Did you know that HITLER'S REAL NAME WAS OR SHOULD BE:
SCHICKLGRUBER, his father's (Alois) changed that name into Hitler, somewhere in 1876.
but a few other names:
- LES MOORE
- LOU ZAR
- MARSHA MELLOW
- PEPE RONY
- POLLY ESTHER
- SANDY BANKS
1,501 2008-01-07 11:52:18
Re: funny names (10 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
1,502 2008-01-06 17:11:48
Topic: open tuning versus normal tuning (4 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Purpose of open tuning? because you have an open tuning you don't really need to learn chords, because you can make lovely tunes???
or....
1,503 2008-01-06 17:00:13
Re: word games (38 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Right said fred, I'm too sexy for my shirt
1,504 2008-01-06 16:54:43
Re: :lol: :lol: :lol: How many funny things we haven' got. ANAGRAM (22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
bonedaddy = Dad Beyond
lena donovan = loved no anna
1,505 2008-01-06 16:45:22
Re: THE HOOVERDAMNED BLUES (9 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Hé bonedaddy, you are so right, it was an end of a life indeed. I should have been "statistically" dead in September 2000, but I re-started my job in July 2001, with more energy than 1980, when I started to work as a MD.
What almost never happens, happened to me.
1) you grow older together with your patients
2) having a lot of work, followed by the crash and almost 1 year inactivity, it is almost impossible to start it over.
In my case 1) and 2) didn't happen. Patients (75% 15-25 years younger) and within 3 years again too much work. So yes, in fact since end 2004, you can speak of a new beginning. I just CAN'T ACCEPT IT. Adapting yes, if possible.
Strange, I was convinced that I wrote some extra lines, but I admit, it happens that you forget to push on SUBMIT. And this is sometimes catastrophic, all that work for nothing.
1,506 2008-01-06 16:37:31
Topic: WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO BUY THAT PARTICULAR GUITAR (15 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
WHY, HOW, WHAT, WHO was "responsible" in a matter of speaking, for the fact that you buyed THAT guitar, your first guitar, when you are able to buy one, CAUSED, better INFLUENCED your decision to buy THAT guitar, and not ANOTHER.
Age is not important, what is important is the confrontation with??? and is influencing your choise.
YOU JUST KNOW THAT IT IS A WOODEN PIECE WITH STRINGS. So NO knowledge.
Today the market is "overwhelmed" by all kinds and brands, acoustic and electric.
Some people, who start playing for the first time GUITAR can and will keep it simple, not knowing yet what will be the outcome, when you start playing.
Is it "your cup of tea, the guitar, or you like to stop playing guitar, there are so many reasons, from HAVING NO TIME, over I DON'T LIKE THAT INSTRUMENT, I prefer piano. RESULT: you stop playing guitar. We had already a lot of topics about guitars, what brand, cheap, expensive... but this is WHY YOU DECIDED TO BUY THAT BRAND.
Is it the shape, or "heard about" or saw it on TV, even in a Guitar Store.
So on a day, you decide: Well, I like to play guitar. Why do you choose a GIBSON in stead of a GRETSCH, or A Fender in stead of an Ibanez. Or an Epiphone, Squier
WHO, WHY, WHAT was THE fact, IMPORTANT in choosing your guitar. Do you buy a Fender because Eric Clapton plays a Fender?
Is it your "walk" through a guitar store, not knowing ONE SINGLE FACT about a guitar, no brand, or, if in a guitar store, you just follow the man in the store.
Even if you don't have much money, this won't change a thing because there are very good low budget guitars, and before spending more, you prefer to try a guitar.
THIS IS ABOUT A PERSON, WHO WANTS TO PLAY GUITAR, BUT WHO KNOWS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT BRANDS AND PRICES.
Are you infected by the I SAW IT ON TV microbe? As we can find a lot of information here, the person who wants to buy a guitar, doesn't know chordie too.
I bought my first guitar, because on a sleeve of an album I had, one of the players had a GIBSON in his hand, that album, and especially the guitar player, played that Gibson, and that's my story
1,507 2008-01-06 13:48:55
Re: THE HOOVERDAMNED BLUES (9 replies, posted in Songwriting)
The end, or better, next strophes have, for once I am happy with my lyrics, because right there at that dam, that's why I call it DAM-ned, I realised that it was over.
All those years, being a generalist, and as told on that place, I realised suffering real hard, I do know what pain is now, that I
- hated to return
- afraid, scared and knowing my faith
- this dam is still today, considered by me as THE END of a life.
I will write another 4 lines
1,508 2008-01-06 13:43:18
Re: I NEED SOME LOVE, DARLING (3 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Doll, I just posted another, Hoover damned blues. You start with D6add9, better 1 finger on the small E-string, and the other on G, both second fret. Slide to 5th and 7th fret, back down to 2nd fret.
All these songs are "black, melancholic, you know why.
Hoover dam = anxiety, fear, afraid, because I had to leave 3 days later to Belgium.
I will write this in a topic.
1,509 2008-01-06 12:40:16
Re: :lol: :lol: :lol: How many funny things we haven' got. ANAGRAM (22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
- Ken Goodwin = Wooden King
- Lieven Philips = Penis Hive Pill
- gitaardocphil = Coital Digraph, Radical Hot Pig
1,510 2008-01-06 12:36:20
Re: :lol: :lol: :lol: How many funny things we haven' got. ANAGRAM (22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
- Jennifer Aniston - fine in torn jeans
- Paris Hilton – Hairpin Slot
- Tom Cruise: So I'm Cuter
- MARTINI=RAM IT IN
- Ronald Wilson Reagan -- Slogan nine: a warlord
- United states of America: aim it at us, confederates
- John Kerry = Horny Jerk
- George W Bush - he grew bogus
- George W. bush: where bugs go
SORRY ROGER
- Roger Guppy = Purge Porgy
1,511 2008-01-06 12:27:54
Topic: weird shaped guitars (12 replies, posted in Electric)
- the teardrop guitar like Brian Jones used (VOX??)
- Violin shaped guitar (VOX?)
- The square shaped guitar Bo Diddley, a Gretsch
- The reversed Flying V Gibson
- The Ovation, see back of that guitar.
1,512 2008-01-06 12:20:44
Topic: THE HOOVERDAMNED BLUES (9 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Above is written message. I am aware that some songs are dark, but also that writing becomes easier, I don't know why. THIS MUSIC AND LYRICS ARE MELANCHOLIC.
Most of you, chordians know about my car crash, I started working again, against all advise, and this is important, because right on that spot, the HOOVER dam, I realised that I didn't want to return, anxiety fear, almost no more breathe because I suffered so much that I hated to start over for another year. I also knew what should happen, the verdict: STOP and until today, I can't accept this.
HOOVER DAMNED BLUESby gitaardocphil
1,513 2008-01-06 10:27:14
Re: :lol: :lol: :lol: How many funny things we haven' got. ANAGRAM (22 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
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1,514 2008-01-06 10:25:55
Re: word games (38 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Right said Fred, I'm to sexy for my shirt.
1,515 2008-01-06 10:20:50
Re: Bonedaddys BIG 40th Birthday! (33 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Daddy, I hope you can still stand and use your bones when 120 years young.
CONGRATULATIONS, and may the "Lord" have mercy.
1) IF YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW OLD YOU WILL BE, The day you have to say goodbye to this cruel world: check this
www.deathclock.com
2) What "feeling" did you have being 40?
3) I suffered a lot when 30 years old, and now: this was the most fantastic time I ever had.
1,516 2008-01-06 10:16:58
Re: THE most EXCEPTIONAL SONG; STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN BY the BEATLES (7 replies, posted in Bands and artists)
South, spread the word.
It is amazing what people can do. You can play very bad, sing like a pig, they, technicians or sound engineers, push and slide and correct, resulting in a splendid guitar performance and an angel voice.
1,517 2008-01-06 10:13:41
Re: writers that inspire you- just out of curiosty (34 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Being European, not living in the UK, Scotland, Ireland, there are about 50% of artists and bands I don't know at all. I see these names quit often. Like who is the best, what is an easy song to play?
like John Prine, Jake Burns, Joe Shaver.
This is what I love about chordie, I can see and hear them on myspace, youtube.
I wrote 2 names of Belgium artists:
1) FIXKES
2) ARNO with or without his former band: 2 fantasic songs Oh la la la, and DANS LES YEUX DE MA MERE. (IN THE EYES OF MY MOTHER)
Check it out, you will do me a great favour, even if you don't understand the lyrics. If needed, I will try to translate them, using a new Topic, Belgium bands + translation
1,518 2008-01-06 10:03:27
Re: I NEED SOME LOVE, DARLING (3 replies, posted in Songwriting)
This song is from early 2001, after my car crash, I don't know if you'll like it.
I am quit embarrassed to say that I love a tune. This is one of the few tunes I really like.
I hope to get a response, WHY = because I prefer critics.
- do you like the chords, and sequence
- are the lyrics good, if not what would you change, AND are the lyrics written in a proper sequence
- should I use or change some other words?
I love you all guys.
1,519 2008-01-06 09:54:30
Re: beginner (21 replies, posted in Acoustic)
Texan4ut, I do agree with you. I play since 30 years and what started as some fun, is now a passion.
Here is my timeline
- 30 years, an acoustic, with an electric element, I was convinced to become a "guitar god"
- in 1977, I was still a student, med school, for another 3 years, playing guitar dropped to 5%
- Army, no guitar.
- Having a lot of work, a lousy guitar, and broken too, I played occasionaly
- 1990: a new start, buying a gibson LP studio, incredibly cheap, black, you could see your face reflected, golden hardware. 400$ right from a big boss, a very good friend, of the customs at the airport. Couldn't be sold because of some scratches, bought 2 of them and sold the other for 600$.
- Sold my Gibson studio, to buy a PRS Custom 24, an unknown guitar in 1996, except by some professionals, too expensive. That guitar was a 1993 PRS, and 6 months old, because the band splitted. PRS minus Gibson = 600$ to pay.
- 1995; first acoustic, a Martin HD-28 for 750$ from a junkie needing money
- the rest is history
I started to collect, and started to play more and more, today, I am able to play at least 50 different chords, and playing was FUN, and practice SWITCHING CHORDS.
If you know some chords, switch, switch and switch + learn more chords.
1,520 2008-01-06 09:25:48
Re: WHY WAS JIMI HENDRIX SO SPECIAL (9 replies, posted in Bands and artists)
Well, colluege administrator, well written.
I wrote about that disease, easy to find on internet, a logical explication, but if he should have that SYNDROME, we would know it.
Like you say, only his name + show= success guaranteed. THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I WROTE A TOPIC ABOUT HYPNOSIS. A concert with Jimi Hendrix, was often a kind of MASS HYPNOSIS too. Just look at the people in front, look at the eyes and you know more than enough, one of the MAJOR points in hypnosis = trance.
1,521 2008-01-05 19:46:58
Topic: WHY SIXTIES music STILL STANDS AS A ROCK+WHAT HAPPENED in the 7ties (1 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
We all talk, listen and like the sixties. Even young chordians start to appreciate those years.
What was so special about the MUSIC SCENE, with highlights as the MONTEREY festival, and of course WOODSTOCK.
I was told that the ALTAMONT concert, an 18 year old "kid" was killed by one of the hell's angels, responable for the security. This image is burned forever in my mind. Jagger, saw something and tried to calm down, and Keith, well he continued playing still for a minute, WAS THE BEGIN OF THE ENDING.
Is it also related with politics, war....
I can tell you only that a lot of songs are still standing.
Which European bands were very popular in the USA?
- I encounter quit a lot the HOLLIES, and probably Graham Nash played an important role, being one of the founding members of CSN & YOUNG
Here in Europa, we are very familiar with Tony James and the shondells.
We only know here "Crimson and clover", but they have at least 10 songs, high ranked in the billboard top 100
1,522 2008-01-05 18:40:37
Re: funny names (10 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
My good friend
Here, a while a go it was a must do thing.
Writing to someone, a woman, and tell them you have nice job for you.
They always ask what job, and you can "fool" them by writing a blow job.
It is sometimes hilarious, I just found a site, with REAL names, you can find reading ALL the telephone books, which is impossible, so another few, but THIS TIME REAL PEOPLE WITH REAL NAMES:
- Ho PHAT
- Ray SCREW
- Hugh RECTION
- HISCOCK, Philip, and some others
- WILLIAM R. DICKGRABER, and even a Chinese Restaurant with the name
- FU KING
1,523 2008-01-05 17:12:44
Topic: WHY WAS JIMI HENDRIX SO SPECIAL (9 replies, posted in Bands and artists)
- Because he was SUPER TALENTED
- BECAUSE, to hide the fact that he was shy, he gave an INCREDIBLE ONE AN SHOW.
BUT: the doc in me is peeping, and tells that he was blessed with EXCEPTIONAL LONG FINGERS.
CAUSE:
- Just the way he was, anatomic far above the average, you can compare this with a person who is 2 meter and 10 cm long.
- or, and I still didn't find proof, there is a disease, called THE MARFAN SYNDROME.
A syndrome is a collection of medical problems that can occur. Some people suffering from a SYNDROME have bad luck, and will suffer from almost everything.
That syndrome has:
- possible cardiac problems
- very long fingers and toes
- a lot more.
One artist, PAGANINI, a famous violin player and composer, suffered from this disease, and because of cardiac problems they die often young.
Until today, there are "pieces for violin", written by Paganini, that people can't play, because, if you compare it to an electric guitar, 22 frets, they are able to go from the first to the 10th fret.
1,524 2008-01-05 16:33:44
Re: THE most EXCEPTIONAL SONG; STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN BY the BEATLES (7 replies, posted in Bands and artists)
YEP, Russell, it ain't the good old Beatles, maybe the RUTLES, a GENIAL band, created by MONTY PYTHON.
But admit, it is FUNNY and ALL my sympathy for the one who did this
1,525 2008-01-05 16:07:40
Topic: funny names (10 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
- Guy TAR.
- Al Qaeda.
- Dick Head
- Dick Finder (is a real name of, guess what, an urologist = no joke.)
- Dr I. Ball, opthalmologue
- Dr. Ummer
- Dusty Sandman (also a real name)
- J. Azz
- Lou Zar
- Mary Christmas (sister of John)
- B. Lougrass
- Otto Graf
- Penny Lane
About Brad Pitt, just change a letter and you have BAD PRITT( is a brand of white glue)
- A Japanese man, MUST EXIST, with the name OSAMA