651

(3 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Read the sticky and follow the instructions     

652

(13 replies, posted in My local band and me)

Yes you are correct: the Daleks did "EXTERMINATE" people with extreme prejudice, they'd blow smoke from an appendage which turned the victim see through and become a pile of dust, So yeah, sounds like the right sentence for spammers, hackers and politicians, not Chordie politicians obviously!
At this time land lines are needed in the UK and telephone boxes are provided so the vandals have something to practice on before going professional and becoming ram raiders!

Right again, Dr Who? is a woman of the female variety. There are rumours that certain American starlets are interested in becoming the next doctor! Just hope she plays guitar or uke...     

653

(4 replies, posted in Poems)

There's a line from a Jethro Tull song called Bungle in the Jungle: the rivers are full of crocodile nastys, and he who made kittens put snakes in the grass.
Buyer beware indeed. Beware the man that smiles in your face while he stabs you in the back, or governments that give you a penny and take back a pound.     

654

(2 replies, posted in Chordie's Chat Corner)

Thanks Jim. A great win over Turkey, a place I have visited many times and found the people there friendly and fanatical about football (soccer) Unfortunately your post seems to have attracted a rather disgruntled Turkey supporter who is unhappy with the Wales 2 Turkey 0 result. It was a good game and I hope the next game against Italy will give us the same result. But I fear the soccer team may want revenge for the thrashings they get when playing us in RUGBY.     

655

(4 replies, posted in Poems)

Holly Nostradamus batman! Are you two warning us of a future apocalipse? Food for thought.     

656

(13 replies, posted in My local band and me)

President Per and prime minister Roger....all the baddies would be spammers and hackers that we could delete. Utopia?     

657

(13 replies, posted in My local band and me)

Those meds may be working too well, buddy! It's great to see the old Pedr back.

There's no P in toilet
There's no H in love
There's no I in joyo
And no L in heaven...twice

I'll leave you to work that out     

658

(13 replies, posted in My local band and me)

I see you're feeling better Pedr?
Anyone can slap out chord after chord and sing like Freddy Mercury...well not Freddy, Not many have that original singing and playing style you exhibit. And of course your exceptional observational skill to transform that observation into a song or poem. I loved that high note, was Maree crushing the family jewels?     

659

(13 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Shwmae Pedr?

This is a cross between gospel and deep blues in my opinion. I think chords would spoil it but that's my opinion. I found myself closing my eyes to listen without distractions so I had to watch the excellent video again. There are certainly different layers here. Well done.     

660

(9 replies, posted in Songwriting)

You're so right, who'd swap places with John Lennon outside the Dakota building? Or Hendrix choking on his own vomit?     

661

(9 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Many thanks Brian. I guess in that way I have made a success of my life. These days I'm happy to come into my man cave and torture my guitar and the neighbours with my out of tune singing and writing songs to get things off my mind, insecurities and such. I think I have a nice circle of friends here on Chordie with your good self, Peter and Jim which I enjoy keeping in touch with.

Good luck with your book by the way I'm sure you 'll make a great success with it. Our own J.K.Rowling?

662

(9 replies, posted in Songwriting)

I think it was the screaming and the groupies I was hoping for...lol

We all have limitations, playing to your strengths and keeping within those limitations is the secret to success. You may quote me on that! I'm in a funny mood this morning.     

663

(13 replies, posted in Songwriting)

In honour of your friend? Beautiful words written in the style she played? I'm guessing there'll be a recording soon?     

664

(9 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hi Brian, recording on the way.

Pete, this song is about an eight year old boy dreaming of becoming a pop star...yes me! I'd lay awake for hours planning my rise to stardom. London is around 200 miles from me and back in the 50s and 60s that was a long way, about 6 hours in the car. I wanted to be a singer after seeing an Anthony Newly film about recording. Later seeing Tommy Steele playing guitar sent me down that path. Then of course the Beatles and the accompanying accusations of girls claiming one or other had made them pregnant. And finally the realisation that I'm not that good and would never make it at age 70 anyway. It's all there my concise autobiography.     

665

(9 replies, posted in Songwriting)

A new song all about the hopes and aspirations of a young musician, semi biographical? I've had to make all "B" chords a 7th as Chordpro doesn't like "B"

From Here To London by Phill Williams.2/06/21

From Here To London.Undefined


INTRO; [A-B7-E|A-B7-Dbm| A-B7-Dbm| D-A-E| ]




[A] I'm gonna [B7] make my way to [E] London.


[A] 200 [B7] miles and no [Dbm] return.


[D] Each step I [A] take will be.


A [E] footnote in my [F#m] history.


[A] Some day some [B7] body's gonna [E] write.




[A] I'm gonna [B7] be a big [E] sensation.


[A] Cant wait to [B7] see my name in [Dbm]lights.


[D] I'll be [A] there on the stage.


[E] Playing my [F#m] guitar.


[A] Some day some [B7] body'll say I'm [E] fine.


(CHORUS)




[D] How [A] fine do you [E] have to be.


[D] To be a [A] rock and roll [Dbm] star?


[D] Head [A] lining a [E] worldwide tour.


[F#m] Everybody knows who you [A] are. [B7]






SOLO [Abm-Dbm- B7| E-B7-Dbm| E-Abm-Dbm-B7| D-A-E:||]






[A] I'm gonna [B7] fly out business [E] class.


[A] Stay in [B7] 5 star [Dbm] rooms.


[D] I'm gonna [A] wreck the place.


[E] Lay the rooms to [F#m] waste.


[A] Someday some [B7] bodys gonna [E] learn.


[A] I'm not the [B7] best guy in the [E] morning.


[A] My songs aint [B7] never been that [Dbm] good.


[D] Everybody [A] wants to be.


A [E] footnote in my [F#m] history.


[A] Someday some [B7] body's gonna [E] write.


(CHORUS X 2)




OUTRO [E-Abm-Dbm- B7| E-B-Dbm| E-Abm-Dbm-B7| D-A-E]




Phill Williams 2/06/21





 

666

(8 replies, posted in Poems)

May the force be with you, nanoo, nanoo and most of all...live long and prosper.

You are correct Jim, the female of the species can turn "female dog from hell" when you turn up on her doorstep for the kids with your new significant other sitting in the car. Claws at 16 paces, and loss of visitation rights...I know as I've been there!     

667

(8 replies, posted in Poems)

Jim, you obviously haven't read my post properly as you echo the sentiments I have put down. In fact you've used the same words...this is a fine post which has generated a relevant conversation. I may be being chauvinistic here but; men/boys will always try it on, it's in our genes, pun intended. Some men, I call them cave men, want to spread their seed as far and wide as possible regardless of the consequences. We rely on women to have the common sense to say "no" trouble is we are all human male and female and we all have needs and desires.
Jim don't take offense at my jokey rebuke at the start, and don't disagree with me again...lol     

668

(5 replies, posted in Poems)

There was a young man from Calcutta
Who liked bread and jam for his supper
He called to his wife
Please bring me a knife
But it took him all night
Cos he stuttered.

This came to me while entertaining my granddaughter at 9am! 

669

(8 replies, posted in Poems)

The only line missing there is ; I'll phone you sometime but they never do!

I could feel the anguish in this young ladys thoughts, you've compiled them into a coherent poem. The story tells of lust which never lasts, sex without love is never truly satisfying and leaves the young lady with remorse and in danger of the consequences.

You've treated her thoughts with more respect than the guy in the poem. Well done     

670

(6 replies, posted in Poems)

Peatl,
I love your honesty. So, you didn't rate the recording very highly? But you recognize that others did. Well done my friend, very touching and your heartfelt rendition compliments a gentle and talented soul.

I also love the way you snuck in how you and Maree have date nights...rock on Pedr.     

671

(5 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Reading your words made me wish I felt those things! I think I've been in the zone a few times but I always think...for moments of greatness hours of practice     

672

(9 replies, posted in Poems)

well...William is the second in line to be king of the UK. Harry isn't. Harry is the ginger ninja and married to the Yoko Ono character. Yoko is the lady blamed for breaking up the Beatles that Lured John Lennon to the US and consequently got shot to death outside his home while signing an autograph for his killer! The only place I'd like to visit in the US is Strawberry Fields in New York for the Lennon memorial. I've visited the place that the song is about in Liverpool which is named Strawberry Field...no "s"     

673

(10 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Yeah Mojo, so good so funny. Johnny Cash is dead but not forgotten.     

674

(9 replies, posted in Poems)

If this is about William and Harry, the similarity with John and Paul, did Yoko cause the break up? Will Meghan destroy the royal family? Let's hope not.     

675

(15 replies, posted in Songwriting)

Hot toast with melting butter
Maybe covered with spaghetti tinned and egg fried
Tea, the drink of champions
So delicious, my tummy satisfied.

News on TV same old drudge
Riots, war and murder abound
Why not give us heartfelt joy
And spread the spread around.

Marmalade, strawberry jam or marmite
Choices, choices, choices
Do not put marmite on my toast please
Love it, hate it...hate it, yuk

Soft cheese triangles
Yummy, yummy, yummy!
Toast burnt round the edges
Sits well in my tummy.

Toast a toast we're toasting
Marshmallows on an open fire
Good old malt scotch whisky
The best, I am no liar.