Hi Peatle, great story and unfortunately too true!
I have to correct you on a couple of points...
1. This might have been more at home in poems?
2. Here in the UK we now have to pay for dental treatment, there are NHS dentists but you can never get in to see them that's why British teeth have gone to pot.
As you eloquently say; all medical establishments are run by private businesses with the sole aim of making a darn good profit at our expense of course.
My dentist is a very nice chap and the music is easy listening stuff....no choice, there is also a map on the ceiling and occasionally some of his holiday snaps...nothing to excite the patient too much!!!
I love the way you can put your thoughts and adventures down in an entertaining way...keep them coming LoreMaster