2,876

(49 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

"Walking After Midnight" - Another good depressing song brought to mind by "Walking Alone".

2,877

(49 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

So we've been doing these Chordie-Skype jams, which have been a blast.  But several times after I've played a song, one of the other participants said, "Well that was depressing."  I'm going to give myself the benefit of doubt and assume that they are talking about the song lyrics and not my performance. 

So, I got to looking through my songs and sure enough quite a few of them are depressing.  At least one suicide song (The River Knows Your Name by John Hiatt), bankruptcy and homelessness (This Old House by Neil Young), losin' songs (I Still Miss Someone and Guess Things Happen That Way by Johnny Cash come to mind), and alcoholism (Gordon Lightfoot's Early Morning Rain).   

So, a similar topic from a different perspective.  What are some of the depressing songs you sing, or if you don't sing them at least like.  One I like but don't attempt because I just haven't got the gravitas is "Mama Tried" by the Hagg. 

If anyone posts "MacArthur Park" about that poor cake left out in the rain and the baker's never going to have the recipe again I will abuse my moderator authority and ban you on the spot.  (Of course I won't, but the threat had to be made.) 

- Zurf

2,878

(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Like Pete, I didn't care for their disco music.  Unlike Pete, I still don't care for their disco music.  Like everyone, I agree that the talent of the Gibbs was huge.  Trafalgar was a terrific album.

Astronomikal wrote:

If you're starting with your middle finger on D fret 2 it implies you're playing your open A with fingers 2-4.  That conflicts with your earlier post where you said:  "I'd play that with my first three on the A . . ."

No.  I play A with my index finger and middle finger crossed, so that my index finger starts our in the middle of the three strings on the A.  I move my fingers around for each chord change.  One you do it a few hundred to a thousand times, it gets pretty simple.  So that's what I try to do.  Figure out how to do a particular change, then run through it very, very slowly at first, and eventually I set a timer and make the changes as many times as I can in a two minute period.  Do that once or twice a day for a couple of weeks, and eventually you've got it routine and you can make the changes smoothly and easily. 

- Zurf

2,880

(13 replies, posted in Acoustic)

When my daughter practices her piano she gets very upset with herself making a mistake.  I tell her that she's so impressive because she gets her practice songs down in just 40 or 50 times through.  I have to do a passage a few hundred times before I feel comfortable with it, and as far as a whole song maybe even 1,000 times to make it something that I feel like it's being done well.  Professionals probably do songs many thousands of times before it is concert ready. 

- Zurf

He'd better be keeping a close eye on copyright and royalty payments, or that money's not going to seem to be so easy before long. 

- Zurf

Baldguitardude wrote:

***I fell asleep

Can't blame you.  I used to fall asleep teaching it.

2,883

(12 replies, posted in Electric)

I'd pull my hamstrings if I tried to bend that far.

2,884

(12 replies, posted in Electric)

Aptly named.

I broke a string on my electric the other night.  It's been so long since I put strings on it, I didn't even remember what size I put on it.  The action is so low, I figured to put something thick on it and see what happens.  I got some GHS Boomers out of the cheap bin at my local guitar shop.  13's.  Yeah.  Boom!  It sounds good.  I may have to play that guitar from time to time now.

EDIT TO ADD: I like the 13's on it.  A buddy set it up with care and precision with the last set.  It's so nice, that the thick strings are a heck of a lot easier than lighter strings on my acoustics.   

- Zurf

2,885

(13 replies, posted in Acoustic)

You'll get there. 

Pick a song that's three or four chords and straight forward, and play it.  Sing too. 

I've been playing about seven or eight years now.  I don't remember exactly and it doesn't matter anyhow because the point is some days are good days and some days are not so good days.  I don't think that ever goes away. 

My guess is you've got other stuff on your mind.  Hard not to have in the 40's.  Kids.  Pay for school.  Pay your taxes.  Will I make rent this month?  The car needs a muffler.  Was I supposed to pick Donna up after practice or was she catching a ride with Janet?  All that stuff.  Try and find a time when you can relax your mind before you pick up your ax.  It'll help. 

And at nine months, your supposed to stink at it.  It starts to all come together at about a year so long as you keep in mind the difference between playing and practicing.  After two years, you get people asking you to bring your guitar to the campfire with you.  You get someone ask you, "Oh!  Do you play?" and instead of saying, "I try", you're gonna say, "Yeah.  I do."  That feels good.  It gets better.  You'll get better. 

In the meantime, grab a cup of herbal tea or if you are so inclined a refreshing adult beverage, chill out and smile a moment.  THEN pick up the guitar.  You'll hear the difference.

2,886

(5 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I used my real name.   Derek.Zurfluh, but only because I wasn't sure where to do what and figured that privacy is but a scarce memory and maybe not even that. 

- Zurf

2,887

(13 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Slow down.  A lot. 

- Zurf

2,888

(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Very good.  Did your camera have a microphone, or is that something you're still working on? 

- Zurf

M.B. wrote:
Astronomikal wrote:

True story.

When I was a teenager my cousin had this really cute girlfriend.  She was blonde, but that's irrelevant.  I think.  Yeah.  Irrelevant.

Anyway, they had just returned home from a trip to the beach.  He told me that one afternoon they were relaxing on the beach, just catching some rays, when out of the blue she asked him:  "Chris, why don't airplanes ever run into stars?"

Apparently she was serious.

How do you respond to something like that?

LOL! I think that blond girl might be related to this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk

I have taught courses in some extremely dry material (U.S. Federal Acquisition Regulation requirements for contractors wishing to subcontract part of their work - it makes me yawn just typing it).  When confronted with new material, no matter how it's laid out and no matter how little experience they have with the topic, people will ALWAYS want to address it from their experience.  It doesn't surprise me in the least that she immediately went to her personal experience to try to resolve the question.  And there's just no way to get to the destination with that as a starting point.

2,890

(14 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Blues Brothers is fantastic.  So many good one-liners from that movie.  The follow up of Blues Brothers 2000 with John Goodman instead of John Belushi is worth watching for some of the performances, but doesn't stand up to the original for inanity.

dino48 wrote:

I would have too borrow money out of my Martin guitar fund,I can't do that!!.

VERBOTIN!!!

2,892

(11 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Oh, I'm playing through.

2,893

(9 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I didn't much care for Clapton's book.  I did like that he was brutally honest about his own misbehaviors, and took responsibility for them.

That's about how far Normtheguitar came last year.

2,895

(11 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

LOL!

2,896

(11 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

There.  Mountain lion wrestled.  In the form of my 11 year old who came home from school and being denied ice cream as a snack.  More fierce than a mountain lion, you know, if mountain lions stormed off to their rooms in a huff. 

- Zurf

2,897

(11 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Now, I was thinking that Baldguitarguy was the Dude moderator.  And he's bald.  So I couldn't say I was the bald moderator.  But I see where you're going.  So I will have to change that to Other Bald Moderator.

I just sent Bo an e-mail earlier today to follow up.  Thanks for the heads up.

I will play Paradise in his honor, but not with his style.

Campground: http://www.lowwaterbridgecampground.com/
I have made reservations for group camping.  That means up to eight people will share large sites.  I think I may need to get a third.  The cost is $8/night/person.

Time is Thursday, June 17 through Sunday, June 20.  I did not realize it when I picked this weekend, but it is Father's Day weekend, so bring your kids. 

It would be no problem to loan you a tent.  I have several, and I will be using my camper.   Bring a cot or an air mattress and you'll be comfy.  Borrowing kitchen access is almost certainly not going to be a problem.

Baldguitardude wrote:

I have a new day job. No more jams for me at that time. sad

Bummer.  I was hoping to get to hear you.  Will you be able to jump on during a weekend?