Good advice above.  Also www.justinguitar.com has lessons for absolute beginners and a good program to get you started off well.

- Zurf

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(10 replies, posted in Acoustic)

I put a Tusq saddle on my Yamaha.  It definitely made a difference in the mid-range and lower-end clarity.  If the EJ-200 comes with a plastic saddle and nut, that may be an upgrade you consider at some time.  Most guitars need to be played some (read: a lot) before they begin to sound warmer. 

- Zurf

4,153

(143 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I'd love a twelve string, but my office is getting pretty full.  I'd have to build on a house extension to fit more guitars.  Not that that's a bad thing...

All good advice above.  Simplest song ever to learn is Jambalaya by Hank Williams.  Welcome to Chordie.

4,155

(35 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Yeah.  I call those 711 songs - same joke.  Sing it acapela.  OK now sing it fast.  Now sing it with just the drums.  Now the full band - louder, louder, louder.  Now the electric guitar solo.  Now a quick stop and just the lead singer (eyes closed and face heavenward of course) - others joining in as they realize the song hasn't actually stopped.  Now start the rhythm back in.  Full band again.  Now real slow.  OK now make sure that there are people hanging on to certain words very loudly in their microphones - about an octave above.  Now back to acapela (and make it a prayer). 

Not my speed.  Some folks like it.  It's supposed to put one in the mood for worship and to praise the Lord, but I just don't get it.  I don't object, I just don't get it.  I'll wait for my turn on something like this for modern "worship" music: v=ShAfHM4npdk&feature=related

- Zurf

4,156

(35 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Good for you Deadstring.  Some of my fondest memories of my youth include playing in a stage band at a nursing home.  I can recall one old lady who sat in an electric wheelchair.  Strokes had almost completely paralyzed her.  Her head had to be strapped up in the chair and all she could do was move her right hand a little bit.  That was where they put the controls for her wheelchair.  Darned if she didn't get on the dance floor and get that wheelchair grooving!  Another woman who was bedbound and weak asked a candystriper to remove the blankets from her feet.  She didn't have the strength to move them with the weight of the blankets on them, but she wanted to tap her feet along to the rhythm.  I'll remember those two fine old ladies in my heart as long as I remember how to play music.

4,157

(40 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

alvee33 wrote:

Looks like I can no longer read English. I have no idea what any of you guys are talking about. Football? Naaaahhh, surely not.

My experience with Scotsmen is that they don't speak English either.  (Sorry, couldn't resist)   

True story.  I was camping with a Scotsman and a southwestern Virginia hillbilly.  The hillbilly had a southern accent mixed with a mountain accent.  The Scotsman spoke like a Scot (which he will tell you is how all people ought to talk and everyone else has an accent but him).  So anyway, they're sitting beside one another at the campfire absolutely enthralled by each other whenever the other opened his mouth.  Finally, someone said "I've never seen either of you so polite and pay such close attention to another.  What's going on?"  Each of them said at the same time, "Because I can't understand a word he says.  Is it English?" 

- Zurf

I think you should bring the carbon fiber guitar along and use it as a paddle just to show how impervious they are.  Up until you hit the first rock. 

- Zurf

4,159

(4 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

The U.S. has a poor history of success in nation-building.  I think maybe we should start listening to our own song and allow democracy to come from within Egypt's own people. 

- Zurf

dino48 wrote:

zurf I think you are right but I got a few of the riffs down,I really like I got a name it is my favorite song but I may end up just playing it by chords.

You've got further than me then.  Keep up the good work!

4,161

(68 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I want it.  I want it.  I want it.  I want it.

You caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't have it.

- The Who, Magic Bus

You'll never replicate Jim Croce.  He brought a one-of-a-kind style.  I do a few Jim Croce songs and just stick to the basic progressions.

This Old House by Neil Young, also Unknown Legend by Neil Young

- Zurf

Thanks everyone. 

Toots, I already know the chord progressions for most of the songs they'll be doing.  I'll be keeping an eye on his strumming hand and an ear on the drummer so that we can all groove on the same rhythms. 

- Zurf

Chordie's song book feature is a search engine.  The songs you see on Chordie are hosted (and posted) on other sites.  Sometimes you'll see chord versions and tab versions of the same song.  Sometimes you'll see multiple chord versions.  Sometimes you'll see where someone has posted what he/she thinks is an accurate rendition of the original artist and sometimes you'll see a simplified arrangement for campfire picking.  There are folks who  are interested in each of these.

Me, personally, I'm not at all interested in doing 'accurate' covers of songs and even if I get an accurate chord chart, I'm going to arrange.  My way of thinking is that if someone wants to hear the way it was done by the original artist, they can listen to their iPod.  Also, I don't have a band, so it's going to be very difficult for me to play exactly the way people expect to hear it.  So I like those simplified chord arrangments that hit the highlights.  It's nice to see the tab for certain key phrases and riffs, though. 

As far as tab, it's for folks who don't read music.  It's not suitable for someone who doesn't already know the song to try and play because there is no indication of beat and rhythm with tab.  Only full blown reading of standard music notation gives pitch, duration, and rhythm to allow someone to play a song "fresh." 

- Zurf

I got asked tonight to sit in with a group and see whether my bass playing fits in with their style.  If so, I may fill in for their bassist when he has to travel on business.  If not, nothing ventured nothing gained.  Praise band again.  Wish me luck - not that I believe in luck. 

- Zurf

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(68 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I listened to "Too Gone for Too Long" because I reminded myself of it.  I had forgotten this line, one of the best kiss-off lines ever.  "You've come a long way going the wrong way.  Don't even set your suitcase down." 

- Zurf

4,168

(17 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Dirty Ed wrote:

I would think a piscatorial scale would get more use.

DE

If it were from a carp, I could use it as a pick.  Just the thought of eating carp would make me lose weight.  And so it comes full circle.  Just like a circle of fifths, which is what we wind up with at rodeos some nights. 

- Zurf

4,169

(68 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

John Prine!  Good call Selso.  How about "They tortured the timber and stripped all the land, then wrote it all down as the progress of man" from Paradise.


For a time, I was thinking about cutting some albums, playlists now I guess, with the theme of Hello on one and Go to (a very warm place some people consider to be mythical).  From the Go to... one, I had a few songs in mind. 

Randy Travis, Too Gone for Too Long, "You're an old rolling stone who's rolled over the hill."

Johnny Cash, Cry, Cry, Cry, "You'll come back to me for some love that's true, but you're going to cry, cry, cry."

- Zurf

4,170

(17 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Right.  I should have been more specific - "No, no, no honey.  I meant the minor pentatonic scale."

4,171

(17 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Despite there being good reasons for her treachery in this regard, I now know how much I weigh.  Pleasingly, I have lost ten pounds since the Doctor Office Incident (the one with HIS dishonest back-stabbing scale).  I'm liking that.  Also, I'm much more fit, which I think is more important.  Still looking for another 45 pounds of weight loss, give or take. 

- Zurf

4,172

(3 replies, posted in Acoustic)

I'll play yours. 

I liked that 3/4 you had a couple years ago in WV.  I wasn't up to snuff to make it sound good, but Bo and you did some great things with it.  I'm eager to hear it with your Martin if you tote that along with you in July or August. 

Garuchi has taken up banjo, so maybe the two of you should play a couple duets.  Would be fun.

- Zurf

4,173

(10 replies, posted in Acoustic)

I'm getting better with barre chords myself - buying a guitar with a low action has helped a lot!  Nevertheless, B remains evil. 

- Zurf

4,174

(8 replies, posted in Acoustic)

No advice.  That's a good thing.  I have permanent dents in my fingertips.  The nails even grow with a dent in them. You get used to it.

Change of plans.  We're all going to visit TwangTown.