perfect man to do your song. Excellent. I can't claim the phrase Any road up as one from me.  Phills part of the world  definetly has some wonderful sayings and phrases.     

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(474 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

TF a very soothing watch and listen. To have a room in my house  like that with Judith playing and all those instruments to play on around that space would be a dream.situation to be in.

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(311 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

Good one CG. Here I am thinking Janis Joplin has left the building only to find her voice been channeled through Cee Cee. I would love to go to one of her gigs.     

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(14 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Powerful words Phill can't wait to hear it as a song. That is  pure gold.     

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(5 replies, posted in My local band and me)

Neo guitar works good but found your vocals a bit hard to hear but still a good sound all round. Better than what I could do. Maybe the  microphone needs to be closer to your mouth.     

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(311 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

Good one CG a good find new artist for me and I would have never thought of Israel producing a Bluesman as good as this

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(7 replies, posted in My local band and me)

Cheers TF and thank you for checking out my video. Max Dorset house came with 22 acres of land and got a good price after he died.  His house was built in the 1860’s. The house has not been worked on since then as far as I know and and is now more run down then  what it was when Max died. . December 2013, Max’s old House was allocated $30,000 from Wellington City Council’s Built Heritage Incentive Fund for restoration work. The funding was declined by the owner. The new owner proposed to subdivide the land around the house  and an adjacent block of land into six lots. 
Back in early 1920’s there was  a couple Daniel and Martha Cooper, who lived on a small farm and were well respected in our local community of Johnsonville  and a church which they attended regularly. They came to the attention of the police.  A search of their property by police turned up three tiny corpses. The couple were charged with the murders, two relating to children fathered by Cooper himself with the couple’s housemaid. The trial caused huge public interest with people queuing for hours before it began to get a good seat. Daniel Cooper was found guilty of the murders and hanged  on June 16, 1923. Martha Cooper pleaded that she had only taken part in the atrocities because her husband had forced her to, although it was reportedly her, who had been the one who starved the wee babies to death.She was acquitted of the charges and left the country soon after. Their property became known as the Newlands  baby farm. Their house was demolished in 1973, and despite speculation that more bodies would be discovered, none were. The property after a few years sitting as a vacant section sold for a good price.  I don’t know what has happened to other properties and their values after a murder here in NZ. 

Bill thank you. It was just recorded on my cheap cellphone. I was thinking about John Lee Hooker when I was putting the song together

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(7 replies, posted in Electric)

Beamer nice guitar cool sound and I liked that little lead bit you  threw in at the end also.     

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(7 replies, posted in My local band and me)

Thank you Grah  for taking the time to check out and comment on my attempt at putting together a blues ballad about Max. It all came about when Easybeat put a photo of Max's house up on soundcloud to accompany his song "Same Street." Over the years I had heard and read about Max from differant people and a couple of Newspaper articles. I never met Max but have spoken to people who described him as a harmless eccentric character. Apart from his anger outburst with a gun which resulted in the death of his wife lover he was apparently a quiet gentle guy. I found that  intriguing and thought what can make someone like that tip over the edge and make a bad move in a moment of heated anger. I had the radio on and I heard an old Blues guy singing about the Devil made me do it and that is when the idea of "Max And Sin" came to me . It is meant as a blues ballad not some sort of religious message as someone who contacted me today thought. I just thought that there were many factors in the shooting of Max's wife lover that couldn't be put into a short song without using some simple words like temptation and sin. Every day Max would take the train into the city to go for a swim. My mother who is now 98 use to go swimming on many a morning up until she was 80 meet him on a few occasions. She was suprised that this nice old guy was once in prison for manslaughter.     

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(7 replies, posted in My local band and me)

Cheers EB  I don't drop by chordie as much as I should but I try and look in at least once a week. I find it hard to think of constructive things to write on here but enjoying reading others comments and stuff people post..

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(11 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Jeff listening to your song made me feel like I was there.     

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(4 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Grah excellent social comment.     

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(4 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Keepitreal interesting song. Sometimes people from the USA don't realise that the rest of the world looks to them in times of war and unrest. We have always appreciated how their people have helped in times of trouble down here in the South Pacific.     

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(8 replies, posted in Poems)

EB good one when playing in a pub band if the audiences participates it makes it  all worth while.     Audience reaction for a classical person is great also. I will attach a clip of a concert where the piano had a problem. The pianist still managed to make it entertaining whicht got the  audience behind her and  helped save the day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBbRTRBY4D4

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(7 replies, posted in My local band and me)

I will attach a song I put together about Max Dorset who lived for many years just north of  the suburb where Easybeat and I live. Max.Dorset. achieved some notoriety in 1956 when he shot dead his wife’s lover George Grandison as Grandison and Mrs Dorset were leaving his house together. The shooting took place on the road outside the house known as Nott House.Witnesses described him running to their car and firing three shots through the window. The car crashed into a telegraph pole and Grandison died soon after.
Max  was portrayed as a man pushed to breaking point by the end of his relationship.
He went to great lengths to get her back - he went looking for her in Australia where she had gone with Mr Grandison before the shooting. He was wandering the streets of Sydney and Melbourne looking for her. Max wife turned up at his home with her lover on their return from Australia resulting in Max shooting her lover.
In the end, the jurors' sympathy won out. It took them half an hour to find Max guilty - of manslaughter.
Justice Gresson seemed equally moved by Max Dorset. He sentenced him to just one year in prison..Later in his life Max attracted the reputation as an eccentric, sitting naked on his porch in full view of passing trains. He died early in 2011, and his house has since been sold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJuReofhfzk

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(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Grah another clever piece of writing. I love songs that have some real history behind them. Places with a history of people seeing  a ghost make it more exciting,     

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(9 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Grah That song works real good excellent, Can't wait to hear it with a full band.     

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(580 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

Cheers TF listening to Camel had me completely enchanted by the vocals and music. In my mind it made me feel like I was in the desert under clear skys admiring the night  stars. Andy Latimer is a pure delight.

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(13 replies, posted in Poems)

Dirty Ed that is brilliant clever writing  made me laugh. Here in New Zealand we call farting " Dropping Your Guts." Sometimes fact is funnier than fiction when it comes to our politicians. Here in New Zealand it was sugested by the Green Party that because some scientists had a theory about cows  gas emmisions of methane gas it needed to be taxed. The theory was cows gas emmisions were  contributing to Global warming. So the government of the time looked into introducing what became known as a Fart Tax.  Farmers blocked the streets of New Zealand's capital, Wellington,  in protest at plans to impose the world's first "fart tax" on livestock flatulence.  Four hundred farmers with 20 tractors rallied outside parliament. An opposition MP led a cow named Energy up the steps of our parliament  building. Eventually the politicians realised it  was a stupid idea to try and  impose  this tax.

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(10 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Jet and Keepitreal  clever work on Bills idea. I am in awe of your abilities.     

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(9 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Excellent Jeff look forward to you putting it up on soundcloud.     

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(11 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Cheers EB I hope the developers restore it instead of knocking it down as it is a character home with a good story.