after the first line the song goes where it will and it writes itself, sort of. here's a song I wrote this morning, not recorded yet. it's here because it mentions Christmas.
maybe inspired by Honky tonk women, I don't know.

no honky tonk bar.

No Honky Tonk Bar.Undefined


(INTRO...||:E-E-E|E-C-A:|| X2




I [E] met that girl in a honky tonk bar.


[C] She wasn't drinking. But [A] she was singing.


[E] Every night from ten until one.


[C] She did the boogie. [A] The boogie woogie.


[Dbm] At twelve o'clock when the [B7] fight broke out.


[Dbm] I took her hand and I [F#m] led her [E] out.




[E] I had my car outside the side door.


[C] The sirens wailing. [A] The cops were coming.


[E] I drove her home to her own front door.


[C] What you doing? [A] Are you kidding?


[Dbm] I thought you'd take me somewhere [B7] nice for a drink.


[Dbm] I'm not that kind of girl that [F#m] you might [B7] think.


[E] So lets go somewhere [A] nice tonight.


[E] Take me where the [B7] kids don't fight.



[E] Sit me down and [A] talk to me.


[F#m] Under the light of a [B7] Christmas tree.


(CHORUS)


No honky [E] tonk bar. [A] No honky [E] tonk bar. [A]


No honky [E] tonk bar. [A] No honky [B7] tonk bar.




[E] I booked a room in the Grand Hotel.


[C] I bought a bottle. [A] Of fine champagne.


[E] We ate a meal and we spoke till late.


[C] The dawn was breaking. [A] I started sleeping.


[Dbm] And when I awoke I was [B7] all alone.


[Dbm] She took my cash and my [F#m] cards and my [B7] phone.




[E] No honkytonk bar...([A] she caught me good)


[E] No honkytonk bar...([A] she's no Robin Hood)


[E] No honky tonk bar...([A] not even her address)


[B7] No honky tonk bar...(for me ever again)


     

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Nice one Pedr. It inspired me to write this (which I haven't written yet) but here goes

Christmas lights
Shining bright
All along the street tonight
Though there's yet days to go
The kids excited cos they know
Santa's gonna bring them loads
It's sad that the meaning of it has all gone
An excuse to make, get drunk, have fun
I won't begrudge those revellers peace
It's times like these we need release
War abounds and poverty strikes
Will it end on that special night?
Not while the rich and powerful profit
Robin Hood in reverse, let's stop it
Enjoy the peace and love if you can
Forgive, embrace your fellow man
It's Christmas...that must mean something?     

Thanks Grah I needed a laugh, was the main character Bojo cos it sounded like him, made as much sense too! lol     

good question Brian, I've heard it said many times in films. Maybe it's the only holiday they get in the USA? I know they get lots less than us lucky Brits.

Jan mentioned I should include Hey Santa on FSOTM as it's a christmas song, I thought it was a boozers ode like Fairy Tale Of New York?     

https://soundcloud.com/iphillfine/hey-s … al_sharing

After Brian's challenge I'd like to submit "Hey Santa" which can be found in the song writing forum.     

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Thanks for reading and listening everyone. I didn't think it qualified for FSOTM? I'll do that. The words, having had a few days to go over it
, do make me quake. I'm hoping people take it on face value and not read into it what wasn't intended. Thanks again, and merry Christmas to you all.     

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This is my Christmas song for this year. It's quite short less than  two and a half minutes. I hope you'll give it a listen and enjoy it, let me have your thoughts please. Link below

https://soundcloud.com/iphillfine/hey-s … al_sharing 

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easybeat wrote:

thanks to those that had a listen and commented.
i am encouraged.gonna bang out a few christmas songs now for CSoM
hopefully others will do a christmas song too   HINT ! HINT!
i would love to add your christmas song to my christmas playlist

all complaints to Esybeat please. after reading your post (above) Brian, this came to me so I wrote it down and the tune and chords came almost imediately. Recording to follow.

it's called, Hey Santa, original or what?

Hey Santa.Undefined


[G] Hey Santa are you calling [D] round on Christmas eve?


[G] The kids have grown and gone. It's [D] just the wife and me.


[C] So park your sleigh outside.


[G] There's grass for four or maybe five.


[A] There's booze enough for all of us inside.


[D] Bring your wife along for the ride.


Come [G] on. Chill [D] out. It's Christmas [G] time.




[G] Hey Santa you deserve a [D] break on Christmas day.


[G] So take your wellies off and [D] tuck in to some cake.


[C] All around the world – the kids are.


[G] Playing with their toys.


[A] Lots of smiling happy faces.



[D] On all those girls and boys.


Come [G] on. Chill [D] out. It's Christmas [G] time.




[G] Hey Santa bring the snow. It's [D] nice and warm in here.


[G] Decorate the Christmas tree [D] drinking Christmas cheer.


[C] Old Rudolf lights the way.


[G] And all the reindeer want to stay.


[A] It's free don't need to pay.


[D] They can chomp on bales of hay.


Come [G] on. Chill [D] out. It's Christmas [G] time.


Come [G] on. Chill [D] out. It's Christmas [G] time.


Come [G] on. Chill [D] out. It's Christmas [C] time. [G]


     

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Hi Richard.  Lately I've been writing a new song every week or two and record them to CD immediately.  Once I fill a CD, usually 19 songs I'll play them in the car where I can have peace to listen. I'm not usually impressed with the results! I unfortunately don't have your talent. I enjoyed " prelude to solitude" you should be proud great job. Hope your CD sells well, I wouldn't have the guts to try selling my songs.     

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(9 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Nice cheery tune Brian, another one to put into your kids library  maybe?     

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Pedr, I haven't listened yet but I identify with your words. As you may have recognised I have a strange sense of humour, I will say stuff that's funny to me yet makes others grimace and groan which in turn makes me laugh...I'm a strange one I know!

Jim, I used to love running but those days are long gone. My knees and feet just about allow me to walk these days which is why I had to give up gigging. I have dreams about running and playing sports, rugby, football, tennis, badminton etc all memories now. As Russ says, growing old isn't for sissies, or wimps.     

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(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Richard, so glad to hear that and you are safe. Strum on     

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(8 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)

When my kids were small I was known as "dad will fix it" that's the only similarity to Jimmy Saville! I used a Yamaha Mike but it gave up the ghost after 5 or 6 years half way through a gig. Luckily I always carried a spare Sure which wasn't as good but did the job.     

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(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Wow. They say Welsh place names are wierd. Stay safe.     

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(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

You certainly have a way with words Jim. I like the way the second verse isn't just a continuation of the first without losing the basis of the song.
Nice one .     

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(8 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I got mixed up with the first minor chord and melody. It sounded major to me...     

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(5 replies, posted in Poems)

Aaaww, poor kid! When I was loosing my milk teeth, I got just 3 pence a tooth! I think my grandkids get up to £5.00! I knew I was born too soon.

Here is my answer to Brian's poem from the other point of view...

Me bruvver ith tho nathty
He pulled all my tooffs out
He that upon my  chetht
And wouldn't let me shout
He thead he'd share da munny
And buy me lots of toffee
So I'm really so upset wivv  im
He never gave me any     

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(8 replies, posted in Poems)

Brian that is hysterical! Makes me wonder did it actually happen?

Jim, sounds like your brother was a bully, just like the brother in home alone? I must admit though, I knocked out a few of my younger sisters teeth, by accident of course...they were loose at the time.

My dad used to cut my hair, short back and sides, not a good look back in the early 60's.     

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(9 replies, posted in My local band and me)

Awesome Pedr. There is a catchy tune in there too! From what I could see the action doesn't seem that high, but check it out anyway, Richard is more savvy than I.     

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(3 replies, posted in Songwriting)

The coffee must have been freezing by the time you got to the bottom of the cup?

It's an awful situation when good friends are breaking up, worse when one of them is ignorant of the fact until its too late. Some great lines in there Jim. You must be truly affected by this slow break up.     

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(6 replies, posted in Bands and artists)

Beautiful  voice and plays the piano well. Excellent song well produced. Should go far with the right exposure     

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(6 replies, posted in Poems)

Ingenious Pedr.

Back in the 60s there was a fella named Malcolm Mugrage, excuse my spelling, and he used to use long and confusing words. When asked he just said he had no idea what half those words meant or if he used them in the correct context. Boils down to bluff and bluster.

Apparently a lot of English words were made up by Shakespeare. A lot of new words or new meanings for old words are made up by colonials?     

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(3 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

for the last week or so I have neglected practicing, big mistake! so last night I picked up my guitar and strummed a few chords and did a few riffs and runs as is my want, when a chord sequence and some words came to me. so I worked on it then recorded the song with several over dubs, guitars mainly and worked out a bass line. boy did my fingers hurt this morning. no bleeding just soreness. just goes to show; you leave playing off for even a short while and you end up with tender finger tips and barre fingers. just thought I'd share. 

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(6 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Jim. Nice writing . The metre seems perfect without me trying to play it, I'll give it a go later.     

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Diolch yn fawr a Ngymru am byth.  Thank you very much and Wales for ever. We were in our local club while the game was on and no one expected that score line all thanks to our New Zealand coach. We could have been in the ground not playing bingo as there was a great roar every time Wales scored.
Mobile phones are a problem. A law has been passed that using a phone while driving is an offense, yet White van man and youngsters will use their phone while dreving and texting or looking at videos. As you may have noticed it is a pet peeve of mine, I have many, too many to add to this post.