5,576

(12 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I don't listen to Led Zeppelin because they are too involved in studying occult.  Their music is interesting, and there are some licks that are flat-out classic.  Nevertheless, because what they feed their mind cannot possibly be avoided in what comes out of it, I prefer to avoid them.  That is not the same thing as saying that they are giving tribute to dark powers.  It has nothing to do with them or what they are saying and everything about me and how I choose to live my life. 

I think that Imagine was just John Lennon's idea of utopia and has nothing to do with dark powers.  Actually, I think the message of the song is to avoid all supernatural powers both dark and light and to take it upon ones self to be a source of love.  A good message, all in all. 

Break on Through has nothing to do with dark powers.  It's about getting laid.  If you are listening to a Doors song and are trying to figure out whether it is deep or not, it isn't.  It's about getting laid.  Unfortunately, Jim Morrison was frequently stoned when writing and so he wasn't terribly clear about it.  The greatest amount of cleverness I am willing to concede to Mr. Morrison is that he MAY have been trying to convince willing female fans into thinking he's deep and HIM getting laid.  I doubt that it ever occured to him that there are powers outside himself and what he can inhale, inject, or swallow.  A shame, because he had talent.  Too many talented folks give over their minds and bodies to that crap. 

- Zurf

5,577

(34 replies, posted in Acoustic)

dfoskey wrote:

This is how i form the B chord and it works good for me. I just drop my middle finger on top on my index to help apply pressure for the barre and to avoid flipping the bird.

Clearly, you are a mutant.

You and Russell, and probably a few others around.  I am so stinking jealous (well, kind of, mostly I just stick in a B7 or a Bm).

- Zurf

5,578

(34 replies, posted in Acoustic)

I knackered my pinky (if that means what I think it means) on my left hand a couple months ago.  It does hurt to put pressure on it.  Still, we do what we do because it's what we do. 

- Zurf

I'm starting a class today.  It's a group class held by the town's recreation department, but it's a class.  Supposedly, it teaches about strum patterns and different style of accompanying a singer by playing guitar.  It may cover some material I already know (let me change that - that I have already drawn conclusions regarding), but I'm sure that I'll pick up a few pointers and hopefully some jamm mates.  One good thing is that it costs about as much as a single two hour seminar and I'll be getting eight 0:45 sessions. 

I'll let y'all know how it goes.

- Zurf

SouthPaw41L wrote:

Florida

'Nuf said. 

Florida is where tennis players go when all they have left is yelling at skateboarding punks to get off their lawns. 

- Zurf

5,581

(11 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Scales.

Also, try using your fingers.  I tried playing by ear, but my poor lobes just never got calloused enough to get a good well-defined pluck.  I've found my fingers much easier.

Sorry for the silliness.

Scales really are your answer.  You need to learn scales.  Practice them, and also arpeggios (which are the individual notes of a chord played in a row) and inversions (which are the individual notes of a chord played out of order).  By the time you practice them a bunch, 'hearing' the relationship between notes in a song isn't hard.

Or so I've been told.  I am terrible about taking my own advice.   Figuring out how to play the right notes by the sound of the lick is not something I"m good at either.  It takes me absolutely forever.  I am terribly jealous of folks who have a "quick ear" (as I call it). 

Good luck and have fun.  There's always tabs. 

- Zurf

5,582

(34 replies, posted in Acoustic)

The B chord is evil.  It is for mutants only. 

- Zurf

Depending on how it's measured, there's a strong argument that stock car racing is America's #1 observation sport and tennis is America's #1 participation sport. 

That said, it's football and college basketball that get's the die-hards going nuts and spending cash.  Using a measurement of most money spent, I'd have to think that NFL (National Football League) beats them all, though NASCAR (something something Stock Car something Racing) probably comes close and may actually win out. 

The thing about NASCAR that is appealing to me has nothing to do with the cars.  Every event is like a party.  It's three days of tailgating and camping and loud, obnoxious entertainment.  While I've not done that, I do like tailgating and camping and sometimes (though not often) like loud and obnoxious entertainment.  Nothing about NFL appeals to me.

To answer one of your questions, it is sometimes an honor to be selected to sing the National Anthem at the start of a game, or to play at half-time.  Mostly it's considered a good money-making opportunity or good exposure.  By the time you get to the NFL absolutely everything is tainted by marketing and money.  Everything.  NFL is much more about business than it is about sport.  My opinion.  Your mileage may vary. 

While the numbers are down, baseball is still considered "America's Sport".  I guess.  It's fun to go to the games, but I'd rather do just about anything than watch it on TV, or worse yet be forced to play.  Softball, now there's a sport for the masses to play.  I can remember playing softball with beer kegs at first base and third base.  That was fun.  I don't think we even kept score.  We were doing well to count all the way to three to know when to change innings.  Baseball?  It's much too serious.  It's kind of like fly-fishing.  There are people who are very, very serious about perfection in every aspect, and then there's people who just want to catch fish.  Except, I haven't yet met the baseball guys who just want to play baseball and have fun. 

- Zurf

5,584

(7 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I will pray for Old Doll's family, most especially her brother.  Thanks for the heads up on that Russell.

As far as Easter, it was happy and I thank you for the thoughts.  As far as I'm concerned, Easter is the big one.  It's the events of Easter that you either believe he rose from the dead as he said he would or you don't.  Jesus was either divine and the sacrifice that restores sinful persons to the Lord's community, or he was a nice guy who made powerful enemies.  It all comes down to the one event.  And that event is what we celebrate at Easter. 

Whether or not you are a believer, I hope for nothing but the best for each of you and further hope that you had a good Easter day, even though my wishes are belated.  (Some may say a day late and a dollar short, but that's nothing new for me.)

- Zurf

5,585

(46 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Ohhhhhhh we are going to have fun. 

I listened to that little jamm you did on your YouTube page with your Squier 51 and I had bass riffs running through my head. 

Hey, you play guitar pretty good for a bass player.  :-)


JEROME - You play bass for the same reason as everyone else NO ONE WANTS TO!!!!  Son, I've got some folks to introduce you to.

5,586

(46 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

jerome.oneil wrote:

And I've not even started drinking yet!

What's keeping you?  It's already late Friday morning where you are.

- Zurf

5,587

(46 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Good to know Jerome.  Thanks for the encouragement.

- Zurf

5,588

(46 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Oh, and there's a song I've been working on in memory of my father-in-law.  I can't get it the way I want it and another perspective would be appreciated.  My song-writer friends tell me I'll never be satisfied writing about someone that close. 

- Zurf

5,589

(46 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Nice RavenLady.  I wish I could get my wife to play or sing along.  She's got a beautiful singing voice and has a seamingly innate sense for music.  She had two years of piano lessons she didn't want when she was a very young lady, but the lessons of timbre and pitch and rhythm have lasted all these years.  Sometimes when she's had a couple glasses  of wine and the friends are around the campfire in the back yard, she'll sing along.  I love that.  My little girls have started to sing along.  I love that too.  They ask for the same lullaby every night -"Featherbed" by John McCutcheon.  I must have sung that song 10,000 times now.  Each of them asks for it every night.  They've been memorizing it, and now they sing it with me.  With the eldest, I've started taking in my guitar and accompanying.  It's awful to hear from the perspective of anyone outside the room, but the two of us in there think it's the sweetest music ever made. 

Detman - I hope I can live up to your expectations.  I approach music as a fun hobby.  I'm not a serious player, but I do love getting together with other musicians and seeing what we can do.  My acoustic doesn't have a pickup, so if we're going to record anything we'll need some mics, which is something I haven't got.  Even for our own benefit, I think playing back what we did for the purpose of critique-ing ourselves would be an exceptional learning opportunity.   

I'll send you an e-mail.  I've got a young family myself, so my time is not my own, but with adequate planning I'd like to think we can get together soon.  I'm about to start lessons later this month after three years of teaching myself bad habits and letting myself off the hook from good practice technique.  Goodness knows where that will lead. 

I'm more likely to be able to help you with your bass playing than your guitar playing.  There was a time when I was actually half-decent on the bass.  That time has passed with my concentration on the guitar.  While my execution is rusty, my knowledge is still in there somewhere and I'd be happy to share.  If you were playing weekly in a band for four months, I'd guess that you got pretty good. 

- Zurf

5,590

(12 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

I also go with a hot toddy.  Except not hot, and without the toddy bit.  I just pour some bourbon into a glass and sip on it slowly.  I'll make a shot last for several hours.  If the first shot doesn't work, I'll have a cup of hot tea with honey, and then sip on another shot.  The second shot is usually consumed much faster, but still at a moderate pace.  I try to make it linger in my throat as it seeps down.  I don't know what about it helps my throat feel better, but it works for me.  My momma used to mix bourbon with lemon juice and honey for us when we were little bitty folk.  As I've aged, I've stayed with the bourbon and left off the lemon juice and honey. 

Sometimes I'll use a fruit liquer like Mr. Boston Rock & Rye.  It's a much milder whiskey, not so strong with alcohol, and seems to work wonders.  I usually put it on ice. 

Good luck.  A little goes a long way on these booze related reliefs.

- Zurf

5,591

(30 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

marcalan wrote:

From what I've seen lately I decided I have another fear:
I FEAR THE ABUSE OF THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH BY THE MEDIA

Just ignore them.  There is nothing more hurtful to the media than to be ignored.  And nothing better for your peace of mind.

5,592

(2 replies, posted in Acoustic)

I think that's good advice.

- Zurf

5,593

(30 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

LesPaulGuy wrote:

Or those nice big 4-5" green grasshoppers in Pennsylvania that land on your leg and when you see them, you go to smack em off your leg and they decide to fly and land on your face and cause you to scream like woman while your operating a vehicle?!?!?

Just grab those things and put them on a hook.  My dad used to pay me $0.02 per grasshopper.  We'd go to our favorite fishing hole and I'd run all around a big field grabbing grasshoppers and crickets and stuffing them in a paper sack to be used as bait. 

- Zurf

5,594

(46 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Detman101 wrote:
jerome.oneil wrote:

Where are you at, man?  I'll jam with you.

Frederick, Maryland.
Far from where you are, sadly.

Only 1/2 hour drive from me, though.  My resume is pretty freakin' weak.  A quick summary: I suck at singing (but do it anyway, often loudly).  I play out-of-practice blues bass poorly, out-of-practice-and-never-that-good-to-start-with country and folk harmonica, and sissified-70's-folk/pop acoustic strumming with a little fingerpick I make up on the spot (but without the neat little whiznits or any sort of recognizable melody that make the songs actually sound good).  Not too appealing.  But if you can put up with me, I'll put up with you.  At least for an hour or two until we're tired of each other.   I won't even charge you to teach me.  No need to thank me.  That's just the generous kind of guy I am.  And I'll probably bring beer.  It makes me sound better when you drink it.   

Sounds like we could at least have a good time telling stories. 

You can check out my songbooks on the public songbook section.  Search using "Zurf".  I can't play everything in them.  A lot of the songs are stretch songs.  But what the heck.  Let's stretch. 

As far as printouts, I've got the "Jesus Songs" and the "Not Jesus Songs" songbooks.  If you're into Christian music and don't mind getting into some Country Gospel, I've been working on a song a buddy of mine wrote.  He's got a fantastic deep and resounding bass that my reedy nasal voice does nothing for, but the words are powerful.  It's about generations and Jesus and demonstrations of faith.  I do a fingerpick rhythm treatment on it and it sure could use a few nice lead licks. 

- Zurf

5,595

(16 replies, posted in Acoustic)

Wow.  First off, your guitar is not your ex.  With a little gentle treatment, your guitar will make you happy and sing like a bird.  We men are not quite so simple as that. 

Second, action can be adjusted.  If you really don't like the guitar, it may not be worth trying.  Trade it on something you'll play.  Guitar playing is far too much fun to let residual ook from an ex get in the way. 

Third, I love the concept of a face on a guitar.  Make it a happy face, though.  Wilson.  Funny.

Fourth, I really shouldn't go to four because three is just such a natural number for bits of things to say.

Fifth, One lesson per fortnight is not too few.  Weekly is probably too often, but it does help guitar instructors to pay the bills, which is not an easy thing for a guitar instructor to do otherwise. 

Sixth, Six?  I surely can't that many things to say.  Let me think.  Oh yes!  Christmas was just a few months ago.  You shouldn't be good yet.  If you were, you'd make us all jealous and angry and stuff.  Instead, we're all sympathetic and want to be helpful.  A friend of mine who teaches guitar said this about progression of most students.  After a year, you'll be getting the hang of it.  People might not run when you pull out your guitar.  After two years, you'll feel pretty good and you'll sound pretty good.  By the time you're solidly into your third year, folks will ask if you brought your guitar with you.  Four months?  Piffel.  You're doing great.  Keep up the good work. 

- Zurf

5,596

(9 replies, posted in Acoustic)

The elixirs are nice.  I like those too. 

D'Addorio also makes a silk and steel string that I find to sound very good for finger picking, for a short while.  The elixirs don't sound as good to me when new, but hold their tone for longer so that over time they sound better for longer than the D'Addorio silk and steel.  I don't know anything Martin's version. 

All my stringed instruments have D'Addorio except for one of my basses, which has some free Hartke strings that came with an amp. 

- Zurf

5,597

(30 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

upyerkilt wrote:

and to all those scared of snakes and spiders??? i just dont understand this, they have no big claws like lions

Snakes don't have legs either, but they still climb trees.  It's just WRONG.  What's unusual or un-natural about an animal with fangs biting stuff?  Nothing at all.  But something without legs climbing trees?!  That's just freaky. 

- Zurf

Yes.  You'll get there. 

- Zurf

I don't know Marcalan.  It seems like an ineffective alien who wanders about Earth is a good role for Keanu.  If the alien surfs, so much the better.

- Zurf

5,600

(12 replies, posted in Acoustic)

I'll bet you ARE getting somewhere.  You've probably forgotten where you came from.  Keep practicing, and you can't help but get better and more smooth.  If you are having trouble with distinguishing what is practicing the guitar and what is practicing a song, I recommend going to www.justinguitar.com and checking out his practice suggestions. 

- Zurf