Ken, my friend, I was so busy yesterday. You know that kind of days, unexpected people on unexpected moments, and the more I think about it, the more are the odds that I wrote it, without pushing SUBMIT.
I am, finally busy to try and put some songs here. I have hundreds, empty lyrics, lalala & lyrics, some with lyrics.
What is strange here: the fact that when I start a song, it takes very little time.
I just posted a song, written in 2001, yep, 6 months after my crash. I have at least a dozen of songs about this event. It makes sense, it changed my life, it ruined my life, I was proud, good looking (so they say, the woman), a fancy expensive car (you have to see this as my living room, spending more hours in my car) I was quit popular, all girlfriends, 15-25 years younger, a ** you mentality, going where I wanted to go, and in a split second = finished. I started again, even more motivated than when I finished my studies, and where usual patients grow with their doctor, my patients 75% = 18-25 years. Strange, and 3 years later, I had 25 patients a day, still growing. I stopped working, I couldn't stand the pain, I lived on pain killers, and was destructing myself. There was no other solution Ken, and I was insured so high, that, it will start soon, I will earn more money, than I earned working. As long as you can prove everything. What I don't understand is the fact that if you have mental problems, you get nothing. I just have to show one x-ray, and everyone stops talking. So a lot of these songs are about this event. The one I posted now, is one of my favourites.

jay, it looks as we have a similar problem. I have 23 guitars. If somebody asks me to keep 3 of them:
- PRS CUSTOM 24
- PRS EG S-S-S (s= single coil)
- MARTIN HD 28 (or my D-45V)
I have a Fender 1964 original USA = fortune.
Gibson Les Paul Custom 1968 (first year, after they stopped the production) = a lot of $$$
A GIBSON SJ-200 Montana Gold custom shop, a DOVE, and Hummingbird.
I am 52 years old, disabled caused by a car crash, I can't walk without crutches. I have 1 daughter, no music, and sometimes I consider to sell my strat, having that money, you can buy very easy, the most expensive Fender, PRS and GIBSON in a guitar store, and still put 5000$ on my account.

I do like CCR ZZ-Top, driving in a car, mile after mile.

I DON'T LIKE THE ALWAYS TANNED and THEIR ALWAYS PERFECT HAIR, WHITE TEETHED  BOYS BANDS, like Boyzone.
RAP, some songs I like, but I hate all the ***bands. Their songs, after removing all their ****would change into a song using 1 word: YO, yeh Yo, takaboom, tak YO, my brother in law's name is JO (a common Flemish name) JO, takaboom, JO, he married my siter Jo, takaboom boom, JO.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE such bands.

By the way, if you watch a movie, the heroes hair will ALWAYS be perfect, surviving attacks, fights, water, fire. Also, what kind of bed cover do they use: probably shorter on the man's site, seeing his "hairy" chest, and longer at the woman's side, she has to be covered because in the SAME bed, you just see her head.

I'm glad, it fits well, the rap phrase.

UYK, Rebel and Zurf, do you know what I wanted to become? My father was a MD like me, but died suddenly in 1974, proud because I studied the same.
If I should have a chance to start it all over, I should start studying to become a lawyer.
- I should go to music school, being 12 years, learning to read music, and as instrument guitar or piano.
- Once studying at the University, I should continue to improve my skills. After these studies, you have an option, and work 3 years with or for a lawyer, which allows you to defend people in court, or you start working a juridical adviser. Time to study=5 years (8, if you want to defend people in court). My 5 years are finished, my music skills are better by the day, and I can read and play the most complicated songs. I should go to the UK, to follow modern music, and once having my paper, going to the USA to obtain a bachelor or a master's degree.
I think that this combination has a lot to offer, like plagiarism, working in a major RECORD company, and able to play guitar, piano very good.
Problem: you are 18 when you start, and you will be 30 when you finish.

JESUS, I am surprised, reading the jokes you write. I never expected it, I wrote the Paris Hilton joke, because I had still too much fun.

George W Bush is visiting the UK. The second day, Her MAJESTY the queen and George W, are riding in London in a chariot pulled by 6 horses. Nature is doing her job, because one of the horses lift up his tail and a huge fart.
The Queen, very embarrassed, turns her head and says: I'm really sorry Mr President.
Bush, looks to the queen and answers, oh, I thought it was one of the horses.

This is a joke I know since years, because I heard the REAGAN answer. But this is and stays a great joke. SUBKECTIVE of course.
KEEP ON JOKING this time. It isn't about musicians, but they are welcome too.
Is there anyone who can explain, the strange world of jokes. If we are in company and I ask you, ZURF, to tell me a joke, it will be difficult. Once the first joke appears, it ends in a joke shower. Our "subconcience" stores everything, and using hypnosis, you can go back in time.

ROGER (BIG BRO) UYK and last but not least, here he is the famous last_rebel.
I wrote this, just because it sounded good. Well, I agree for 100%, that
- MY QUESTION IS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO ANSWER.
- MY INTENTIONS ARE GOOD, BECAUSE, and this might be a MISUNDERSTANDING, I ASKED THIS TO IMPROVE MY ENGLISH, ESPECIALLY WHEN WRITTEN.
- IF I, OR ANOTHER CHORDIAN ASK TO CRITIC, ALWAYS CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICS, MY SONG, NOT ABOUT THE TUNE, BUT ABOUT THE LINES I WROTE, IF THEY ARE CORRECT, AND IF I MISSPELLED A WORD, OR THE WORD SEQUENCE IS WRONG, EVEN WHEN YOU TRY TO PLAY IT, AND YOU HAVE THE FEELING THAT YOU SHOULD USE ANOTHER CHORD, SOUNDING BETTER.
AND REBEL, EVERY SINGLE WORD IS CORRECT, as is ROG & KEN.
If someone tells me: this really sucks, and you ask why, they don't really know why.

Professional Critic writers are almost always those who failed to write songs. I was also a DOC in the biggest theatre in Belgium, and at least 5 times, they phoned me to come, why: TO PLAY THE DIRECTOR in scenes about "sickness", about "how to die as realistic as possible. ( the wedding reception was in that theatre, 100 years old, and one of the most beautiful early 1900 decor). It is also strange to be an artist doctor, they were my heroes, 10 years before.
There was one guy, a so called professional critic who HATED every play, written in papers (the best was that the only good critic was, the doc who directed the "die" scene, boys THAT was fun). They all called me. That guy well he had a face to hit real hard, and after one year, on the radio, newspapers, the result was that the worse the critic, the more people came to see this "play."
So even if I ask to correct me, you still don't like to do it? I can live with that, because you are telling the truth. Maybe the best solution is to do what you tell, I am aware that even when asked you and I are afraid to "hurt someone's feelings," while I asked to CORRECT words. It is maybe unusual to ask this, and I do hope that this answer is accepted.
all my love for all of you, and thanks for these "logical answer". It is difficult indeed, even when I ask to correct words, there is still the "maybe I hurt him" factor.