beans beans their good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart the more you fart the better feel so lets eat some beans at every meal
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227 2019-07-03 01:08:31
Re: FLATUATION (13 replies, posted in Poems)
intresting and factual song about the gasification of legumes, reminded me of the old tune beans beans their good for your heart
228 2019-06-21 20:04:45
Re: Sad news... (16 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
sorry for your loss, as the others have said there are no words to make you feel better
229 2019-06-10 11:17:08
Re: Nkd (15 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
congratulations on the new drummer joining the band
230 2019-06-08 02:32:40
Re: Sonotone string review (3 replies, posted in Guitars and accessories)
ok so I use the earthwoods on my takamini I keep at work and really like them hard to beat for the price . oddly enough ive never put them on my Taylor guitars. I switch between the elixir and D'addario strings , thinking the next set will be the sonotones just for picks and giggles.
231 2019-06-08 02:01:26
Re: quiet times on Chordie (19 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
guilty as charged, I havnt been posting or replying much my self for awhile. not sure why other than dont have much to say.
232 2019-05-19 11:12:10
Re: No Way (12 replies, posted in Songwriting)
waiting on the recording myself
and the proper phrasing would be aint no way lol
233 2019-05-13 16:33:14
Re: So You Wanna Time-Travel........ (16 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Set my time travel coordinates for the creation got a few questions I need answered
234 2019-05-12 16:09:50
Topic: could have wrote a song the lyrics (3 replies, posted in Songwriting)
here are the words and chords to I could have wrote song. I also did a another recording finger picking instead of using a pick, I think it sounds better well marginally better
https://soundcloud.com/mojo01/could-have-wrote-a-song-2
G E C G D
I could write a song or I could write a book
it dosnt really matter I never get a second look
I might change my mind but not my point of view
I dont know why I am sitting here talking to you
it dot make no difference when the day is through
most of all these people well they aint got a clue
C G D G
about where their going about where they've been
about the world in general their living in
some folks say it will be all right
while others sit and worry and cry all night
me myself I just dont give a damn
to many things in this life we dont understand
so I grab my guitar and go along for the ride
tell my little stories round the country side
about where I'm going about where ive been
about the world he world in general and the shape its in
well its time for me to be moving along
nothing much is left here for my next song
so ill get my self on the very next boat
across the river Styx my soul will float
when I reach the other side and step out on that bank
I may drop down to my knees and I may give thanks
maybe ill have questions about where ive been
about the world in general and the shape its in
235 2019-05-02 22:12:37
Topic: could have wrote a song (6 replies, posted in Songwriting)
https://soundcloud.com/mojo01/could-have-wrote-a-song
was sitting around playing my guitar this morning .when this just kind of wrote it self.
any way my apologies for not being around much life gets in the way some times, and this is the first thing I have written a for quit some time now.
if any one is intrested I will post the words and chords when I get some time
236 2019-03-19 05:28:07
Re: Beamer (33 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
I my self have not been around much, so guilty as charged. I some times write entire post then delete them before I post because I remember the best advice I ever got. better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. and like Doug said my intrest comes and goes.
237 2018-12-25 21:41:46
Topic: merry christmas (3 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
just wanted to wish every one a merry Christmas and a happy new year.
238 2018-08-09 02:14:58
Re: monster rock and roller (25 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
time to rename this thread NMAKDCIDWBOJDD
that translates to new monster amp keg dixie cup ice dispenser with bottle opener jack Daniels day. of course that depends on any new updates. i hear that the new super deluxe signature model will be four wheel drive limited edition personally autographed Mojo. thats the rumor on the street any way
239 2018-08-08 20:48:45
Re: monster rock and roller (25 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Jandle wrote:
Well that's a mighty fine gadget I`d say
Take it anywhere , any day
No big set up
I hear a few hiccups
As you settle down and playFirst few songs and strums
Going really well , using your thumb
The keg getting lighter
You sound a bit brighterYou got a monster rock and roller
Now you just gotta holler
With mic, amp and guitar
You strut your stuff, your a star
You got ya mojo onSongs are getting longer
Words getting slower
Keg half empty
Legs wobble plenty
But that rock and roller is steady
It's all set up and readyLast couple of songs now
This gadget has it all
You emptied the keg completely
head feels like lead
Think it's time now for bed
Go rest your head
And dream of your rock and roller
Jan good one , cracked me up
did I mention this thing has a bottle opener on it to????
240 2018-08-02 01:46:38
Re: monster rock and roller (25 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
TIGLJK all it needs now is a keg
JJJ that could have been the contents of the dixie cup talking .
241 2018-08-01 11:20:48
Re: monster rock and roller (25 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
joeyjoeyjoey wrote:
I use paper plates all the time. Dixie cups, only when there is a party or gathering. Not on a regular basis. Paper plates mainly because they don`t have to be washed.Just the cheapest paper plates. Dixie paper plates are too expensive
hmmm thought I hit the report button but this box popped up.
JJJ that is some funny s@#t I dont care who you are. I am with you on the dixie products way to expensive but my wife insist on the good stuff and she says the wal mart brand colors clash the cool whip serving bowls.
TF thats the one ,about the only thing it does not have is a dixie cup holder on it
242 2018-08-01 01:08:44
Topic: monster rock and roller (25 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
so I walk in to Sams club for paper plates and Dixie cups for a family gathering I am cooking for and walk out with paper plates Dixie cups and a and a new portable amp. has any one else used one of these things? I would post a picture but I am a little on the dont know how to side of things. monster rock and roller charge it up and play it any where.179 bucks, so far im pretty happy with it came with a mic, I can run my phone or I pod through it on blue tooth and play along with a guitar plugged in and the mic all at the same time. supposed to run up to 10 hours on a charge.
243 2018-06-07 01:52:48
Re: JUNE 2018 FSOTM - KING, QUEEN, PRINCESS, PRINCESS - CAPTAIN, MAJOR (25 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
https://soundcloud.com/mojo01/sloop-john-b-2
here is one with captain, constable and sheriff I think that qualifies it for June
244 2018-06-04 19:58:50
Re: APRIL 2018 FSOTM - COLORS - INSTRUMENTAL (53 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
well at this rate I should be doing June songs around Christmas time. any way here is an attempt at brown eyed girl
245 2018-05-27 20:38:03
Re: Congratulations Julian Craig !! (11 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
congratulations Julian, wishing you bright and happy future
246 2018-05-10 19:07:16
Re: APRIL 2018 FSOTM - COLORS - INSTRUMENTAL (53 replies, posted in Featured Song of the Month)
as usual a day late and a dollar short. but thanks to the musicator nagging err i mean inspiration i found a little time to do a instrumental. this was done really quik so it starts off pretty rough and dosnt end much better. so with out further ado here is a children's favorite
247 2018-05-10 05:25:41
Re: Has Mojo's taste changed?? (4 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
Strummerboy Bill wrote:
I think I'll just come to Nacogdoches and let you fix me some ribs.
Bill
come on down, i can do ribs but my brisket's are what im know for.
248 2018-05-09 19:37:33
Re: Instrumentals? (11 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
well thats just great now i got no excuse
249 2018-05-09 19:36:16
Re: Instrumentals? (11 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
well thats just great now i got no excuse
250 2018-05-09 19:34:56
Re: Has Mojo's taste changed?? (4 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)
lol good one roger. we are going international pickle flavored tea and cakes