it doesn't get any butter, but then it couldn't get much worse(tershire sauce) ....did i have to do that?...yes ![]()
1,826 2018-02-27 14:30:31
Re: Moderators (24 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
1,827 2018-02-27 10:10:42
Re: Ripples Over Calm Water (8 replies, posted in Poems)
Epic work Peatle. You say it's in the Kiwi way to me it's in the "romantic" style all it's missing are the thees and thous you'd expect from Shakespeare. Can't wait for the Floyd version.
1,828 2018-02-27 09:56:29
Re: Moderators (24 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Info for Peatle.
Anything that's "pickled" in vinegar or acid we call eg pickled onions, pickled eggs, pickled cockles etc even tin coated copper for electric wires gets pickled in the process of plating. I believe Londoners enjoy pickled eels!!!!
Edited to correct predictive text
1,829 2018-02-26 23:19:08
Re: Gibson Facing Bankruptcy (19 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
over pricing. i've walked into a music shop and looked at gibbies and thought mmmm that looks nice then i look at the price and my attention goes elsewhere. and i don't like the flat, fat neck...sorry
1,830 2018-02-26 10:25:21
Re: Moderators (24 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
topdown wrote:Baldguitardude wrote:I am relishing all these pickle references.
That is so bad I almost reported this post as offensive. Not Dilly Dilly
Quit gherkin me around!
Well you two seem to know your onions?
1,831 2018-02-25 10:20:00
Re: Moderators (24 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Congratulations Rick, welcome to mount Olympus!
Just remember we've all been through this stage, you can call it trial by fire if you like only you can make as many cock ups as you like and they still won't fire you, I'm testament to that.
Put your stamp on your forums and try not to piss the members off....too much. Most importantly don't piss Roger off...I dread to see his name on my emails ![]()
1,832 2018-02-23 20:48:40
Re: I'm thinking about joining this organisation (9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
i'd never heard of it before so i had a quick look. it seems to be well laid out and professional and they want £60 a year for the services they offer. they bandy names about such as fleetwood mac and worryingly bram stoker??? i'd look into it a lot further before handing over your credit card details
1,833 2018-02-23 15:22:19
Re: Creating an original song with the help of Chordie/Songbook (3 replies, posted in About Chordie)
hi richarg, welcome to chordie forums.
i always type my songs into my PC's office programme, then copy and paste into a new thread in songwriting. there are instructions there for transforming songs into chordpro to make them look purdy like?
i don't use songbook myself but i think that's for the convenience of putting other peoples songs for your easy access.
looking forward to seeing and hearing your songs
1,834 2018-02-23 09:53:01
Re: Throw Away The Swords (12 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Thanks for that TF, I'd forgotten about Wishbone Ash, I have the Argus album on vinyl in my attic. Reminds me of the bassist in one of my bands years ago who loved them and actually sounded like them singing and every song he wrote...you get my meaning?
The less I'm doing the less time I seem to have...how does that work? When I get the time and hwyl I'll give it a try.
1,835 2018-02-23 09:39:19
Re: Bad Habit Number 10 (For Me) (15 replies, posted in Acoustic)
As the constipated man said...oooh that's a hard one!
Bad habits stem mainly from laziness, and I'm really lazy. I learn a song but if there's a bit that I can't quite get I put my own thing in and say I'm being original and putting my own stamp on it...all lies! Eg: the solo from Hotel California, the first 7 notes are from the record, after that I make them up as I go along...see originality?
I've seen people play an open E chord leaving the index finger free. Easier to get to the next chord if it's a barre chord. I don't, my index is on the D# ...see bad habit and I won't change it
1,836 2018-02-23 09:23:46
Re: POST #3000 (16 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Congrats on 3K. I've never paid much attention to the numbers before, I don't even know how much I have (till I look later) I've been here since 2007 and have learned a shedfull of stuff, spoken to really interesting people and worked with some fine writers and musicians. As you say; best site on the web.
1,837 2018-02-23 09:15:35
Re: effects loops (11 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)
I've thought long and hard about this one and I still don't know. I like my FX on the floor in front of me, it helps as they're all stomp boxes anyway. If yours are placed on top of your amp with dial up FX and a foot switch then yeh loop just watch out for hum and buzz. Pedal boards with set FX are best on the floor. It's all convenience really.
1,838 2018-02-22 09:04:20
Re: Music Store Business Etiquette/What Would You Do? (6 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Only twice in my 56 years playing has anyone else string a guitar for me, both times when I bought a new one! Guitar that is! Only once have I allowed the techy tower it up reason being; I liked the way it played in the shop so why change it?
I once tried those plastic coated strings back in the 70s.....once!!!
30 dollars seems a lot for a set of strings though? Let me know how you get on...please
1,839 2018-02-22 08:52:06
Re: My Sense Of Humor Is Slowly Coming Back (7 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Sounds like my granddaughter. Thanks for putting that up Peatle it's brightened my day no end.
1,840 2018-02-21 19:00:25
Re: My Sense Of Humor Is Slowly Coming Back (7 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Well, I'm guessing that harks back to the days before the noose would snap the neck as the victim fell. They would slowly choke or get strangled or as was supposed to happen to Guy Fawks, cut down before death to watch their own intestines being cut out and placed on their chests. Ah the good old days? For less infamous offenders the would be hung and left hanging till the crows, rats, flies etc would pick the bones clean, were they dead by then? Who knows?
As to your little friends....maybe one has layed eggs in your skin?
I'm trying to think of a joke but I've failed...old age, you know?
Have you tried teatree oil?
1,841 2018-02-20 20:02:07
Re: Bad Moon Rising - #Cover (14 replies, posted in My local band and me)
all the above. great guitar sound for a dusty old axe? this is a song i often start my set with but you sound much better than me. nice one
1,842 2018-02-19 23:36:13
Re: Computer Died (Maybe) (18 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
William, my dear old friend....are you sitting down? I may have some sad news for you; my old computer died a very similar death a couple of years ago. It seems the power pack went out one day and never came back. have you smelt burning perchance? The power pack in mine gave off a smell, but instead of switching off and taking it to a techie I kept on trying which toasted the rest of it. Never mind, I got a brand new one built to my specification courtesy of my dearest.
I don't know if you get "Groupon" out there cos they have some great "used" HP PC's at a really small price.
All the best.
1,843 2018-02-19 10:29:19
Re: The Lone tree (22 replies, posted in Songwriting)
You can learn a lot from TV. I have seen many documentaries about Gallipoli and other wastes of life brought about by our so called leaders?
I think it was Haig who was in charge at Gallipoli, the ANZACS were meant to charge in after the bombardment ended keeping the Turk gunners heads down, but the bombardment ended early but Haig insisted they went in anyway! We all know the result. I don't blame the Turks I blame Haig who was safely hidden miles away from the killing ground. And he was the celebrated hero???? Give me strength
1,844 2018-02-19 10:10:13
Re: Computer Died (Maybe) (18 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Hi Bill. You've most likely down loaded some stuff your PC didn't like and it's pouting! When this happened to me a while back i switched on and held down, I think, the F9 button for a few moments which brought up the blue screen that then gives options like safe start etc. If and when you get it up and running....first job has to be system restore. Take it back at least a month.
All makes of PC are different so what I've just put down could be total rubbish for yours. But good luck anyway. Love to Dondra
PS. You could always Google the symptoms and follow their instructions
1,845 2018-02-18 18:23:18
Re: The Lone tree (22 replies, posted in Songwriting)
I am almost moved to tears reading this. And I wonder if the greedy men that orchestrated that carnage slept soundly in their beds....I hope not!
I suppose you could argue that killing and warfare is the way of the human race, it's a wonder we haven't gone the way of the dinosaur?
You've captured in words a great story with feeling and eloquence. It must have been awful losing his brother, surviving the war only to die of TB later.
Some great songs from you and Jim today
1,846 2018-02-18 18:12:04
Re: Throw Away The Swords (12 replies, posted in Songwriting)
Sorry I disagree, it's not the guns it's the evil men do with them. Take away the temptation and hopefully the evil will follow. As Jim asks; why allow anybody to keep automatic weapons? If you're a hunter one bullet should do the trick. A hundred bullets in a second will change your late meal to mincemeat.
Strong words Jim, and beautifully written.
1,847 2018-02-17 19:21:42
Re: Inspirational Quotes (26 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
love that last one TF.
my dad was a lorry driver and during school holidays i'd go with him for a day out, so when we got home one night he spotted a young girl in a mini skirt and out of the blue he says; mae goese honna mind lan i penol hi, roughly translated from the Welsh; that girls legs go all the way up to her backside, or words to that effect
1,848 2018-02-17 11:44:11
Re: Inspirational Quotes (26 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
My mother was a bit of a case when I was a kid, on my way out to play she once told me "you come home here dead and I'll kill you" ah the good old days?
I saw a comedian who joked "I change my underpants every week; I take them off, throw them against the wall and if they don't stick I put them back on"
1,849 2018-02-15 10:07:11
Re: Mum Stories (14 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Peatle. I've never read any Edgar Allan Poe before so big thanks for sharing this. I believe he was an addict and got his inspiration from his many trips! I just loved the romantic language and verse used while reciting, clearly, the story. Thanks also for the explanation in the preface as the meanings might have gone unnoticed otherwise.
1,850 2018-02-14 18:46:51
Re: Choosing Between Three Basses (13 replies, posted in Electric)
WOW! That's a real circle in a spiral in a groove (ref: j tull.)
I've had a Wilson bass for hundreds of years, it seems, and I still enjoy playing it and get a good range of sounds from it. I recently bought a Beringer BDI21 which makes me smile as it's probably a fraction of the cost of those babies, so the wife keeps telling me.
Of course the choice has to be yours. Good luck!